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I can confidently say (without divulging too much, and keep what you know to yourself pls) without a shadow of a doubt that the service I'm developing will be worth a tenner a month many, many times over. I may even charge more for it. It'll likely work in tiers however, like Copper / Bronze / Gold / Platinum kind of thing. I'll also likely take property size and portfolio worth in to consideration.

Gotcha, cheers. The aim here is peace of mind and to save money. For example you have a tank in your house which stores water. This is never checked and when it goes wrong, it basically floods your house from the top down, fucking everything up in the process. You have to replace stuff, get decorators in, dehumidify, etc. You'll be lucky if you can stay in the place during these repair works. This is obviously quite a bad scenario and fairly unlikely to happen, but it does happen. For £10 a month you can have that inspected at no extra charge twice annually which although won't prevent sudden failure, will very significantly reduce the chances of it going wrong.

There's a lot more to the whole plan than that, which I can't divulge for obvious reasons. Callouts also depend on what it is, and is rarely just a case of pop out and fix it. Most will include a revisit with spares which is where their money is made.

What service is this Gary?

It's not having the issues, it's when you have the issues. Their internet was decent, however when we had an outage dealing with their customer support was about as fun as rolling off a waterfall in a barrel full of scorpions. This was about 10 years ago mind you, they may have improved. Also @Plumbers Crack Birron makes a good point, no matter what internet you have, crap hardware will ruin it. I get by fine with my ISP router but everything's homeplugged to the hilt, the only devices on WiFi are phones, Fire Stick and Chromecast and these seem to work fine. My PS4 & PC are on these bad boys. Cost a pretty penny but they're worth it. Do NOT buy cheap hardware as it'll just add more factors that can go wrong when you have to diagnose a fault, and there is nothing more frustrating that trying to find out why your internet is unreliable when you've got crap hardware messing with the signals.

Here it is. Assume you're a home owner. Would you pay a tenner a month for a home maintenance and inspection service which would give you one free callout a year, whether it be plumbing or electrical, and also two inspection visits a year where you plumbing and electrical services are lightly inspected for early signs of failure? Cheers ❤️

Dave it's time to move to Gmail and make that problem irrelevant. Nobody uses their ISP email anymore for this exact reason (and Gmail is really, really good). For internet speed, anything over 30 is overkill. The only time you'll benefit from higher speeds is when downloading a lot. We have 35mb and we stream in 4k on Kyla's Fire Stick. For ISP, as much as I hate BT, they were the most consistent and reliable for us, as well as Virgin. Talktalk - no. Don't even go there. Their "customer service" reps are all in India and aren't knowledgeable on anything beyond what's on their script, and anything that needs escalating will take days. We tried Vodafone and they fucked it up six love so I can't comment on them, it might have been a fluke and I'm still tempted to give them a second chance. We're with Sky now and they're dogshit. They go through phases of being reliable / unreliable and we just came out of an unreliable phase where we couldn't hold a stable connection for ages. It seems to have sorted itself out however. Plusnet are the only company who have managed to beat Talktalk in terms of how complete and utter shit they were. Granted we were on the bottom package but this is not acceptable in any way, shape or form: Honestly I'd rather have no internet than the pile of steaming, frustrating shit that was Plusnet. As you can tell, even just watching that video is winding me up. Anyway, more info, and this is a big one, MAKE SURE YOU USE CASHBACK SITES. BT for example will give anything from £70 to £170 cashback on their packages provided you're a new customer. BT Broadband - New Customers Boxing Day Sale, Discounts & Cashback Offers WWW.TOPCASHBACK.CO.UK Browse top deals on BT Broadband and BT Infinity and get great download speeds. Earn cashback rewards when you buy. If you aren't already a member of Topcashback, let me know and I'll send you a referral link. I think we both get a fiver or something like that. Any more questions fire away and happy new year ❤️

EDIT: Also this one:

I got a new pair of Enacfire E18s to replace my current pairs as they're getting on a bit and are in need of replacement. They're pre-fucked so will be going back, but I also got a new Chromecast, a nice smelly and loads of other small bits. That's all irrelevant though, I gift all of you this video for Christmas. Enjoy.

Your mum.

I just completed this quiz. My Score 16/100 My Time 37 seconds

Your mum sucks.

Fuck you. It sucks.

It sucks.

logged on to Flamelash for a bit tonight with the sole intention of farming some elemental fires to bring over to Nethergarde Keep when I transfer. These are rather valuable but very heavily farmed items so there's always fierce competition at the zone where the mobs spawn which drop them. Within minutes there were a few Hordies around me, one of which killed me once but when I made it clear that I was just there for farming, he left me to it. Three other hordies were completely the opposite, dancing with me, helping me kill mobs, etc. Then a mage turned up and made it his priority to highlight why the server is dead and just kept killing me over and over. He was level 60, I was level 36. He gained absolutely nothing from killing me, not a single honor point, not a single rep, not even a single copper. I was a completely honorless target yet he still kept killing me. The others were telling him to stop and one of them even figured out a way to cross the game's language barrier and kept saying "no go no go no go". Obviously these guys know what's up and are trying to look after the few Allies they have left, perhaps in the hope that the Alliance will grow back again, but the mage was having none of it. Well, to those who helped, I salute you, but please send my thanks to the mage for highlighting why that server is dead in the first place and wish him all the best on his empty PVE server. I'll transfer tomorrow.

Such a ridiculous car. Even just looking at the thumbnail, if you look a bit closely you can literally see the F1 wing under the bodywork. I'm intrigued to see if the AMG 1 ever makes it in to production, that'll certainly bring the fight to the Valkyrie.

HA HA HA! I FINDED MY ANTHEM ON TEH INTERNETZ LAWLZORZ

I was chatting to the caveman about this last night, but the tl;dr is that I've got an epic gym at work and have free unlimited use as often and as long as I want. Not using it is a waste. The problem is mine, which is quite simple. I've no idea where to start or what to do. When I worked nights at BT I used to go to the gym on nights for a few months but I had no clue what I was doing. I would literally just hop on whatever machine looked good that day, and go until I was knackered. I had no goals, no plan, nothing. Just go. This of course made me lose interest as I was just wasting time effectively. That needs to change. I don't want to pay for a personal trainer, but I want all the benefits of a personal trainer. We have 2x Peloton bikes, 2x regular training bikes, 2x Crossfits, 2x Treadmills, 2x Rowing machines, shitloads of weights, punching bag, medicine balls, kettlebells, you name it, we have it. This gym is seriously kitted out. Now I want to be fit, and I want to bulk up a bit. I've done some googling and I might as well have googled "what's your favourite colour" as everyone has different opinions and approaches, almost as if everyone has different bodies and different strokes work for different folks or something, it's weird. So, halp! Where do I begin?

I find that watching Doug DeMuro on Youtube makes me fall asleep in minutes. And no, I'm not joking. I'm weird ok? Leave me alone.

yeah but you can bench press a dwarf, you don’t know your own strength innit.

Let's get the small print out the way first: This won't lead to anything, it'll be blocked in the house, the republicans will make sure of it. Despite this only being the third impeachment in US history, it's a bit watered down by the fact that the last one was as recent as Bill Clinton, and the fact that people have been trying to achieve this for his entire presidency. That all said, TRUMP HAS BEEN IMPEACHED

Fuck sakes james.

Here's my count .txt. Keep in mind that the counter only goes to 50, hence the need to break it down as much as possible. The count for level 60s had to be broken down in to classes, and even then every single class still maxed out the counter at 50, so it's anyone's guess how many 60s are actually online. The total count, bare minimum, is 1998. I'd say it's easily close to double that. Utgarde Alliance count 830pm 18.12.2019.txt

So I've actually been quite interested in this whole saga, so I wanted to keep an eye on it, and also add some context for those who don't understand the numbers. So I went on to Flamelash and did my /who commands, and these are the results: This, for reference, is at 8pm this (Wednesday) evening. Total players: 75. Now the context part. The server we moved to, Nethergarde Keep, is bustling. How bustling? Well, I /who'd every level and added them up: 1998 players. For those of you who are stupid like me and needed a calculator, let me save you the hassle. Flamelash is 3.75% the population of Nethergarde Keep. On a Wednesday evening. That should drive home the point of how dead that server is. It's awful.