Diddums

I haven't played it yet but I'm looking forward to it. I got bored of the first one back in 2010 but my taste in games has changed a lot in the last 8 years so we'll see. The reviews are all overwhelmingly positive so I have high hopes. One thing I'll never forget was Rockstar's ability to eke out every last bit of performance from the end-of-line PS3 with GTA 5. When you had the likes of CoD claiming that theu couldn't do x or y because the PS3 was already pushing its limits, Rockstar then released GTA which put every other dev to shame. The game had 10x the content of all the other games and apart from the loading times it ran smooth as butter. I'm hoping they do the same with RDR2. I'd love tobe able to conclusively prove how poorly optimized other games are. They're not pushing the PS4 in terms of power, they're just really poorly optimized (Destiny 2's escalation protocols being a perfect example, shitloads of fancy lighting effects that improve the game experience by maybe 5% but drop you down to single digit FPS numbers). I'm looking forward to it.

Right well here we go. I bought the game on PSN yesterday, waited a million hours for it to download, only to find that I was unable to play multiplayer because only Blackout was ready. Played blackout for a bit, it's not bad per se, but it's not good either. There is too much bullshit and the graphics look like they're from a 15 year old game. To its credit, I love the map style and how Treyarch have incorporated all their previous maps in to one massive map. The fact that I can plow 15 mags in to a person only for him to turn around and kill me with a single shot is typical CoD bullshit but I think I've just come to the realisation that life's too short to put up with all this crap. Once multiplayer loaded up I hopped in to a game of Domination on Icebreaker. I've been wondering how best to describe this experience, and although words generally fail me, this is the best I could come up with: Imagine having your scrotum screwed in to a workbench. Now imagine having a pack of rabid wolves tug at you with nothing but your scrotum preventing you from being dragged in to the sunset. Whilst these wolves are yanking at your body and slowly tearing away chunks of meat, you are getting noshed off by Susan Boyle in a tutu. Overcome by the sheer pain and discomfort, you don't even notice the nipple clamps pumping 240v through you and the syringes injecting pure herpes in to your eyeballs. That's about the sum of it. I lasted one game. One. The words best affiliated with this game are: Spawn campers. Fucked spawns. Map too small. Bullshit hit detection. Head glitching (everywhere, literally every single corner in the map has some bullshit head glitching spot) Lag. P2P hosting (in 2018, come on ffs) And last but not least: The cunts that play it. The thing that irritates me the most about this game is the fact that you can't even create a class when you start. Nope, you have to use the bullshit standard classes against players who have diamond camos (yes, really) and everything unlocked. These guys will then head glitch and spawn camp you leaving you unable to move and even when you can move your only defense is some bullshit gun that Treyarch has decided is your only option until you've sunk multiple hours in to the game. It was honestly the worst experience I've ever had in a videogame, and this is the first time I've ever asked for a refund. I ain't paying for this shit, no chance. @techno you are spot on to pass on this one. It's digital cancer, I honestly can't even describe how much I absolutely detest this game.

40 kills baby!

First Man. We managed 30 mins before walking out. Probably one of the most tedious, boring, long winded pieces of crap I've ever seen. The director just took one of humanity's biggest achievements and shat all over it. 1/10.

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Pisses me off reading this. Who was moaning Pat? Was I there? That's not on and not what FG is all about. If I'm on and you need a hand, speak up, I'm always happy to jump in for whatevs. As for me, I'm 557 and will do whatever. I need some Blind Well and EPs though.

Shut up.

Ha! It's the lil' wizard! Hello again stranger, always a pleasure to see you around these parts. Hope you're well, if you're bored find a copy of GTA V and come race with us tonight. You'll have caught up the last year in a single minute Cheerio!

£11.49 Dave https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Grand-Theft-Auto-V-5-GTA-5-V-PS4-PS3-Xbox-one-Xbox-360-MINT-SUPER-FAST-DELIVERY/112978159872?var=&hash=item1a4e05e900 (also keep an eye on PSN, it pops up for sale quite cheap now and then)

Vanilla, there is no DLC for it and all the extra cars and tat are included

Omg Dave how do you nkt know about the biggest event in the FG universe 😂😂😂 It's PS4 and GTA V. Our record is 17 people in a race, it's absolutely hilarious. Jump in!

Will do tonight fella Get that install going ASAP, quite a few gigglybytes.

We are all on GTA races tonight, if you have GTA V, then install and update it, make sure you're good to go. It's the most fun you'll have all year, I can say that with 100% certainty. Here's a little taster (for some reason only my voice recorded, but it'll give you an idea): And sign up here: See you on the racetrack Guardian

Nah, the old just get relegated to the bench and sweeping duties.

Another Gaz! @GazzaGarratt @techno you fellas got some competishun! Welcome fella, send out some friend requests and be a baller with us.

Fine, I'll go play with my youtube mate then.

So who's building it first in Minecraft?

I'm currently at the height of my career working for the best company I've ever worked for. I'm a building manager and my line manager is worth £3b so hopefully I'll get to call him dad one day and get written in to his will. To get here I've had quite an illustrious career which has involved unblocking toilets in a prison and moving office furniture for £50 a day. It's been an extremely long and difficult road but being able to wear a suit to work and work with people who aren't constantly scratching their bollocks and picking their noses has made it all worth while.

All of those sockets need to be populated so grab another adapter. That PSU should be more than man enough for this load profile, if anything's gonna kill it, it'll be old age. It's what... 6 years old now? Also you guys are both awesome, reminded me why we keep you around

This place is fucking amazing. Leigh you're a good'un mate ❤️

Horseback, naked. Putin style. Kalashnikovs optional.

Ab-so-lute-ly superb Bobby, fucking well done 😎

A man can dream ❤️

Apparently I haven't played Destiny 2 yet.

Hello I've checked out your channel, you seem like an interesting person. I note from one of your vids that you mentioned going to a gender clinic, is this for transitioning purposes? Not judging at all btw, everyone deserves to be happy in life, but you'll soon find out that I ask the questions that everyone's wondering because I like things to be in the open as we're a family here and we want everyone to be comfortable. This lot might be a bunch of irritating cunts but there's no other group I'd trust with my life as much as I trust these lot. I'll also approve your Xbox club, feel free to expand on it, recruit, do whatever, you'll be the daddy. Also, buy a PS4 and play with us. You won't find a more fun and helpful bunch of deranged individuals on the internet, I'm willing to put money on it. Welcome to the club, enjoy your stay! PS, starting vids with "yo what's going on guys it's your boy" is a running joke here because every youtuber does it. Don't be that guy