Diddums

Not the fucking Steam Sales again. I was doing well to be able to buy shit like food and water.

Far Cry 1 was absolutely epic, but then it was made by Crytek, the same people behind Crysis 1 too, one of my all time favourite games. Far Cry 2 was also good, I liked it more than most because of the setting and the fact that many of the enemies actually spoke Afrikaans. That's the only game I've ever seen where it's showed up. Another favourite gimmick of mine was the pickup mounted machine gun, that thing sounded like proper hellfire when fired, although the guns generally sounded good in that game. Far Cry 3 was great, Vaas was a game changer in terms of psycho bad guys. Never really bothered with 4 although I'm sure I've got it in the drawer here somewhere. I can't see myself buying 5 any time soon.

I can't believe you're still drinking the kool aid Leigh.

The lovely Mr Bottle bought me this for my birthday and I just fired it up for the first time. I wandered around the space station thingy for a bit but holy hell does it run like dogshit on my PC. i5 2500k @ stock clocks, 8gb ram, R9 290 4gb. Turned every bell and whistle off, lowest graphics settings, the lot. Still a juddery stuttery mess. Am I missing something here? Do I need to increase the voltage on the flux capacitor? A couple of things I did notice in my brief stint: Why do we have oxygen levels on a bloody space station? Someone needs to kick the maintenance crew in the nuts, that's not acceptable. My space suit thingy has little boosters on it. Naturally the first thing I did was run off the nearest landing pad I could find to see if I'd be lost in space for all eternity, only to find that I can safely fly myself back, albeit slowly. Imma go update all my drivers and see if that helps.

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Zhalo Supercell ofc. Anything else is settling.

I don't think you understand how much it's killing me to have a few days off and not be able to play them.

Well, where to start? First off thanks to all who attended, it was a fantastic night and one to remember for sure. Was ace to finally meet @LordBaguette as well. Thanks for all the gifts, you guys spoil me way too much and Kyla says thanks for the gifts too. Thanks also for tidying up in the morning, sorry I missed you all but I didn't even surface until after 12. Feeling like arseholes would be an understatement. Apologies for the drunk chicks, it seemed like a good idea at the time but as some of you will know, it backfired a bit. @Stretch616 hiding on the balcony from a girl who just wouldn't take no for an answer was a bit funny and Naereet getting abuse from the drunkest one because he tried it on with all of them, right after she was denied by all of us was also quite funny. Poor Tad got it too because he also refused her advances but luckily he shook it off. Thanks once again for everything, here's to the next one!

Well a month in, a few thoughts. First off, this is a life changer for me. As someone who just buys whatever he wants all the time and then wonders how many nectar points he has on his nectar card at the end of the month, this has changed my life. I can't budget for shit, never have, so I put a bit on it every week and that's my budget. It's really forced me to think about every penny I spend and I've got loads of money now oddly. As for the card itself, I've yet to find a place where it's not accepted or doesn't work. Topping up is instant and transactions appear instantly and I get a notification on my phone every time I spend any money. My only issue which is in no way Starling's fault, is that TFL doesn't charge me instantly for my travel, but rather calculates it later on due to capping. So it'll reserve a 10p fee when I enter a tube station and then a few days later hit me with the rest. It's not a big issue, it's just something I need to be mindful of. The app is fantastic and extremely intuitive. I haven't even explored all the features and only looked at the basic stuff but it's blown me away. The uses this has is immense. If you have kids and want to give them pocket money, this is perfect. I'm yet to suss out how this company makes any money but I don't really care. Honestly if you suck with money then you need one of these. @crispymorgan I apologise for taking the piss. Saving money is fucking awesome (will still take piss though).

A cat?

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I'll do a list of local places tomorrow, but in the mean time speak to Stretch as he's looking at hotels too. If you want to look yourself, the postcode is SW16 2NU.

DAVE AND SANJAY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY YAY! When: 17th March 2018 Where: Dave's Place, London Theme: Get drunk and talk shit What to bring: Fags if you're a smoker, nothing else All food and drink will be supplied! Yay! Kyla makes some badass snacks! Most of you will know about this already and this is a post to find out what's what and who's coming / not coming, who's staying where, etc. Sanjay is a lifelong friend of mine whose birthday is actually on the 17th so he's got the spare room because birthday boy. There are also a considerable amount of possible attendees (15 including Kyla and I) so we're trying to make plans that are cheap and accessible for all. First I need to know if you're coming or not (this is important for food and alcohol purposes. If you're not coming, please say so). Then we need to know who's staying where and what the cheapest option is for staying over (unless you want a nice romantic spa ofc, we don't judge lol). This way we can start actually arranging shit. So far the list of possible attendees are: Phil & Marina @phil bottle Rich & Lex @tronic44 Greboth @Greboth Leigh @GazzaGarratt Stretch @Stretch616 Naereet @Amnotright Cripspeee @crispymorgan Mike A-Team @Mikepjbell Damian (mate of mine) Tad (you all know Taddy) Please can you all reply below whether or not you're making it and where you want to stay if you are coming down (if bringing partners please specify as well). GET REPLYING FOLKS! Ciao, Dave xxx

Fuck you you cunts. I'll troll whoever i want. Including you. Cunts.

Will sub later. Mine is twitch.tv/hiimdiddums I have no intention of making anything of it so don't worry about subbing, it's just for folks to see what I'm up to.

Agreed, and I sincerely hope that the game returns to form. Density did provide hours and hours of entertainment for us and I do miss that, I just hope that D2 can come close. Shut up Leigh. It's crap.

I own it and got bored sharpish. Never finished an Elder Scrolls game either, always lost interest.

You're looking at it wrong. The objectives are the unlocks. Once you get the Vanguard properly kitted out and become a one man army the game is ridiculous fun, but I never got to that point on the PS4 because the shitty juddery mess it became just fucked me off too much. AH! I remember my biggest gripe now, the vehicle controls are ported directly over from PC and not modified to suit a console which is absolute wank and enough to make you want to put a cute little kitty in a blender.

Planetside runs like dogshit on the PS4 sadly, and it looks fucking awful. Edit: I seem to recall reading somewhere that the devs added a ton more features and stuff to it to utilize the PS Pro, wonder if us regular PS4 peasants are paying for it. Never even considered BL:R, although I think I just need to scratch this MMO itch again tbh.

Stay airborne. One thing I've noticed with good junkies is that they never touch the bloody ground and never stand still. Always moving around unless using a window to be a cunt.

I'm not paying a tenner a month to play a single game, no chance.

Bored shitless. I love OW but am burned out on it atm. I love Fortnite but am also burned out on it. Destiny is dead and Bungie are just making it worse. GTA is fun but also bored. CoD is fun for a bash now and then but it's not a "proper session" game for me. A few rounds and I'm done. I also want an MMO to play. That Neverwinter looked good but lacked the true open world aspect of an MMO which killed it for me. I've just done a bit of googling and Skyforge is both free and decent looking. Download it now, will see how it fares. Feel free to give it a go if you want.

It's free, no reason not to give it a go. And we all know how I am with money.