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Do yo thang sista. <3

I am the best YouTuber in the world. Fact.

Imma try make this next week. And thanks for the song, it's gone straight to the top of my favourite clips on Youtube list. Euan is a dickhead btw. Loafers with no socks. Pah.

How about OCZ then? They've got a PCI-E drive which is 3.2tb. In the right motherboard, it'll write at speeds of 1.2tb per second. Not minute, second. Oh you want one eh? Well, for you, mate's rates. £16500. Yes, you read that correctly. Sixteen thousand, five hundred pounds. I'll have four in RAID 0 please.

Seeing as I'm up to my eyeballs in WoW at the moment, here's my favourite cinematic from the game. Say what you want about Blizzard, if there's one thing they can do, it's cinematics:

Envelopes. Problem solved.

And fuckign about with photoshop:

Didn't we have a photography thread? Let's see some cool photos you've taken! I'll kick it off with something I just dug out of my photobucket. It's the HMS Ocean, when she was parked up in Greenwich to stop the terrorists from killing London during the limpdicks.

*poke* Slackers, make this happen!

I'm looking for an arena class. Not sure what, but most likely a plate wearer. I've got my pally which is 87 at the mo, he'll be 88 tonight, then I've got another pally at 85, a warrior at 83, and two death knights at 85. Apart from the highest level pally, they're all on other servers so I'll have to transfer over. I'm thinking of putting some serious effort into this and aiming high. Not sure what to go with really, haven't done any arena in years. I'm thinking Pally for holy, DK for Unholy and Warrior for Arms / Fury. Basically I want to be indestructible and put out 200k crits. Easier said than done, obviously. Is ret any good? Might have a go at that too. If any of you want to have a go at making a team for some pwnage, please do a peekaboo here.

Phil we need to get you in to World of Warcraft dude. Srs. AND!!!!!!!!! How the fuck did nobody get my Mugatu reference?

Haven't you got a Sammy EVO? Same as mine. I usually just uninstall whatever I can, run CCleaner, and job's a good 'un. Never bothered with anything else really. Windows 7's TRIM facility is excellent for SSDs. Not sure if Sammy themselves have any software in their little magic disk suite or whatever it's called. I love my SSD. Everything loads so fast. So. Fast.

I see Mugatu finally got his way then.

That means there's something seriously fucked up.

Euan has a history with cabs coming to his rescue.

Shouldda called a cab.

My wife watches that, but only if I'm not home or doing something else. It actually makes me moody to see people who should be culled at birth given money and their lifestyle glamorised. Honey poo poo and family need to be shot. And I'm not even joking either. We've spent thousands of years developing the human race but people like this just put us back in the stone ages, and we pay for it with taxes. Their English needs to be subtitled for fuck sakes.

I've learned to use you lot as guinea pigs. I refuse to touch shot like this until it's fixed. I have enough stress in my life without the thing I do to relax fucking me around and charging me for the pleasure. So, guinea pigs, give me a heads up when it's fixed please

Good luck to 'em. I can live without those games and Steam is awesome. Origin is an outdated piece of shite and until they update it and actually market it properly with special offers and free weekends, it's just going to sink.

Nail / head. Pewdiepie is a fucking retard, and the fact that he has all these subscribers really makes me question whether or not I want to be a part of this human race thing. Even as a young kid I'd have thought he's a moron. There's no substance to his work, it's just him being a dumbass. If he wore a costume and had a theme like a kids' show I could understand, but he doesn't. It's just him sitting on a chair playing a game and screaming like a little bitch. That's it. 25m subscribers. His little intros where he squeals and squirms as he introduces himself would've been funny once, when he was 8. He's now in his twnties and still doing it in every video. It honestly beggars belief. And what's this "brofist" bollocks? Fuck off already. There are some really good Youtubers out there but unfortunately they're all hidden behind these people that do the same shit every time and people gobble it up. Look at all the cod / bf trolling videos. You can't play a game of BF4 nowadays either withotu some tit coming at your with a Jihad Jeep. It's old. It's tedious. It's been done, over and over again. You're not a special snowflake, it's not "ermahgrd orsum" when you kill someone with a jeep loaded with C4, it's just the same shit you've been doing the entire fucking match and you got lucky once. Go stick it on Youtube and claim your 15 minutes of fame. I'm sure Pewdie's army of seemingly single celled retards will be more than happy to subscribe. And the CoD trolling videos... "kevin". Needn't say more really. Fuck it, I'm hungry and moody. Imma go eat before I melt this PC with my laser eyes.

Crack it. You paid for it right? Fuck 'em. That always on DRM shit can bollocks. If I paid for something, I expect it to work at all times, not just when I'm connected to the net. The only reason they can get away with it is because Adobe generally has excellent support but if you're not going to use it, why bother? Otherwise just download a cracked copy. Again, you paid for it, so fuck 'em. In cases like this I wish companies would kick and scream a bit more like gamers do. It's not right to be treated like that and gamers are so damn vocal about it (XB One always connected? remember that?). Unfortunately when it comes to corporations (the main consumers for these products) everyone just stands around pointing fingers at each other and passing the buck around because they can't be arsed to do it, so small time consumers like you and me are shafted because the distros get away with it. Basstids.

The reason Vegas is so popular is because for simple edits, it can't be beaten. That and it was first cracked years ago so every little CoD kiddy could get his hands on it, resulting in billions of Youtube tutorials about it.