Diddums

Well there's a name we haven't seen in a while! I always remember you as having the most deceptive username ever, you all-caps'd MDMA-RAMPAGE UK and ended up being such a nice polite and well spoken person that it was confusing. Anyway, glad to see you back dude!

1. You overestimate my ability to read. 2. Shirley you can tie this in with another holibobs or something? Maybe come along in a car for a part of it? You can rent in Europe cheaper than here, and we can meet up. Plenty options 😉

Rightey-o then ladies and gentlemans, I've been floating this idea around lately and there seems to be a fair amount of interest, so I'm going to start making plans. The initial idea was to do it on 125s, we may stick to this idea, we may go a bit bigger, depends on what you lot want. The idea is to have a road trip around Europe, anything from a week to two weeks, on bikes (motorbikes, not bicycles, we're not idiots). This will be: Long Tiring Uncomfortable Painful Wet Expensive THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME To put a few ideas and facts in writing: You will need a full UK or international motorcycle licence, regardless of what bike you use. We will likely be raising some bank for charity, charity/ies to be decided. We will likely be doing a Youtube series. We will likely be bringing on some of the Overclockers folks. I started a thread to gauge interest here. We will likely be imposing a budget to keep things interesting, to be decided. We will definitely require a support vehicle. @GazzaGarratt is keen but is time limited and also doesn't want to ride a bike, so he may end up driving. Kyla said she'll ride shotgun with him. If he can't make it we may need to rope someone else in, @Bluebear might be a good one. In the support vehicle/s we'll have tools, fuel, food, luggage, whatever. This will only happen in two years at minimum, so it gives everyone time to start saving, get their licences, save up for gear, and accommodation / fuel / spending money. The route / time is also still yet to be decided, but the only two places I'd like to really visit are Rome (Kyla has been wanting to see Rome for ages, I don't know how bike friendly it is), and my mum here, in one of the most beautiful cities in Holland: This is of course purely a wish, I am not expecting anything, but it'd be fucking awesome to ride past on whatever contraptions we end up going on. If it's not practical then we skip it, no biggie. And on that note, please can all those interested start listing destinations they'd like to go to, that way we can start formulating a route. @Stretch616 is also planning a large road trip in his camperfagon, so maybe we could tie the two together and meet up at a few places. @Misneach_ even said he might be interested, but it might make more sense for him to hire a bike. I'll start compiling some resources, but please ask as many questions as you want / can, I'm going to make this happen one way or another so start saving! Links: HOW MUCH IS A MOTORCYCLE LICENCE? What’s the real cost of getting a motorbike licence? | Highway Code Resources MOCKTHEORYTEST.COM How to get a motorbike licence and pass your test - Confused.com WWW.CONFUSED.COM Here's all you need to know to pass your bike test with flying colours. I'll post up more as we go, but let's start off my formulating a route! Cheerio!

I had a wee lil' peekaboo at this last night and I gotta admit it looks pretty decent. The lack of minimap is going to be a big one for me.

No sir! That's Windows telling me to stop being a tightarse, but luckily, and I'm sure you can relate to this, when it's in the last few pixels of a 32" monitor you don't even notice it 🤣

Well I guess today's lesson is nag and ye shall receive. Started off firing up the launcher and trying to load up the game, no dice. Rebooted everything a few times and eventually got it going. Found my ship, figured out how to fly it sortof, still got much to learn. I'm going to print off a keymap tomorrow and laminate it, stick it on my wall or sumfink. Whatever. Figured out how to hyperdrive, selected a mission and flew at what I thought was the objective. Turns out it was a satellite or something and I wasn't allowed to be there so I did what any sane man would do and turned around. Sort of. I suspect the bits missing from this image are stuck to someone's satellite somewhere in space. You're welcome, pikey scum. Anyways. Still got loads to learn, but at least I'm out the starting blocks. Might have another go this weekend if anyone's on. Cheerio ❤️

Sorted 🙂

Hi Dylan, thanks for the heads up. I've corrected your post slightly to add something in which you seem to have forgotten 🙂

Sick of farming? Here's what you do: There are youtubes about this, I'll post one below, but there are a few things the youtubers don't cover so here's a more comprehensive list: LOCK OR VAULT ALL THE STUFF YOU WANT TO KEEP. Turn off your vibration on your joystick because it'll vibrate a lot. Turn off sleep mode on your PS4 and your joystick. Make sure your controller is plugged in, if the battery dies, the farm stops. Equip whichever ghost will give you the most rewards for either Nessus or Earth, that'll be the planet you farm on to maximize profits. Go to the forge on Earth or Nessus and just before you start it, equip anything to bring you below light level 450. This step comes last because otherwise you'll get fucked up by anything and errythang. MAKE SURE YOU DO IT. Once you hit the low light levels, everyone's AFK farming. If you don't do this, you'll ruin other peoples' forge runs. Stuff like the masks from Halloween are 0 light and are NOT in under armour in collections but rather special items or something. Have a hunt around. Also a few low level items, in my case I had a titten mark at 23 light or something. Get creative. Start the forge, put your controller down and leave it. I came back the next day with about 1600 Dusklight Shards (THESE GO TO YOUR POSTMASTER). Also, Destiny Item Manager is a huge help with this so make sure it's updated and ready to go. Here's a videyooooo:

I'm on all night baby. This is what I look like, in case you have a case of mistaken identity.

Nope.

Happy birthday Dave! Have a cracking one fella, and ignore Rachel, he knows nuffink 😞

Leigh how many gigglybytes have you got? Also, whenever. Lemme know.

You think they give a shit about the players? Don't be silly. It's all about the shareholders and nothing else.

Your mum is a gag for diddums.

You all suck.

You're a good man Leigh, this is why we keep you around ❤️

Pain the fucking ass, why can't we just have old-school .exe files with auto-updaters? Ah yes, so they can shove their bullshit ads in your face every time you load up a game.

We all have our favourite Youtubers, but do you have any you avoid? I have a few which keep popping up in my feed, the only thing they seem capable of doing is talking doom & gloom in the gaming industry and milking every last tidbit of info until there's absolutely fuck all left. Don't get me wrong, I love gossip and hearing how devs/publishers fuck up but these guys are like broken records, just going on and on and on. LegacyKillaHD is leagues above the rest, all this guy does is whinge and whine for ages. https://www.youtube.com/user/LegacyKillaHD/videos The next one isn't as bad but still fucking irritating: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3nPaf5MeeDTHA2JN7clidg/videos There's another one who I can't think of right now, I'll post up when he inevitable pops up in my feed like a bad dose of crabs amongst all the lookers.

What I don't understand about Twitch is that most famous streamers are idiots, whereas the quality stuff tends to get overlooked. I've been keeping track of WoW which means checking out a stream here or there, and a chap named Asmongold is one of the biggest streamers. One look at the guy tell you he's a mouth breathing retard who gets confused if he looks at a 24h clock. I blame the Love Island generation.

If they fuck this up I'm going to batter them to death with Keanu. Not as in side by side, but use him as a weapon. Swing him around by his ankles. This game is gonna suck me in so fucking hard. Best you lot write my name on the soles of my shoes so you can at least find me.

They chase keywords. Find keywords, post spam. It's to try and stay relevant. The thing is with bots is that when they're originally coded they can actually fly under the radar very well, in fact most do. They then get butchered by others who haven't a clue what they're doing and before you know it you have bots asking advertising tampons in a Mortal Kombat Fatality thread.

Portal. I’ll put money on it.

I can't comment on this particular one but these are amazing. They're basically powerline adapters which run through your house's existing wiring and instead of having a huge bulky adapter plugged in, the socket is the adapter. Provided WiFi protocols don't change (which are backwards compatible anyway, so they'll never be obsolete) these are fantastic.

Lol united. Nothing else to say.