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2-0 Barca. Alves's last minute strike is curtains for city in the competition pretty much. They were still in with a shout at a goal down for the second leg but they'll need two without fail at the Nou Camp. Oh well they may stand a chance as donkey Demechelis is suspended PSG pissed it too!

Man City have such an amazing team but why the fuck do they have Demechelis? He's the biggest donkey in the Premiership and now he's just been sent off for a fatal challenge. Game over pretty much

I can't be arsed to meet up in London which is a mind-boggling 60 miles away so I may be tempted to pop in to the US of A for a quick half hour drink as it would be easier and more convenient.

Cheers cyber! Well I've waited four months for this DLC on PC so another fortnight won't hurt. Aaaarrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I wish I didn't get my Premium refunded now! Does anyone know how long until Second Assault reaches the standard edition peasants?

The beta has been extended to the end of Wednesday 19th and is still open to all Origin users on PC and Xbox One

First impressions from YouTube: Sandy Ravage Drift0r TBNRfrags Ali-A

Can't wait for Man City v Barcelona tonight!

In all seriousness; I have come across many ragers that piss me off but I remember they're just mad and I shouldn't stoop to their level. I didn't experience too many problems in all honesty on Xbox but PC is filled with idiots particularly in BF4 and COD. Usually on the 360 I got a few messages from irate arseholes after matches but on the PC games; if they have a text box; arguments and laughable accusations can last a whole match. I was playing a game of Cranked on Ghosts and I got the first kill and this guy who had a high KD didn't like it and he was so wound up, he went negative and for the whole game he was accusing me of hacking even though I finished 11-12! As the community is smaller on PC particularly in certain lobbies; I ran into him every day for a week and he'd warn everyone that I was a hacker for every lobby we were in. That twat was the one with an expired VAC ban on his account though and will all his mouthing off; he just embarrassed himself.

My favourite event so far

I like this article too http://dailyhawk.co.uk/2014/02/16/premier-league-footballer-comes-out-as-vegan/

13% Accuracy? Fucking aimbotter

Thankfully the modes don't seem too objective-heavy and the focus is more on gunplay even away from Attrition. I think this game could really bring the best out of even the most noobiest of players

James Blunt was bloody brilliant! I only knew of him as a singer really and in the 10 or so minutes he was talking to Clarkson; I found out that he saved us from World War III and is a fucking comedian too Seems a really nice bloke. I predicted that Danishmobile would be at the top of the leaderboad but then it finished slower than a Ford Focus STI and BMW family estate! It also caught fire every few minutes and cost £800,000 They just ripped it out of it in the end at how bad it was. It was raining but that would have only meant at best it could have probably reached 1.25.00 around the track which is slow by the shows standards now

I'm not Australian but I occasionally drink Fosters. A reasonable larger that's made in Australia but brewed in Leicester.

Fantastic episode of Top Gear last night! The crew went to Ukraine to complete a cross-country trip which included a challenge NOT to reach Chernobyl which was hilarious. Definitely one of their best ever episodes. It's available to watch in HD here http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b03wc9v7/hd/Top_Gear_Series_21_Episode_3/

Another positive about the gameplay pace and fluidity means camping has literally no value or point. There are no places where you can sit comfortably on a map and you can get to even the hardest to reach areas in a matter of seconds. I saw a guy on a rooftop on Angel City sniping and after clocking him; I sprinted and darted off two walls upwards, came from the side, cloaked and blew his brains out from behind. All this in 5 seconds from a seemingly significant distance away. The gameplay elements force you to be constantly moving and with so much action on the maps; you'll never be stuck for something to shoot. The utterly fantastic and precise controls and slick engine make moving an absolute joy. Even 3rd floor interiors are not a safe haven as you can dart in through the window and obliterate anything inside in a split second. Points and kills really wrack up when getting stuck in and I think with what is on offer; people will play this game objectively without the Call of Duty politics of gameplay image and the general noob behaviors that plague the series continuously. There is a good leak on NeoGaf of what else is on offer http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=101030552#post101030552

Quality kill Fraaace! This is definitely the best engine I have ever seen in a FPS. The controls and the smoothness are absolutely pristine and the way they have implemented the parkour elements in such a clean and fluid way is beyond perfection.

The only reason I sent you those messages was because you were quite clearly hacking. I've reported you to DICE, EA, Sony and the police. My mate also works for Battlefield and he'll have your account taken off of you so I will ring him tomorrow. I will also message my other non-existent mate who can hack your account

The Titanfall beta has been extended by an additional day and will be open to ALL PC users with an Origin account and Xbox One gamers tomorrow. So if you haven't had beta access; you can still experience the game for a period shortly http://mp1st.com/2014/02/15/titanfall-xbox-one-beta-extended-least-day-now-open-xbox-live-gold-members/#.UwCiPfl_vKc Get on it!

I feel Titanfall will grab a significant of interest from the Call of Duty fans by being of such a polished quality and offering a similar gameplay infrastructure along with action that is pure fun. This game will capture a huge audience and will inevitably grow through the existing hype and in general passive interest. The biggest and most unforgiving annoyance is the fact this game is tied purely to Xbox 360/One and PC. I'd say they are comfortably losing out on 25m potential sales for the sake of smooching with Microsoft for a one-off fee. It's an absolute corporate tragedy in today's exclusivity atrocities. It is one EA will ultimately regret. I don't know if this game with drum up enough interest to sell a hoard of Xbox One units but for the sake of gaming in general; the exclusive contract is an absolute disaster move. COD fans will absolutely love this game I think as it feels familiar but fresh on a huge level. The engine is probably the most tidiest I have ever seen in a videogame. This really puts into perspective how dated and stale COD really is but the sad aspect is what Call of Duty could have been with the old Infinity Ward still tied to the franchise. Titanfall is prime evidence of development of the highest quality along with technical execution. You can really appreciate what Jason West and Vince Zampella did for COD and how the likes of the new IW have failed so miserably in claiming their divine name. The hype which I found rather too heavy is now completely justified for me. It feels like we're back to the early COD days of sheer anticipation and interest being rejuvenated. I can see this game going far but the fact it is absent on PS4 is an absolute disgrace to modern gaming. Sony seem to work hard investing in their development partners and sourcing quality individuals and teams to create wonderful titles whilst Microsoft just flash the cash in the hope of pulling people towards buying their consoles by acquiring rights to certain games. It's the gamers and the games that will ultimately suffer.

Right, I've kinda worked out the ending to the Attrition matches; the losing team has to evacuate the map after the game is won. If you reach the airship without being killed, you earn extra XP. If you die; you're out and have to watch the remaining action from one of your team mates POV. The winning team can prevent the enemies from escaping by eliminating them one by one or destroying the ship before it leaves. There is good XP on offer after hours and rubbing salt into the wounds of a losing team by preventing them leaving is great fun in a frantic finale. The losers can salvage some dignity by escaping. After the match is over; the ship takes a minute to arrive so it's a good final twist for some last-ditch action. I also tried Hardpoint which is basically COD Domination. It is tremendous fast paced fun where objectives can change hands over and over. The bots seem to help out quite a bit here even if they are useless in combat. I don't know whether it's down to being a beta or because the people are new to the game but in general; the community seems to be playing this game properly without the politics that plagued Call of Duty. Nobody seems to be camping, everyone is getting stuck in and the general pace keeps the matches flowing at a good rate. I've also had a look at the custom loadout options and challenge unlocks which mimics that of Call of Duty and it looks very interesting indeed. Although the format seems to be inspired by COD; it looks incredibly well implemented and exciting. With everything being unknown at this time; you have no idea what you're unlocking and how good it's likely to be. There is no predictable weapons or lethals on show so everything intrigues. The way it is presented on screen is tidy and easy to use. Much better than the dreary Ghosts root-menus or the messy Battlelog selections. It's still early days but Titanfall has all the hallmarks that made Modern Warfare so unique. Playing this game feels like Call of Duty has been reborn. The player counts and bots may be questionable and the balance with Titans on the map in numbers may need ironing out but this title is gaming on another level. This will kill COD once and for all. I think

Fulham manager sacked! Replaced by Magath http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26200035 Not ideal timing but they were shipping goals for fun under Rene.