Diddums

Not just any dress, a PCMASTERRACE dress.

Post away dude. Only thing I'll ask is that you make a thread for them. We also have a PPR (personal progress report) section and a gallery.

Welcome dude! If you can put up with tiger you'll fit right in

Probably not, he's quite... stretchy.

Forgot about him!

Yep, Dayz. Welcome to the forum Wolf and Deathcross. To the rest of you: Dylan is the only person to have brought in new members. How does that make you feel?

Stop throwing your toys Euan. Everyone has a shit game from time to time . //Phone them. Mad Catz support. Sorted me out in no time. Didn't have the receipt either, they did it off a bank statement, Don't be a baby, use that lovely accent of yours.

Put your own shrimp on your barbie you fuckin' weirdo.

Awww, I'm so proud of you, you're becoming a real boy!

Don't worry Ceppy, I'll learn you English. //What did she say? Have you given her cooties yet?

Fuck, I'm so jelly. It's almost as if I play on a system full of people who recognise luck, skill, and talent, and occasionally acknowledge it. C'mon Bart, open goal dude.

Bcos

Get a room already.

They've been doing that reboot for years though :/

One of the best series ever. I miss these good oldies, Carmageddon is another good one.

Cool cat party up in this bitch.

Right now? Mate I dunno if you live under a rock or summat, but CoD has been a hater's paradise for years. As has Battlefield. And Xbox. And Playstation. And whatever the dumb "cool kids" want to hate. I'm so glad I've outgrown that shit. Looking at life and making up your opinions rather than following the cool cats is so much better. It lets us look down at them and tut rather satisfyingly too.

Yep, really blew some fresh air into the game for me. Literally

Fuck CoD. The sooner you all buy PCs and BF4 the sooner we can all evolve the human race as a collective.

Hooray, maybe one day we'll enter Beta phase and get ready to sell the game to the general public. Wait, what?

That's a Raze Nostromo in case anyone's wondering. I have one too, presumably for the same reason Bart has / had his - for loads of spells in WoW. never thought of using it for BF4, might hafta give it a gozer. Thanks for reminding me you filthy old man.

I'm getting so hooked to this game it's fucking unreal. I was completely AFK until Stretch came round and wanted a go on the PC, turns out that loads of the issues are fixxored (still loads active, but we're slowly approaching Beta status). I have two modes of playing this game: Absolutely fucking awful. Mediocre ("God mode" in Diddums terms). Yesterday I was playing all the DLC maps only, as an engineer (holy shit I love the new maps, except for the one with the cave thing in the middle, which is the most beautiful but whatevs). I was seriously tearing it up. I was getting so much rage from repair bitches it was awesome. Silk Road, the usual scout chopper layin' down the law y0 with his repair bitches keeping him afloat, I was killing this dude over and over until they decided to come after me with a tank. A small tip, on the ledge close to the centre compound, there's a battle drop rocket launcher. This puppy shoots three rockets at once. In layman's terms, it will take out anything in one shot, provided they don't flare. use a regular rocket to force flares, grab that puppy, and blow the shit out of the repairbitches. Triple kill guaranteed. On the mountain one (the one with the boats n shit, can't remember the name) I came across another trio of repairbitches so I tried stingering™ them over and over, but there's quite a bit of cover on this map so they simply fucked off and repaired. I tried about ten times to nab these fuckers but they kept pussying out. I then grabbed my RPG and came up close whilst they had half our team cowering and shot them down in one shot. Good sports too, I got a "good shot!" from two of them, and the third said he loves seeing engis use RPGs instead of Stingers (I wasn't going to tell them I tried for like 20 mins prior to that to stinger them, if someone gives you a compliment, fuckin' rock that shit br0). I also took out about 20 tanks and stuff over the course of the night, those SLAMs are a real killer. Also, if you're engi and you enjoy shooting vehicles, make sure you grab the right perk upgrade thingy and join a full squad. If you get upgraded, you get double rockets. I also only join squads with an ammo guy who actually drops ammo boxes (seriously rest of BF4, how fucking hard is it?) and follow him like a scavenger picking up all his scraps. I absolutely pwned last night, topping the leaderboards a few times. Prior to this, I was just trying to hold flags and get kills, but last night I rocked the engineer for the first time properly and decided to ditch flags, and try being more tactical. I had SLAMs covering access points to flags we were holding, I was shooting down choppers left, right & center, and just generally trying to be the biggest pain in the enemy's ass I could be, which quite often made me the high value target. Also, taking out Pussy Ass Recons with an RPG and watching their little fits of Pussy Assed Rage unfold is oh-so-satisfying. Good times. Fuck working. Someone buy me a lottery ticket.

Don't you have bf4 on pc? Stretch had a go on my pc when he was here over the weekend, he'll give you an idea.

The shorty. What a load of dross. It's a shotgun for fuck sakes, it's meant to pack a punch, not throw a handful of popcorn at my enemies. Second is that Rex thing. It does decent damage, but it seems that every time you pull the trigger, a little man runs away to go find the bullet so you can shoot again. Miss = dead.

393m for me. Gonna try top it. //I love that Pussy Assed Recon stuck