Diddums

My opinion of you has always lived in the gutter, with my mind, making sweet sweet mindopiniongutter love

I've touched on this a few times in party chats but I think it's time I do it properly so that those of you who want to make a few extra bucks can. First of all, is this some kind of scam, pyramid scheme, snake oil bullshit? No. It's a 100% legit, legal way of making a few extra monies on the side. What about the bookies then? Bookies hate us. With a passion. If they sniff us out, they'll "gub" us which means they restrict us to small bets and remove all promotions from our account. To prevent this from happening, we place "mug bets", but this is a whole different discussion. So what is it then? It's abusing booky offers to extract money out of them, or other bettors. Here's a simple breakdown: Bookie A is offering promotion where you get a free bet matching your first free bet up to £25. The aim is to get that free bet and extract the value from it. To do this, we need to "cancel out" the first bet, and this is done by laying the bet. For this you go to an exchange like Betfair, where you effectively take on the role of the bookie. You then place a bet at Bookie A for an event, let's say Man U to win tonight's game. Then on the exchange you bet against Man U winning (note, you don't bet on a draw or on Bmouth to win, you bet that Man U won't win, there's a difference). If you manage to find odds that are close (by looking at various events and stuff) then you lose the small difference between the odds and the commission at the exchange. This will be no more than £1 if done correctly. Once the game is played, you will have the £25 + winnings in either the exchange or the bookie, but now you have a free £25 bet. Using online resources and calculators (all of which are free) you then find a decent match between sports, and input the numbers you are presented with at the bookie and the exchange, and it'll spit out the number you need to put on the exchange. Wait until the match is played, and voila. You will get about £17 from that bet if done correctly (you can pull as much as £23-£24 out of the free bet but this requires MASSIVE bankrolls at the exchange). For those of you still in doubt, I signed up to Yesbets today (£15 a month) and this is my current situation: This is with a £160 bankroll. I'll update this now and then to show my progress but in the mean time if anyone has any questions, fire away, and if you want to do this, drop me a PM because I love referral bonusses and will go 50/50 for all referrals I get. Also, if you do decide to give this a go, make sure you use topcashback as much as possible as you can get some decent little earners out of there too. What I will say is don't go rushing in because you'll make mistakes and it'll cost you money. If you like the look of this, sign up to Yesbets and do the first few offers for free. Also, if you do decide to do this, LET ME KNOW so I can give you a referral. If the bookie gives out a referral bonus, I will give you 50% of it.

Fuck you it was awesome and that's the end of it.

You're watching the wrong comedies then Steve. Have you seen 21 Jump Street? The Hangover? (not sure the hangover would be your kind of film though). I do agree that there are too many shit comedies nowadays. Same goes for TV shows. You ever seen Bob's Burgers? It's terrible. Honestly the ad alone made me want to fall asleep. Reviews? 8.1 on IMDB. EIGHT POINT ONE. Unfuckingbelievable.

$$$$$$ For $50 ($35 for the Pi itself and $15 for the memory card and whatever) you have an emulator for all the old games you want. There's a dedicated OS for Pi with everything you need. Also, they fit in anything. I bumped in to a project somewhere where a guy had installed one inside something like this. I may get a Pi to tinker around with. I have a thing for cheap, small tech.

I still can't get my head around the fact that they made a sequel. What the hell were they thinking? Also, Seth Rogen is the most stereotypical one trick pony in the stable. Every film is just "dick, balls, dick, cock, balls". It's fucking pathetic.

Not me but I'd love a MAME box (don't tell Lee, he'll murder a dolphin). There are loads of guides and info all over the net and MAME can run on a raspberry Pi.

That's exactly who it is. Well done!

I dunno. Kyla's always banging on about going on one of these things. I just don't see the point. It's an artificial habitat which floats on something that will kill you if you fall in to it, which is infested with things which will kill you if you fall in their territory, so you can see the same people day in and day out, shit in a shit toilet, and see the crap every day for days, if not weeks on end. Thanks, fly me to the bahamas instead and let me have my own holiday. I'm going on a cruise soon btw.

It's not a demon, it's a psycho. Come on Steve, know your evil shit

Not enough lolz in this thread so here you go Billygoat: That said, I wouldn't worry too much about it. I was subjected to all sorts of fucked up shit when I was a kid (real shit, not video game shit) and I turned out just fine. In fact looking back on my life my father wouldn't even have batted an eyelid at any of this stuff so it just proves you're a good dad by being concerned. I suggest staying away from frisbees and boomarangs for a while though!

Good. What a bunch of idiots.

Fucking hell Adam, long time no see! Nice chatting to you again apparently

Didn't we have one of these? I dunno. Either way, I want this noise in my life.

This is fucking disgusting behaviour. Anyone who films this shit needs to learn how to hold a fucking phone. Dicks. Also, a JEEP goes for much, much more than $20k. Overpriced pieces of tat.

I'm on it too. Done three dungeons or summat, I only downloaded it 'cos Tommy was whining like a little girl who wants an ice cream mentioned it in passing I'll have a go again later.

This guy has done some serious research! Looks good.

Holy. Fucking. Shit. RIP COD.

If you're gonna leak something, then take a step back and take a proper fucking photo. All this bullshit of corners and wee bits of posters is bullshit. Just fuck off.

Yep. I looked in to it as well and changing it would be a monumental task. It's staying as it is. Sun's out.

I do this every year, slate CoD before it's even close to being launched. I then wait until it comes out, buy it, play it for a bit, bitch and moan about it, put it on the shelf and that's that. It's a cycle. I'll do the same next year too.

Iron Banner 4lyfe.

Chivalry.

Red Orchestra 2 was one of the best FPS games I've ever played and it was set in ww2.

Not without fucking up the rest of the CSS, no The software is poorly coded tbh. I went through some of the files this afternoon to try a few tricks and the coding looks like it was done by a 6 year old.