Diddums

I don't really know where or how to start with this one so I'm just gonna scribble and hope it makes sense. Let me preface this by saying I'm not on Twitch, I can count on one hand the amount of times I've streamed and I really couldn't give a shit about what others do in their free time, I consider watching other people playing games to be a monumental waste of time. Anyway, occasionally these weird stories leak out of their little petri dish of insane political correctness, attention seeking, mental illness & terminally offended people and this is one such occasion. This was brought to my attention on one of Angry Joe's vids and warranted a deeper look. Twitch has assigned some people to a new "safety council" initiative because having people do your shit for free means less money spent and Twitch is full of idiots who will happily carry out these duties under the assumption that this somehow elevates them above other people social media can be a cruel place so we need the internet police to deal with it. None of the names mean anything to me, could be a bunch of hobos plucked off the street for all I know, yet one person stands out above the rest considerably. Now let me be clear: being unhappy in your own body must be a bitch, and if people wanna chop off their winkies and grow boobies to make this fucked up life more bearable for themselves then by all means do it, go nuts. I couldn't care less. However when this becomes a bit more than just seeking happiness and instead becomes a project to ensure that everyone who hasn't done the same is looked down upon, I will be the first to tell them to get fucked. Some people seem to think that by being different this is somehow a superpower which should be celebrated and anyone not agreeing with them makes you a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad person. In this instance, I will also tell them to get fucked. Then there are people who go so far with their weird identity stuff that it legit confuses me and leaves me speechless. Twitch decided that one of these people is a good call for their Cyber Police Force. This person is Ferociouslysteph. Ferociouslysteph is a dude who identifies as a woman who identifies as a deer. I know. On top of this, this person seems to think that all gamers are white supremacists, and also seems to enjoy this weird power trip he/she/it's been given and also seems to enjoy just being a fucking weirdo. You can tell that this person has an entire deck of offended cards up his/her/its sleeve just waiting for you to tell him/her/it to shut the fuck up, and he/she/it knows that the Internet Police Department will be backing him/her/it so happily talks all sorts of shit in the belief that he/she/it is somehow untouchable. Personally, I'm of the opinion that this person has lived an extremely sheltered life, and has never faced real consequences for their actions. Where I come from, this shit was beaten out of you quickstyle. Archaic methods? Sure, but then I don't claim to "go outside in to my yard and prance around and eat grass" (yes, this person actually said this on stream). And Twitch decided that this person should be an ambassador for their brand. I can't even. Anyway. I'll stop there and leave you with a video. Be warned, this will make you uncomfortable.

ooooooooh that’s pretty decent, cheers Billy. Long time no talk, how’s things dude? Family all good?

We are now 😎

Well this is creepy AF. I was literally just saying to Kyla yesterday, "I wonder what happened to the goths, we haven't seen any in ages". This of course resulted in comments like "because everyone's in lockdown you fucking idiot" and I said "yes but on public transport on stuff" and she said "because you're never on public transport you fucking idiot" and so on, good times.

THIS ONE IS DEDICATED TO ALL THE RAVERS IN THE NATION!

Bungie though innit. This is what they do, at one point it was a running joke to find out what colour armbands the Fallen would have in the new expansion, new content everybody! I've been right in every single prediction I've made over them so far except one, which is irking me no end: The recycling of Gjallerhorn. I'm still fairly confident it'll make a comeback. I like Destiny, Destiny 1 was fresh, new, it also coincided with many of us being in that perfect spot in our lives where gaming time was ample & commitments were fewer. Destiny 2s ability to incessantly regurgitate the same shit over and over is what killed the game for me, the whole thing was a complete and utter clusterfuck from day 1, and still is. Every new "season activity" is the same shit over and over, defend this from these waves of baddies. Same crap, different wrapper. I also look towards WoW a lot because I spent a lot of time playing that game, and content wise is shits all over Destiny 1 & 2 combined but I guess that's what you get for paying a monthly sub. I liked Destiny, we had a great run together, but I just can't justify spending more money on killing exactly the same bad guys I've been killing for the last three years, in exactly the same places, over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over. Oooooh a shiny. Fuck. That.

Fuck this fucking quiz in the fucking fuck. Can't even cheat either. Fuck.

I just completed this quiz. My Score 60/100 My Time 151 seconds

This is good. It'll keep those sweaty Mida Multi-Tool pricks on their toes a bit.

This is fucking ace, you're a legend Greebs 😄

To beat the Golds, he's looking at £200+ The simple fact is that none of these "gaming" headsets have the R&D budget, nor the history in audio development, nor the licencing freedom that Sony has. We're talking about a company which is pretty much the father of portable audio, worth billions and billions of dorra, and the same people responsible for the PS4 themselves. And they have one hell of a reputation to uphold.

Sup Seanie! Long time no see dude. Nice to see so many old faces coming out the woodwork again, we should have these lockdowns more often.

Happy Birthday old boy, what a true gent. This man will go down in history, a true inspiration. He's up to £32.8m now, astonishing stuff. And thanks to all those who donated, you guys are legends too ❤️

Someone in this thread said they just disassembled it and reseated the wheel which worked, although the problem wasn't exactly the same, but still similar. https://www.ifixit.com/Answers/View/337085/Volume+Wheel:+Inconsistency+in+Volume+Control I've no idea what to suggest headphone wise to be honest, ever since I got my Astros I've never even considered anything else, but I do think you'd look well sick with some RGB watercooled ears. Get a rad and a loop on them bad boys.

Cheers Nutty, I'll send this to Kurt, he might even sign up and have some questions or whatever. He sounds quite excited at the prospect of working with animals, it's just a case of where to start, so this is fantastic.

Despite being a cunt with my shotgun I was consistently bottom of the scoreboard. Also I have no fucking clue what anyone said all night. It was ace, I needed that.

It's on par for sure.

Shouldn't you be posting something in your PPR? I'm sure your PC can handle your PPR right? Hint fucking hint? 😄

No jokes, this is the best community in the world.

Very. When I started playing it I literally couldn't stop until I'd finished it. The graphics were just gravy, the game itself was excellent. The plot twist halfway through the story was a bit shit but worked out fine in the end. I loved it so much I also bought Crysis: Warhead which was kinda-sorta a DLC but it just didn't feel the same, it already had a bit of a hint of the game wanting a slice of the CoD pie. The original game was one where you needed to actively think about how to approach certain situations or you'd get pancaked, but Warhead was basically "take gun, kill stuff". 2 was the result of them wanting to cash in on the name by bringing it to console and it showed, the massive open world was gone, it was now an a-b shooter designed for consoles, extremely disappointing. 3 was just.... no.

I'm happy to take bank transfers in to my bookies account and set up a recurring standing order to the Paypal account if that makes things easier 🙂

Hahaha, we knew you'd be back. We didn't think you'd fuck up your username, but we knew you'd be back! How you doing mate? How's life in the Coronaworld treating you?

Welcome to the forum dude, you're gonna blend right in! How'd you end up here out of curiosity? We're always looking for ways to expand our horizons and any info we get is a goldmine! Cheers!

Day 8: As humanity continues to descend in to a primal state of ferocity and self-serving passive aggression, the structures once known as “supermarkets” are evolving in to huge PVP arenas where combat takes place in the form of ferocious tutting and sighing, with some clan members even resorting to the strategic placement of trollies to defend their self-claimed patch of shelving, forever in the hope that another packet of Tesco Value Lasagne will be placed in front of them by the Food Gods of Tesco, enabling them to return to their tribal village, triumphant in their quest to obtain more supplies from the PVP arena. At the doors of these arenas, the mods are struggling to hold the crowds of undead back, receiving their orders from the game master over a walking-talking device. These mods will eventually succumb to the non-stop pleas of players to allow them to enter which will unleash the tide and the structure will complete its evolution in to a survival deathmatch arena. The mod will be overthrown and will have to enter the Safe Zone behind what was once known as a cigarette counter, only for a new mod to rise up in its place. This mod will eventually dethrone the Game Master and will assemble an army who will construct a vehicle out of trollies. This vehicle will become the new GM’s combat vehicle, propelled by the undead who have committed to a life of servitude in the hope of getting a bite of the GM’s last chicken drumstick which is strategically hung from a rope made of Andrex toilet paper. Nobody knows where this story will end. The undead are becoming more contagious, slowly losing more and more of the mask they used to cover the fact that they were nothing more than slightly evolved primates all along. The wars will continue. The food will be eaten. The arses will be wiped. But at what cost? This is the world we live in. Be strong out there. Resist the urge to become an undead and cherish the moments you had with those who are weak of mind and gave in, for they will never get to have a bite of the GM’s chicken drumstick no matter how hard they push that trolley. God save us all.