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This game is either gonna be really decent or a horrible, linear mess like so many reboots we see these days. I want it too be good but knowing how these games pan out; I'm not very optimistic.

Yet another zombie survival game. H1Z1 is F2P and on PC & PS4 only I believe. Made by Sony Online Entertainment using the Planetside 2 engine also.

Red Orchestra 2 FREE today!

Januzai has chosen to play for Belgium then. A wise young fellow he is. Would have been ludicrous for him to represent England; this ain't bloody cricket

Portal 2 £3.74 or £4.49 with the original.

Game announced: Sledgehammer Games statement: ''As you know, Sledgehammer Games is the proud developer of the new Call of Duty title this year and we are delighted to present our new game which will revolutionize the franchise; Call of Duty Goats. After the huge success and popularity of Ghosts; we knew that we had to deliver a truly unique experience to the gamer and after the incredible reception that Goat Simulator received; we thought fuck it; the name itself will sell the game anyway so lets just copy that and chill out for the rest of the year. We at Sledgehammer are fully committed to making Activision as much money as possible, and with our large fanbase of gamers who aren't even old enough to legally buy the game for themselves backing us; we feel we can get away with developing shite without damaging our reputation or the franchise's. We feel Call of Duty: Goats will be utter dross particularly as we have to work with retro consoles such as the Xbox 360 to maximse sales for our superiors but feel we can't do much worse that Infinity Ward and Ghosts. Stay tuned for E3 where we will be taking a closer look at our gripping 3 hour campaign and demonstrating the new old engine on the Xbox One at a dizzying 554p if we're lucky. We firmly believe this is a GOATY contender and we cannot wait to share more pointless screenshots in the coming weeks'' I can't wait for this!!

Chelsea seem to be public transport parking experts in Europe but in the Prem, they are more determined for points and progression rather than goal permutations in knockout football. They need to win so they have to go for it pretty much. I'm looking forward to this game and Chelsea have a habit of making football really boring but I hope it will be another classic encounter from these two sides.

*Updated May 2nd Trailer

All here http://mp1st.com/2014/04/22/new-watch-dogs-screens-show-beautiful-chicago-setting/

Well that was an appalling semi final. I can't see how either team can be happy with a result like that. Chelsea were negative from the get go and Madrid were just plain hopeless throughout. Chelsea parked the bus and wasted about 15 minutes of game time and Athletico just hoofed the ball into the box to a player who clearly couldn't head the ball to save his life. Diego Costa looked fucking shit. £40m? My arse. The second leg will probably be a completely different affair and it better be because that was a waste of an evening.

New screens out today. Looking good

Terrible semi final in the CL so far. Feels like a mediocre Europa League game. Chelsea being negative as expected by pretty much parking the bus. Sensible but painful to watch at times. Athletico look a shadow of the team bossing La Liga at the moment. Bad sideways passing, hoofs up the field and poor final balls into the box. Hope for a better second half.

Anyone got this yet? Reviews have been a bit iffy and the price+monthly sub is a bit extreme for my liking.

I have a PS4 but how much for the dog?

Probably is. He had his heart set on Baines and Fabregas which dragged on for 9 weeks and when he didn't get them; he had to panic buy Fellani. Everyone in the media was saying that Moyes had rotten luck and little financial backing last summer but actually the money was there but he was too busy focusing on targets that wouldn't move and wasting time. He should have nabbed Thiago as that was a deal in the works but clinging on to unrealistic targets and blowing £30m on afroman ballsed up that entire window of transfers.

That's why Miley Cyrus is so popular. Can't sing for shit but if she acts like a whore in her videos; shit like that sells. The world has gone crazy

I want this tshirt

I don't watch Britain's Got Talent as it's shit and Britain has no talent but this is pretty damn good

Anyone interested? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGYt7IITpG0

Robin Thicke and his Blurred Lines has become the biggest selling song of all time in the UK. What the fuck is wrong with people these days?

I think Man Utd have done the right thing. Fergie may have left Moyes with the worst United team for over two decades but with the team he had; he should have done much better regardless. Too many mediocre performances and dreadful results. I think there was too much sympathy towards him also particularly in regards to their summer spend at the start of the season. They missed out on a string of players but the money was there and it seemed that Moyes' only backup plan was the panic buy of Fellani. United are expected to get a substantial cash injection in the summer and I certainly wouldn't have trusted Moyes with a good couple hundred million. Without European football as a selling point; I can't see many big names who would have wanted to work with him either. They would have had to compensate instead with huge wages just to tempt a few key targets to the club. I do kinda feel sorry for Moyes and some may feel he should have been given more time but football is a very different game these days compared to where Fergie started off. It's a fast moving industry and big money is changing hands all the time. If you fall back behind a few clubs; the knock-on effect can be fatal and last for years to come. At the end of the day; Moyes won nothing with Everton and brought a tedious brand of bland football and ultimately carried on the trend with the reigning champions. If it wasn't for the fact that United had little depth left; he may have got an extra year to fill in the gaps but as it stands; the dressing room is gone and many players who should shoulder a lot of responsibility, have fallen below par to the extent they have demonstrated they aren't cut out for the club any more. If they can get in a solid manager with a healthy reputation; they'll drive players towards the club and rebuild going from strength to strength.

So the papers are largely saying David Moyes is on the verge of being sacked. United have said this isn't true but they wont comment on his long term future. To cut a long story shot; he's gonna get sacked in the next few weeks then

Liverpool 5pts clear with a 3-2 win over Norwich. Next Sunday is gonna be carnage