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Q: least inappropriate song to play at someones funeral?

I have it but haven't started it yet. Was gonna pick this up on the Xbox but managed to get it for £7.49 on Steam but now it's back up to £15 although it will probably come down again soon. Definitely worth a punt at the cheaper rate although it's no DayZ apparently.

I just went 293-1 on Free Fall. But then again; I am full of shit just like this shitty map.

Onslaught has been bought Just managed to play the four maps back to back in different modes which was handy. I haven't played Ghosts in 3 months but I've still got it (in the way I play and not in uninstall terms ) Only 5,650 online and 267 in the DLC playlist First up was Domination on Ignition;- really enjoyed Scrapyard on MW2 and this map is practially the same in terms of layout but it just has that horrible Ghosts greenery texture combined with some concrete. It's not particularly good on the eye but the classic map design makes up for it. Much fun to be had on this map although it could have been tarnished up a bit better. Next was Search and Rescue on Containment;- hard to judge this as I was locked in a tense match and focused more on the play than the map. It's bright and does feel like a typical COD map from yesteryear but I can't comment on how this will play in the other modes. Didn't feel too untidy and will look forward to playing again. I then went on to play Blitz on Fog;- the mode worked well on this map but I feel there isn't enough scope on here to accommodate the likes of Domination. Too many cluttered routes could prove annoying and the general feel isn't eerie but a bit bland and not very atmospheric. Matches could get predictable on here and players may struggle to juggle up their tactics as gunplay will win the day here. Lastly I played the classic TDM on Bayview;- despite playing over 75 hours on the multiplayer; I have never played TDM in Ghosts and I really enjoyed the mode as there was no objectives to worry about. What made it better was the map being absolutely brilliant in my opinion. It looks crisp, colourful and the layout is really challenging. There is plenty of options on how to approach the matches here and I think the map will be able to accommodate all the modes which is fantastic. Some good lines of sight and plenty of buildings to mix up the play on the ground outside. There are plenty of corners too which really adds spice to the likes of SnD also. I think this map is probably the best of a mixed bag. Extinction;- couldnotgiveatoss. If you haven't already; I'd definitely consider picking this up if you are committed to Ghosts; if not, it's probably not worth getting unless you have a bit of dosh saved for a rainy day.

Them things royally piss me off! I get killed religiously with them but can't do nowt with them. This is good news. For me anyway

The Walking Dead Season 2 £12.72 (2/5 episodes currently available)

Well it is set in Arkham you doughnut They wouldn't call it Batman Birmingham City if it was set in Arkham City

Battlefield 4 March 4 Game Update Notes Several crash fixes and stability improvements Various improvements for Spectator Mode Increased the maxium rank to 120 Fixed an issue with the kill camera triggering before game client would display the last portion of damage being dealt, giving players the impression that they died too early Fixed issue with blood effects, damage indicators, and health bar updates in the HUD being out of sync. This issue meant that players would sometimes miss information about being shot at, or get the impression of too few hits occurring for the amount of bullets that hit. Tweaked the speed, dispersion, and re-arm duration of the IFV and MBT projectiles Tweaked timing for how long the killfeed stays on screen Fixed an issue where the message “Joining Server” sometimes didn’t appear when the user tried to join the server Added default player slots to server browser filters Fix for an issue on Silk Road where players could deform the terrain to create a big, water-filled hole Fix for a bug that occurred with the end-of-round camera if the player was in the bomber in China Rising Fix for an issue on Rogue Transmission where it was impossible to capture a flag while riding the quad bike Prevented players from interacting with an M-Com on Siege of Shanghai after it had been destroyed Fixed an issue where audio for disarming M-Coms could get stuck in an infinite loop Added minimap details for missing carriers in Rush on Paracel Storm and Hainan Resort Fix for an exploit that would allow players to shoot two tank shells with not enough delay between shots Removed a bug where squads would get split up when transitioning between Conquest and Air Superiority Fixed an issue where Defuse could get stuck in an unplayable state between rounds Removed a bug that would cause players to sometimes get stuck in the killcam after having been killed Fixed an issue with revive icon not being greyed out in-game on map and minimap, when the player died after getting revived in Defuse General improvements and bug fixes for the Battledash and Mission create screens Fixed a bug where red laser dots would get stuck on textures Zoom dispersion fix. When zooming in while firing the dispersion did not lower to the new max value Fixed a bug where the enemy health always displayed as full in the kill-cam Fixed an issue in Defuse so killed bomb carrier can’t plant a bomb in the next round without picking up a new bomb The MAV has been updated to prevent players from exploiting it Improved repair rates for vehicles with different base healths Tweaked volume balance and other ambience parameters on the majority of base game and China Rising maps Improved the track vehicles wheel friction so vehicles don’t get stuck at relatively minor hills Fixed an issue with faulty zoom levels that occurred when using click to zoom in. While sprinting and zooming, will mess up the zoom levels, from hip to zoom. Improved boat physics and handling, including implementation of a system that lets players push stuck boats back in the water Weapon tweaks THe SRS bolt action time has been tweaked and the rate of fire has been lowered The GOL bolt action time has been tweaked The muzzle velocity for the MP7 has been reduced The MTAR21 muzzle velocity has been reduced Updated the handling of the 1x scopes for Type95B1, A91, SteyrAug, SAR21, QBZ951, FAMAS, UTAS, MTAR, L85A2, and F2000 Updated rate of fire for the RGP7 and NLAW

More details http://mp1st.com/2014/03/04/new-battlefield-4-naval-strike-details-weapons-video-tutorial-achievementstrophies/

Patch cock-up http://www.charlieintel.com/2014/03/04/new-patch-for-ghosts-accidentally-gives-maniac-juggernaut-a-sc2010-instead-of-knife/

Launch trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPyYDkS9O64#t=94 TV Advert

Worst. Map. Ever.

Will.i.am - can't write music for shit and auto-tuned to buggery One Direction - bollocks mainstream crap Miley Cyrus - only famous for being a whore. Her music videos sell more on iTunes than the songs themselves Kanye West - rejuvenated career thanks to wedding the fat Kardashian. His music is still shit and will always be shit Jay-Z - only famous because of his wife and shes only famous because of her fat arse Beyonce - fat arse fame Cheryl Cole - the least talented in Girls Aloud but the most famous WTF is that all about? Oh and she's a racist thug Avicii - one song and people think the guy is amazing when there is better amateur music online Madonna - should have retired 40 years ago DJ Fresh - some excellent music at first but now it's unbearable and he's working with has-beens looking to get back on the circuit the easy way Dizee Rascal - can't sing for shit. He grew up in a tough area but that doesn't make his music any more tolerable. Pitbull - this guy can't even talk properly let alone sing for fuck sake Justin Bieber - don't get me started; i'll be here all day and night and possibly tomorrow through lunch Pharrell Williams - twat Robin Thicke - prick Emeli Sande - stupid name. stupid music. stupid cow David Guetta - steals everyone elses music and then passes it off as his own brand of garbage. Tosser Nicki Minaj - a butt-job doesn't make your voice any bigger or better. Auto-tuned shite LMFAO - you're not famous anymore and how the fuck were you in the first place? Ms Dynamite - utter shite Britney Spears - go away and focus on family matters before trying to recoup your court debts by plying us with horrible 'music' Jessi J - it's guff like this that makes me ashamed to be British Pink - gross/yuck Maroon 5 - your voice is unbearable and your music is equally torturous Lilly Allen - pls kmn Chris Brown - wifebeater Jennifer Lopez - can't sing, can't act so here begs the question; what is the point for Jlo? Ke$ha - you know your fucked if online parodies are more popular than your songs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5ZuvmyQ_p4&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL-DfNcB3lim8ewW--iWsuzW8TFJyzsWgx

Knight is being developed by Rocksteady who made Asylum and City and not WB Games Montreal who made Origins so I'm pretty confident this game wont be bugged to buggery I actually thought Rocksteady left the series but it's great to see them back with a new game

Holy potatoes where did this come from? http://kotaku.com/the-next-batman-game-is-arkham-knight-1535974963 Next gen only too and made by Rocksteady who made the first two Arkham games and not crappy Origins! Can't wait

Vintage

I'd say they are probably legit although there wasn't much detail. COD usually instigates a 'leak' buy tapping up a YouTube puppet to start the wheels of the hypetrain this time of the year regular as clockwork. Drift0r has been a prime target for the last couple of years because of his mature captive audience and his links to MP1st and CharlitIntel. The leak was probably approved by SH although the informant was playing it pretty coy from the shady inbox message. Nobody would leak info against the company at the risk of an internal investigation and potential dismissal. I'd say it's a careful and elaborate ploy by the devs particularly as they need to take the sting out of Titanfall's imminent release. This is the marketing tac we see today with COD and it does work as gradual interest soon builds into crazy hype about the most smallest things.

Dumb and idiotic question; can you play the new maps yet in squads?

Teleportation exists bitches

Football Manager 2014 £11.90 BFBC2 £3.74 Medal of Honor £3.74 NFS Hot Pursuit £4.99 Condemned £2.50 Aliens vs Predator £2.49 NFS Shift £3.74 NFS Undercover £2.49 Ironclads Collection £8.73

I think I've beaten you with this one Rich

Drift0r's on it

Glad you enjoyed it! Titanfall is also appearing on the PC this time around and is the version I'll be getting. The deal is for one game so if there is another one in the future; that will be open to all touch wood. I struggled to kill Titans even in a Titan and I just ejected or hid most of the time! People had no problems killing me in a Titan tho