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Fuck this quiz. Bullshit. Fucking hax.

I just completed this quiz. My Score 50/100 My Time 120 seconds

Ahhhh thanks buddy, we love some positive encouragement here ❤️

I stopped wanking for this? Fuck sakes 🙄

Pretty sure that's MW3 dude.

I love this idea to be honest. It'll also allow the baggage involved, There is however one very, very serious concern from my end, this is quite literally a deal breaker for me and legit makes me wonder why I hang out with you people: So obviously that'll need to be fixed. We can also add the newer Star Trek films too as they're fucking amazing. Also Jumanji, all of them (we're going to see the latest one today, will report back). 21 & 22 Jump Street. Bridesmaids, Hangovers, Gone Girl, to name but a few. Actually, I think we need to watch Pain & Gain too.

That's exactly what I'm aiming for. In fact I'll probably add another £30m on top of that. Yes, I am that confident in this idea!

I need to be careful what I say here, but my target demographic won't be the lowest earners in society, rather the Elliotts and Garys, those who understand the value of things like this. I understand your viewpoint, but you've never had something catastrophic go wrong. Imagine a short circuit causing a fire in your house, you'll have to move elsewhere for a month at least whilst the repairs are carried out, you'll lose tons of stuff (at this point many go "but insurance lols" - could you imagine if your grandad's mug got ruined in a fire? That's irreplaceable stuff.

A lot of patenting and copyrighting needs doing first.

TCB is fantastic Dave, honestly you can save some decent cash with it, and it does work. It might take a few months, but for the sake of a few extra clicks when buying something, that extra cash is always welcome. Here's my referral: TopCashback.co.uk: The UK’s #1 Cashback & Vouchers Site WWW.TOPCASHBACK.CO.UK TopCashback is the most generous free cashback and voucher website. Save money on purchases through thousands of merchants online and in-store. Also, just as an example, here are BT's offers: BT Broadband - New Customers Boxing Day Sale, Discounts & Cashback Offers WWW.TOPCASHBACK.CO.UK Browse top deals on BT Broadband and BT Infinity and get great download speeds. Earn cashback rewards when you buy.

I can confidently say (without divulging too much, and keep what you know to yourself pls) without a shadow of a doubt that the service I'm developing will be worth a tenner a month many, many times over. I may even charge more for it. It'll likely work in tiers however, like Copper / Bronze / Gold / Platinum kind of thing. I'll also likely take property size and portfolio worth in to consideration.

Gotcha, cheers. The aim here is peace of mind and to save money. For example you have a tank in your house which stores water. This is never checked and when it goes wrong, it basically floods your house from the top down, fucking everything up in the process. You have to replace stuff, get decorators in, dehumidify, etc. You'll be lucky if you can stay in the place during these repair works. This is obviously quite a bad scenario and fairly unlikely to happen, but it does happen. For £10 a month you can have that inspected at no extra charge twice annually which although won't prevent sudden failure, will very significantly reduce the chances of it going wrong.

There's a lot more to the whole plan than that, which I can't divulge for obvious reasons. Callouts also depend on what it is, and is rarely just a case of pop out and fix it. Most will include a revisit with spares which is where their money is made.

What service is this Gary?

It's not having the issues, it's when you have the issues. Their internet was decent, however when we had an outage dealing with their customer support was about as fun as rolling off a waterfall in a barrel full of scorpions. This was about 10 years ago mind you, they may have improved. Also @Plumbers Crack Birron makes a good point, no matter what internet you have, crap hardware will ruin it. I get by fine with my ISP router but everything's homeplugged to the hilt, the only devices on WiFi are phones, Fire Stick and Chromecast and these seem to work fine. My PS4 & PC are on these bad boys. Cost a pretty penny but they're worth it. Do NOT buy cheap hardware as it'll just add more factors that can go wrong when you have to diagnose a fault, and there is nothing more frustrating that trying to find out why your internet is unreliable when you've got crap hardware messing with the signals.

Here it is. Assume you're a home owner. Would you pay a tenner a month for a home maintenance and inspection service which would give you one free callout a year, whether it be plumbing or electrical, and also two inspection visits a year where you plumbing and electrical services are lightly inspected for early signs of failure? Cheers ❤️

Dave it's time to move to Gmail and make that problem irrelevant. Nobody uses their ISP email anymore for this exact reason (and Gmail is really, really good). For internet speed, anything over 30 is overkill. The only time you'll benefit from higher speeds is when downloading a lot. We have 35mb and we stream in 4k on Kyla's Fire Stick. For ISP, as much as I hate BT, they were the most consistent and reliable for us, as well as Virgin. Talktalk - no. Don't even go there. Their "customer service" reps are all in India and aren't knowledgeable on anything beyond what's on their script, and anything that needs escalating will take days. We tried Vodafone and they fucked it up six love so I can't comment on them, it might have been a fluke and I'm still tempted to give them a second chance. We're with Sky now and they're dogshit. They go through phases of being reliable / unreliable and we just came out of an unreliable phase where we couldn't hold a stable connection for ages. It seems to have sorted itself out however. Plusnet are the only company who have managed to beat Talktalk in terms of how complete and utter shit they were. Granted we were on the bottom package but this is not acceptable in any way, shape or form: Honestly I'd rather have no internet than the pile of steaming, frustrating shit that was Plusnet. As you can tell, even just watching that video is winding me up. Anyway, more info, and this is a big one, MAKE SURE YOU USE CASHBACK SITES. BT for example will give anything from £70 to £170 cashback on their packages provided you're a new customer. BT Broadband - New Customers Boxing Day Sale, Discounts & Cashback Offers WWW.TOPCASHBACK.CO.UK Browse top deals on BT Broadband and BT Infinity and get great download speeds. Earn cashback rewards when you buy. If you aren't already a member of Topcashback, let me know and I'll send you a referral link. I think we both get a fiver or something like that. Any more questions fire away and happy new year ❤️

EDIT: Also this one:

I got a new pair of Enacfire E18s to replace my current pairs as they're getting on a bit and are in need of replacement. They're pre-fucked so will be going back, but I also got a new Chromecast, a nice smelly and loads of other small bits. That's all irrelevant though, I gift all of you this video for Christmas. Enjoy.

Your mum.

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Your mum sucks.

Fuck you. It sucks.

It sucks.