'When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea'
I figure the media are the seagulls, the trawler is celebrity life and he is a sardine. The media only pays attention and follow the celebrity life in the hope that a celebrity has a breakdown and goes off the rails.
I do feel for these celebrities who are always in the spotlight, with the paparazzi following them all the time...