Diddums

Hi, I'd like to post a little heartfelt tribute to Driveclub.

Tonight, tomorrow night, all day friday, whatevs mang.

It's a shit game. I could win if I wanted to, I just didn't want to embarrass all you sweaty tryhards.

Meh.

I love your stories Doc, always interesting. Please keep posting them. Have they determined the cause of death yet?

If you have the space and intend to do a bit of retro gaming now and then, I highly recommend an old CRT telly, always works. Can usually be had for pennies on Gumtree and Facebook.

Hahaha, Lee drinking it too was hilarious, i need to sort out my recording, that's gold right there. As an apology I topped up both yours and Philly's cars with petrol and water. I had to drink an entire jerry can of water before I could put petrol in it, took fucking ages. I parked the other one out of sight as it's also got all your shit in the boot.

Yeah, I've worked very hard for over a decade to build up such a well respected, well mannered, polite & helpful reputation. I ain't throwing that in the bin for fuck all.

SOMEONE_RES_LEIGH

I knew this was coming 😂

Yeah, we need a proper session on it, not a let's just appease Diddums so he shuts the fuck up and leaves us alone session. The problem is these people can't see past the subscription, but we can even move to a private server and ditch all that if we want. I'm going to nag them again and we can spend a night on it, I'll make a new dude as well so we're all on the same page. @crispymorgan @phil bottle @tronic44 @GazzaGarratt @Bluebear @Greboth

i-gAME_wITH_iDIOTS Or Im_With_Stupid Or Nothing_But_Disappointment Or OMG_Diddums_OMG Or OMG_MY_TEAM_IS_DEAD_LOL idk. whatevs.

If you even remotely like cars, you know. Trust me, you know. This video is good, but 5:10 highlights something every petrolhead will feel fairly strongly about: If you, like me, appreciate the finer arts, then naturally the internet has stepped up: So, repeat after me: POP POP POP UP AND DOWN HEADLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTS!!!!!!!!!

Poor Zake, fella passed away a few years ago, fell off a balcony whilst on holiday

Fuck me, I forgot about this! @leonvegas we need to round up the troops again! Do any of the others still play?

Nope, I've been trying to get these useless fucks to play for ages but they aren't cool enough. I still have a few guilds though, if I get enough interest I'll rename one and we can be #ballers together again, with our wands and stuff.

Fuck me, there's a face I haven't seen in a while! I was mildly intoxicated when I sent you that message, which server are you on again? I'll pop over at some point, we can go kill that bastard that took us an entire night to kill.

Try learning English first you illiterate flid.

Meh. I lasted 3 mins on Oblivion, 5 mins on Skyrim and about half an hour on ESO. Even DA:O was shit, as were all the Fallout games, and every other RPG out there, they all suck. Back to WoW I guess.

Yes! Yes! And @tronic44 and @crispymorgan! Keep tagging! Like Pokemon, we gotta tag them all!

Alright my love, I shall. We shall venture in to the sunset together and frolick in the sunshine, whoppin' space ass like the space cowboys we are. Gangsta 'n shit.

I'm cynical as fuck, it's a cross I bear. I realised that this was a crock of shit very soon after it was launched, something just always felt off. I always maintained that it was built as nothing more than a platform for microtransactions and even whinged like a little bitch about it on this very forum but not everyone felt the same way and I even had a pop at @GazzaGarratt about it because he's blind as a fucking bat likes to remain objective as far as games are concerned, and lo and behold, I was right. Let the be a lesson to you all. I'm always fucking right. I am the messiah, sent from videogame heaven to help fulfill the prophecy and all that jazz.

You buy the season pass yet?

@GazzaGarratt get your PC sorted dammit, it's time.

This could've gone in my PPR but I suspect there will be a few others with the same thoughts so fuck it: thread. It'll come as no surprise to most that I'm just meh on console lately. It all started with Dave's PC when I was given some ridiculous last-gen hardware and had to make it all talk to each other, I thoroughly enjoyed it and these 980s in SLI absolutely shred anything I throw at them. On Medium on DayZ for example, at 1440p, I'm getting 90fps. I think the lowest it's been was 84 or so, so smoother as butter. Playing at 1440p is a game changer, I forgot how much I loved it. Anyway. I started a new character on WoW which started off just being a time killer for when folks aren't on or whatever but I'm really enjoying it again, granted it doesn't have the addiction it did years ago but if you're looking for a game for chilling and just roaming around, exploring, soaking in the lore and just enjoying the vast, (and I mean vast, one continent is more than both Destinys combined, and there are 4 of them) colourful, rich environments Blizzard has created. It's not everyone's cup of tea but I thoroughly enjoy it and it's well worth the fifteen bones a month. Then there's Star Citizen, which I was gifted about a year ago, but it just destroyed my PC to the point of having to do hard resets. 8gb just wasn't even close to being enough. Now I can play it, and play it at decent settings too, and it just highlights the limitations of consoles, both on the hardware front and controls front. I haven't signed on the playstation in ages. Destiny 2 is dead, the only game I could see myself playing is Broforce but even then it's a short-burst game for an hour or so and then it's enough. I was honestly bored shitless on the playstation. I was fed up of Density, CoD was decent for a bit but ultimately meh, Warframe is on PC and probably a million times better (haven't tried it, have it installed), played a bit of Division 1 but started a new dude and just wasn't feeling it. Apex legends, like CoD and all the other pointless games has no end game, no objectives, just spawn in, die, repeat. It's boring as fuck. Anthem? Well, we all know where that ended up. Ark has potential but like most survival games, they split the community. The lack of common goals means everyone's running around like headless chickens, then someone comes in and drops a freakin' shark with lazer beams and suddenly any goals you had to work towards were gone because now you just walk around the map zapping everything. The PC has really rejuvenated gaming for me and I haven't been able to get off it for ages, whether it's repeatedly committing suicide in DayZ to meet up with @crispymorgan and @phil bottle or just cruising around in WoW doing fuck all or exploring space with Phil, it's awesome and feels so much better than consoles. It's probably just me, but I'm enjoying it so whatevs mang.