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OMG THIS IS AMAZING. THIS ALONE IS A REASON TO HAVE CHRISTMAS ALL YEAR ROUND. (pls don't get angry at me for licking my screen)

I see we let any old riffraff in nowadays. "Mong"

One of us will look at this in the coming days. In the mean time, you can swap to the default white theme using the drop down menu right at the bottom of every page

Merry Christmas Steve, hope you've been a good boy this year!

Fuck me that's a name I haven't seen in ages. How's things dude?

Awesome post bobby!

Fuck. If there's one person I trust to make me part with my wedge, it's Joe. And he reckons this game is ace. I didn't play the first one but this one is serisouly starting to make me itch. Problem is time. I work 7 days a week, I study, and then my limited gaming time has to satisfy my needs for Destiny, Overwatch, BF1 and R6. I dunno.

I see your speeder and raise you one Millennium Falcon

That's brilliant Steve, and from one of my all time favourite films too! A friend on mine's lady made this one which I thought was quite impressive too. I wish we were in a more "halloweeny" area, we haven't had a kid knock on the door ever in this place!

Maps for me depend largely on the game mode. Ballroom Blitz on domination is hands down my favourite map, but on conquest it sits easily at third or even fourth. Argonne Forest is probably my least favourite, I just get fucked from all angles on that one, but as always it's probably down to knowing it. I'll need to have a proper think about this, but I do love that you can be successful on any map, provided you're in a decent squad. I fucking love this game.

Hmmmmmmmmm. this fence is hurting my arse hole. I'll give it the benefit f the doubt and plop the disc in again for lols but I can't see it lasting tbh.

Here are the details of the Battlefield 1 Update 10242016. Unless specifically noted, these updates apply to all platforms. General: Fix for one common and one uncommon client crash. Fixed a potential soft freeze in single player campaign connected to AI. Fixed an issue where players experienced getting stuck in the globe screen when cancelling matchmaking. Fixed an issue when trying to join multiple servers. Fixed an issue where players experienced weapon skins not being removed when scrapping items. Fixed an issue where players were missing “The Insider” Dog Tag. Tweaked calculations of values in End of Round. PC: Fixed an occasional crash when a user shutdown the game. PC: Fixed an issue where players experienced troubles with A and X button functionality on PC while using an Xbox One controller. PC: Fixed an issue where players experienced crashing while closing the client during streaming installation. Xbox One: Fix for the "Trench Raider" Dog Tag not unlocking on Xbox One. UI: Fixed two issues in the “Through Mud and Blood” War Story where no new objectives would appear. Fixed an issue where players experienced wrong info in loading screen. Fixed an issue where players were missing the Dog Tag counter. Fixed an issue where English text would appear for players in non-English regions. Fixed an issue where players experienced a placeholder image when opening the Operations menu for the first time. PC: Fixed an issue where players were missing an option to display controller button prompts. Fixed an issue where players experienced End of Round screen not loading. Graphics: Fixed a crash related to soldier animation. Fixed a graphical glitch when exiting a War Story and going to the main menu. Fixed an issue where players experienced player icon overlapping while matchmaking on console. PC: Temporal anti-aliasing is now the default anti-aliasing mode on medium graphics quality. PC: Fix for a graphical issue causing artifacts in shadows. Source: https://forums.battlefield.com/en-us/discussion/44346/battlefield-1-update-10242016#latest //Seems these are more bug fixes than tweaks. I suppose these things do have to get fixed but I'm still hoping for a revamp of the party / UI / menu system, with the ability to tweak classes whilst not in a game. Having to create loadouts in a match is bullshit.

The ambience of this game really is something else. Dropping a health crate only to hear nearby team mates yelling thanks is fantastic. The shouting from other soldiers is excellent, you always feel like you're about to jump from the pan to the fire. The menus, interface and party system are quite simply the worst I've seen in forever. The hit detection is completely borked at times but it's not game breaking. As for medics, I play mainly a medic and get sick and tired of people ressing as I'm standing there stabbing them with my syringe. My system is this: squad members or friends = instant res. Randoms I'll wait a few seconds before running through a barrage of bullets to get to them to make sure they're actially waiting for a res rather than just holding down X to respawn. As a title tip, a downed teammate's name plate will flash if he's ressing so don't waste your time. Also, medics are a bit buggy in that sometimes we pull out a gas mask instead of a syringe. This is a bug apparently, so keep that in mind.

First impressions... As much ad it pains me to say it, Euan was right in saying that conquest sucks. There's too much shit going on that can kill you and keeping an eye on everything is impossible. Domination is great fun, especially in a party. I like that there are no vehicles because just as with every other battlefield game, there are always dicks flying around in planes contributing the square root of fuck all to the team. I also like the fact that dom is 10v10 so with a few of us on you have much less chance of some stupid sniper joining who sits at the back of the map and doesn't help cap / defend flags. The maps are great, I love the setting, the atmosphere is spot on. Gunplay is good but the hit detection can be absolutely awful at times. One major irritating thing for me is going to a downed team mate, pressing right on the D pad and my dude puts his gas mask on. This in the heat of battle is a pain in the arse which costs precious time. Whether it's my joystick or a bug I don't know. The classes are great but I really miss engineer. That was an epic class and would be fantastic in this what with all the rickety tanks and stuff. Horses can take more hits than a tank which is odd, they must've fed them spinach back then. So far ts great fun, really enjoying it and being able to jump in to a game mode with no vehicles and less chance of dumb fucks is fantastic. One gripe: people who res as soon as they die. I'll be 3m away from a corpse so I run over to it and the guy fucking revives. On the flip side, people who pick medic and then stand on top of your corpse but don't revive. Idiots. I revived Euan a lot last night.

The cool thing with projectors is that they're compact, can go anywhere, have good picture quality and can project onto anything white. You know what to do Steve

Fuck you Bobby.

Facepalm.jpg. I did it this morning, hence the "thanks for the heads up". Dumbass

Take your PS4 with you and share the fun

I have no idea whatcha talking bout Thomas (Thanks for the heads up though)

Hahaha, this is fantastic

Fuck me Justin you know how to make a clickbait title!

The 750Ti was a game changing card. It wasn't the fastest or flashiest, but it plugged in to any system without the need for a power supply, was fairly cheap and would run any game at medium-high settings at 1080p. It also overclocked like a beast. I just sold one on Sunday, they're still in demand. It really did bring gaming to the masses, let's hope that the 1050 series do similar.

The first thing a "practice tool" needs to do is say "git gud scrub, y u so shit lol u suk cock lmao" and kick you from the game.

I've done a quick sneaky cleanup (not really, but I did search and found we're actually nicer people than I thought we are :P)

Well, seeing as CoD has gone from a fairly decent, realistic shooter over the years to a freak show with people dressed as clowns and lizards, I can't say I'm surprised. http://blackflag.jalopnik.com/angry-sullen-tacticool-lewis-hamilton-will-be-in-call-1787943540 Let's hope he's a getaway drive ror sumfink