Diddums

Get the washing up out your head, because you still have to sear the meat. You can do veggies and stuff with no washing up but the pans are to stay. No, I didn't buy anything else because I want to see what I have first. You can cook in any pan, doesn't have to be a tub or anything, I have a vacuum sealer already and I can McGuyver some clips.

Yep, all you have to do is add stuff at different intervals.

Yep, that's exactly what it is. Can't fucking wait for it to arrive.

Just ordered one of these bad boys. I suspect this is right up @Plumbers Crack's alley, this thing looks fucking amazing, can't wait to give it a go. It's £99 direct from their site, or £149 for the WiFi version. I didn't bother with the wifi as it's useless for my needs. I'm old fashioned and like to watch my food cook.

Last night was fucking ace, thanks to all who attended. Right laff.

Doesn't matter what happens Lee, they've got their super, everything will be ok.

I do love a bit of motorsport me. Sadly I married a TV addict who loves shit telly so that's what we watch. I love endurance racing and my heart died when I saw the end of the Le Mans this year. Toyota deserved that win and it's such a shame that they didn't make it. F1 can suck my balls, that sport sold its soul to the devil a long, long time ago. I love the TT and can't wait to go. I'll probably go next year if I can find a fucking ferry to get me there. As for drag racing, well, I remember as a youngster going to the former Rainbow Raceway a couple of times. The strip was always the underdog to the Tarlton international raceway but we could never go there. It was simply too much of a bitch to get there and the tickets were out of the reach of whoever we were with (and my self). For this reason Rainbow used to bend the rules quite a bit to draw in more fans. The track was built in 1968 and finally folded in 2003 when they lost all affiliation with the saffer racing board. My fondest memory was when we were there and my mate and I went to get some soft serve for us and his parents. The soft serve was right at the start of the track, so we got what we wanted, started walking back, when a couple of funny cars ripped a burnout. Of course my instant reaction was to preserve my hearing so I stuck my fingers in my ears. I spent the rest of the day with sticky ears and swatting bees away from me wondering when one of the fuckers was going to zap me. A wise lesson was learned that day. Anyway. The jet cars were always a flop for me. They just didn't have the same appeal because I knew that they were a party trick and it didn't matter which was fastest. Then one day they set off and one of them had an afterburner failure so spent the whole track setting the grass on the side alight, which meant that the track was shut down for an hour whilst the only fire truck took care of it. There were only four jet cars in the whole country, here's two of them at the aforementioned Tarlton. Anyway. That all died when I left South Africa and hasn't really been ignited since. There are some folks on another forum I visit who own a car called Bad Habit. I've never seen it in the flesh but I think Crispy might have, dunno. You may recognise it, I dunno. I should probably get in to motorsport. Nothing like kicking people's arses.

I should probably dust off my Steam account and have a go with it.

Any good then?

You can order them online from a million places and they cost £lol. Kyla got me one for Christmas and I turned it on once, went "oh cool" and that was that. Now I finally have a purpose for it.

I sorted it, yay Thanks to whoever helped me. Think it was Lee, dunno.

Same.

Well? You disappeared into the night again?

Fucking yay.

Also, the icons were a massive drain on the server hence why Lee ditched them.

That's Lee for you, dude's a legend, honestly.

Pretty sure we know how to find porn already. (Ricky I love you and appreciate your efforts)

Lee you lazy fuck. Dave, to post images or youtube stuff, simply post the URL and the site does the rest. It also automatically resizes images so you can link to whatever you want and it'll do it itself. To make an image a clickable link, select it and click on the link button. Then paste the URL and click accept. If you don't come right give me a nudge and I'll do a proper tutorial.

I haven't a fucking clue. I thought I'd sorted it, I changed it in the app (you do this on the Los Santos customs thingy in the app) but it's not showing in game. Word on the streets is do it in the app, then go to LSC in the game and apply it. I'm too stupid for this shit.

Fucking hell. Sitting at a screen doing fuck all, simulating sitting at the water's edge, doing fuck all. I'd rather the latter. Also, that guy sounds about as exciting as fishing itself.

It was Zeta, with a Thunderjaw as the boss. http://m.uk.ign.com/wikis/horizon-zero-dawn/Cauldron_ZETA

Zelda can fuck right off.

Just finished it. Fuck me sideways what a game. This is hands down the best SP game I have ever played, and the story is absolutely amazing. I almost shed a tear at the last cut scene, it's that good. Now I need to do the corrupted zones, cauldrons, metal flowers, etc. I want plat for this one. @GazzaGarratt put some time in to this game. Seriously, do it. Not when I'm online ofc, you can find your own time to do it.

Ok, a few notes about the monster truck: It's too big for the garage so you have to call Pegasus to spawn it. It's also not customiseable which sucks. Also, you can buy them with all the flag options and simply spawn whichever one you want. It costs $200 to spawn. And yes, it crushes cars.

I think it's much bigger, but the new Fagwagon will probably still mash it to bits. Honestly this thing is basically a battering ram.