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Fuck me, I forgot about this! @leonvegas we need to round up the troops again! Do any of the others still play?

Nope, I've been trying to get these useless fucks to play for ages but they aren't cool enough. I still have a few guilds though, if I get enough interest I'll rename one and we can be #ballers together again, with our wands and stuff.

Fuck me, there's a face I haven't seen in a while! I was mildly intoxicated when I sent you that message, which server are you on again? I'll pop over at some point, we can go kill that bastard that took us an entire night to kill.

Try learning English first you illiterate flid.

Meh. I lasted 3 mins on Oblivion, 5 mins on Skyrim and about half an hour on ESO. Even DA:O was shit, as were all the Fallout games, and every other RPG out there, they all suck. Back to WoW I guess.

Yes! Yes! And @tronic44 and @crispymorgan! Keep tagging! Like Pokemon, we gotta tag them all!

Alright my love, I shall. We shall venture in to the sunset together and frolick in the sunshine, whoppin' space ass like the space cowboys we are. Gangsta 'n shit.

I'm cynical as fuck, it's a cross I bear. I realised that this was a crock of shit very soon after it was launched, something just always felt off. I always maintained that it was built as nothing more than a platform for microtransactions and even whinged like a little bitch about it on this very forum but not everyone felt the same way and I even had a pop at @GazzaGarratt about it because he's blind as a fucking bat likes to remain objective as far as games are concerned, and lo and behold, I was right. Let the be a lesson to you all. I'm always fucking right. I am the messiah, sent from videogame heaven to help fulfill the prophecy and all that jazz.

You buy the season pass yet?

@GazzaGarratt get your PC sorted dammit, it's time.

This could've gone in my PPR but I suspect there will be a few others with the same thoughts so fuck it: thread. It'll come as no surprise to most that I'm just meh on console lately. It all started with Dave's PC when I was given some ridiculous last-gen hardware and had to make it all talk to each other, I thoroughly enjoyed it and these 980s in SLI absolutely shred anything I throw at them. On Medium on DayZ for example, at 1440p, I'm getting 90fps. I think the lowest it's been was 84 or so, so smoother as butter. Playing at 1440p is a game changer, I forgot how much I loved it. Anyway. I started a new character on WoW which started off just being a time killer for when folks aren't on or whatever but I'm really enjoying it again, granted it doesn't have the addiction it did years ago but if you're looking for a game for chilling and just roaming around, exploring, soaking in the lore and just enjoying the vast, (and I mean vast, one continent is more than both Destinys combined, and there are 4 of them) colourful, rich environments Blizzard has created. It's not everyone's cup of tea but I thoroughly enjoy it and it's well worth the fifteen bones a month. Then there's Star Citizen, which I was gifted about a year ago, but it just destroyed my PC to the point of having to do hard resets. 8gb just wasn't even close to being enough. Now I can play it, and play it at decent settings too, and it just highlights the limitations of consoles, both on the hardware front and controls front. I haven't signed on the playstation in ages. Destiny 2 is dead, the only game I could see myself playing is Broforce but even then it's a short-burst game for an hour or so and then it's enough. I was honestly bored shitless on the playstation. I was fed up of Density, CoD was decent for a bit but ultimately meh, Warframe is on PC and probably a million times better (haven't tried it, have it installed), played a bit of Division 1 but started a new dude and just wasn't feeling it. Apex legends, like CoD and all the other pointless games has no end game, no objectives, just spawn in, die, repeat. It's boring as fuck. Anthem? Well, we all know where that ended up. Ark has potential but like most survival games, they split the community. The lack of common goals means everyone's running around like headless chickens, then someone comes in and drops a freakin' shark with lazer beams and suddenly any goals you had to work towards were gone because now you just walk around the map zapping everything. The PC has really rejuvenated gaming for me and I haven't been able to get off it for ages, whether it's repeatedly committing suicide in DayZ to meet up with @crispymorgan and @phil bottle or just cruising around in WoW doing fuck all or exploring space with Phil, it's awesome and feels so much better than consoles. It's probably just me, but I'm enjoying it so whatevs mang.

Y'all cunts had best fuckin' be online tonight. ALL Y'ALL @crispymorgan @phil bottle @tronic44 @GazzaGarratt @Greboth And anyone else. (I have a cowboy party coming up at work, I'm going to be practising my cowboy shenanigans so drop in at the local saloon for a drink. Or a ho-down, your choice)

This is quite possibly the biggest fuckup in many, many years. This can be added to the pile with ME:A, Fallout 76 and all the other DOA games. I knew it was bad but this really does highlight what a complete and utter clusterfuck it's been. Bioware and EA both to blame here.

Bit shit apparently.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAMOTHY!

It’s dead. Game over.

Dave is the correct answer and anyone who thinks otherwise is an idiot.

I'll Chrave you in a minute.

That is a LOT of laptop for that money. Bloody hell! That said, if I go to my grave having never used another 17" laptop again, I'll be happy.

Well you can't have a 1080ti and not have a monitor to show it off! Glad you're enjoying it, couldn't have gone to a better home imo

That ship you gave me is a dud, you still got the warranty? All it did was spin around in circles until it eventually spat me out and just sat there, upside down, looking all sad and useless. It's a good job you can fly! I've gotta admit, there's a ton of potential here. Some things are needlessly faffy but I'm sure this will be addressed at some point. The whole experience is ridiculous, the sheer scale and vastness of it all is on a whole new level. It needs some optimizing, getting 60fps on medium at 1080p with 2x 980s is a bit meh but it didn't ruin the experience at all. The hubs are terribly optimized, they need rebooting now and then to keep things fresh. The attention to detail on the ships and stuff is great, the planet we visited was dull as fuck but these are all things that will probably be added and updated over time. The framework is there for an extremely epic game. The servers need more players, it needs music, more atmosphere and more chaos. I'm not talking CoD, but a bit more than there is would go down well. It's a fantastic game for sure and being able to finally play it is amazeballs. I'm probably going to install DayZ tonight as well. I can't see my PS4 getting much use any more tbh. The games on PC are just so much better it's unreal, and the money you can save with things like Humble Bundle renders the PS4s pricing structure and the shit titles on it obsolete. It's safe to say that the only reason I'll be on the PS4 is because of the company, not the games.

Yes I know the watermark is there, ever since I changed my motherboard Windows is being a fanny. Still, epic shot 😎

Division 2 would be my suggestion. I'm going to pick it up too once this encessant bout of poverty wears off.

"Audi Drivers" "Get outta my way n00b" I like mining, and piracy. I'm assuming this just gives you a perk or something and you can still do the rest anyway? Role playing? No. I have had sex before.

Oooooh this looks tasty AND i own it. I shall be on this shortly, next week prolly.