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That dog 🤣🤣🤣 Did they just slide a table across the floor and render it as a dog? I can't help but wonder what bullshit this one's gonna have. Didn't see any jumpy shit so it could be decent. And fuck off with the beta bullshit, it's not a fucking beta, stop using that as a marketing trick. I fucking hate EA. Cunts. See you all online then.

Y u no tag me Matt? Is this the beginning of the end for us? Is it me?

Fairy's muff, your dish innit. I bet 7days at 6 billion FPS will be glorious.

Hmmmm. Might pick it up then, but it'll hafta wait till next month, I already blew all my spare bank this month on work clobber, turns out being a suit is asspensiff. Sounds like the kind of game that would make a good YouTube series.

^wot he sed. To spend 750 of the queen's finest heads on something that will only ever flex half its muscles is nuts, think of all the beers you could buy me with the remaining bank. @phil bottle you're on 1440p no?

The sweet, sweet taste of pure unrestricted piracy of the most delicious kind. Coupled with Couchpotato you can get it to download all your favourite tv shows for free and stream them to any device in your house for nada.

Loads of shit flying around about this being better, haven't got it but it's tempting. What are the goals? Are there quests / missions / etc? Can you team up with others and fuck stuff up? What's the loot stuff like? Various weapons? Armour and stats? Or is it simply another shitty survival game?

1080ti is overkill for you, I'd be looking at a 1070, 1070ti at most. Both of those will last you many years, the 1080ti is a 4k card.

I should really. It was really taking off when I quit.

Maybe they can use their winnings to get a proper haircut.

Fuck me, I'd only dump her once I'd ruined her snatch to the point of it being like a runway at Heathrow. That said, that Youtuber is an irritating cunt. He probably wouldn't need the sunglasses indoors if he didn't cover himself in fucking fairy lights. Twat.

Like fuck they won't. It'll be in a DLC at some point and used as a pawn to drive more sales. I give it a year, you mark my words. It'll be called something bullshitty like "Son of Gjallerhorn" or something but it'll return. You watch and see.

Absolutely hilarious as always, love playing with you guys

I would've loved to give this a go but sadly it wasn't to be. I just didn't have enough time this weekend and last night I was fucking knackered after stuffing my face with an epic roast so it wasn't on the cards. I'll definitely give it a go next time it comes around though. I was chatting to @Plumbers Crack about the exotics I want to see returned, there are four of them, Zhalo, Arse Breaker, Jelly and Truth. Some of my funniest moments in D1 were watching those goddamn fucking Truth rockets chase people around corners. I could almost taste their panic, people bumping in to walls n shit, it was hilarious. Oh and I want the Colony. That also looks like it's an absolute cunt in PVP so I need one.

Sorry I couldn't be there to return the favour but thanks for the help earlier today, much appreciated

That's what you think

Fuck me Leigh, that's a guilt trip if ever I've seen one, if Rachel doesn't play Density with us now his soul will die Epic work as always mate. I'll add a bit more next month, as I mentioned this month has fucked me up a bit due to changing pay dates.

I don't really like promoting piracy but I make an exception for a few things. Pirate a copy of Sony Vegas, you won't get that level of functionality for less than £600. Due to it being quite possibly the most pirated piece of software ever YouTube is absolutely stuffed with tutorials, it's how I learned to use it back in the day. Adobe Premiere is also quite popular but due to it being unpirateable there are fuck all tutorials on the tube and all the ones on there are far too advanced for noobs like me, they all assume I make a living with it already. For recording software I found Fraps to be the best. It's an absolute pig for resources and loves chewing through RAM but if you have a decent PC it can't be beat. I tried loads and although most of the others were much less intensive, they sacrificed image quality and / or sound. If you want Fraps let me know as I have a paid up account so can download whenever. For voice recording you wanna use Audacity, very easy to use, loads of options and this means you'll have separate audio and video files so you can edit to your heart's content. It's also free. Anyone who says you need to spend big bucks on hardware is talking shit. My old vlogs were all recorded on my Samsung Galaxy S3, sound and video, and the quality was fantastic. Rendering takes ages so try plan it to let your PC do it overnight. I dunno if GPU rendering is decent nowadays but when I tried it it fucked up every single time, a pain in the arse when you leave it overnight only to find it's failed in the morning. I'll add more to this as I think of it.

Why vote? I'm always FGer of the month. No need to embarrass everyone else.

Posted a link to this on Overclockers, I expect many inputs

Hello mate, welcome aboard. You on PS4? We seem to be having a bit of a resurgence towards Destiny 2 lately, always nice to have some new faces to smash aliens with

True, both of you. I'll say this much: Leigh's loyalty is alarming. However, I must admit I've been enjoying it again after a fairly long hiatus.

The irony of this being that I bump a thread every single Friday on OcUK to get folks to join us for GTA races, we already have quite a few who do and there are more coming over time. We can't then move the goalposts on the day it's meant to happen and also move the chat system, that's too many hurdles and a lot of "meh, fuck it" will ensue, so although changing games would probably be a good thing, we need to come up with something else and cast it in stone with enough notice. I don't want to recruit folks only for them to come online and we're all playing a game they don't have, or they can't hear us because we're on a different chat server. Here's today's bump: https://forums.overclockers.co.uk/posts/31973712/ I also post on Barryboys (they want you to go play CoD with them @crispymorgan btw) and if I find more places to recruit, I will. If we want more members then we need to ensure that they come online to a community they can play with.

No, I'm an exec now, I have business cards and everyfink

Can you send nudes via Discord? If so maybe we should give it a shot. I don't know if I'd be able to live without @LordBaguette's live feed from 4chan.