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LOL I was ready to lock this, thought it was spam. Time for an avatar Pat

Hands down the game I'm looking most forward to. It just smacks of quality, dedication, and passion. This is a true labour of love. I just hope thesw devs don't sell out to some publisher who enforces deadlines and budget constraints as this is one of those games which needs to mature in its own time.

Oh look, he's dropped in for his quarterly admin session. See me at HR in a few hours ceppy. Your attendance record is not looking good.

What the hell is going on? Can someone PM me with the specifics please?

Sir, you are awesome. I have replied to your email but just to reiterate it here, you have full control. Do whatever you need to do broski, I trust you 100% as I'm sure many others do.

Bad Neighbours is shit, don't waste your time.

You're dead to me.

Ok cool. I'll give it a miss then. Been fencesitting between WoD and this. Looks like it's WoD and another 15 years of waiting.

MOAR INFOZ PLEASE Be a bit more thorough please sir. You have very different tastes in games to me, but you have a very good insight. Right now I'm tempted.

That's fuckin' awesome. It's not 'chopped by the way, that's legit.

So Seth McFarlane, aka Mr Family Guy has been at it again. After making Ted, which was funny in places but mediocre for the rest, he's had a go with Charlize Theron (fapfapfap) at making a romcom based in the old wild West. Went to see it today, and it was excellent. Seriously, go see it. Oh, and:

Worth a shot, although you'll find that leaks tend to be more obvious with two tonnes of car on them.

Shit, the one I PURCHASED 100% LEGAL FROM A STORE is the Coquille version. I am now PURCHASING 100% LEGAL FROM A STORE the other version. Why was it banned? Too messed up?

Day off. Decided to give this a go. Just about to start episode 4 and it's fucked up. Seriously fucked up. I love it. Wife loves it. Back later.

Some of the WoW devs left Blizzard a while ago and started developing this game. It releases on the 1st of June and it looks epic. It's an MMO with an awesome spacey setting, and everyone who's played it so far says it's good. The only thing that is holding me back is the subscription model, although if WoW is anything to go by, it means a very well polished product which is always well maintained. If it turns out to be good, this might be the game that takes some of my WoW time away.

Tell him to paint nudes. Apparently people pay for those.

Absolutely, looks great my dearest noodles!

Schweet! I've also just done Flex1 seeing as I won't be able to make any guild runs this week and got a nice shiny new shield. Odd that, I spent a good four hours trying to kill Norushen with various groups and none of them worked. Then some angry kid wisped me "FROM NORUSHEN ONLY??????????" and I said yes, expecting a fail of epic proportions. We one shotted everything. ilvl 536 now. You lot gonna catch up or? I want to do normals. I hate green writing on my gear.

Is it Hannibal Lecter? I love those movies, if it's the same thing it might be worth a watch. I love psycho shit.

Oh wow, that's awesome! Glad nobody got hurt. but it's still awesome nonetheless. Mother nature really is an amazing creature.

I seriously miss riding. I mostly rode little 50cc two strokes but once we installed some kit, they packed over 20bhp (23 being my record) and put any sports car to shame until about 100kph. I did also have a 600cc thumper for a while but I never had a licence for it so it had to go. I want to ride again, but my wife would be a nervous wreck. I really do miss it though. Might get a 125 scooter for the daily commute, as we don't achieve speeds high enough to warrant anything bigger in London. 50s are fun as hell too. We embarrassed so many bigger bikes and cars it's insane. We literally poured every penny we had into those things, and the result was 23bhp on something which weighed about as much as a paperclip. Add the CVT and you can see why they were such monsters. Also, the sound of a screaming two stroke, coupled with the unmistakeable smell of synthetic oil burning, and.... well: Then the cops got hold of it, stuck it on a dyno, and I got it back with the entire engine, exhaust, clutch and variomatic all taken out. Basically all the parts with "MHR" written on them, which stands for Malossi Hyper Racing. Nicasil lining, one piston ring, 70cc. 28mm Mikuni flatslide carburettor, Polini For Race exhaust, Top Performances crank shaft, and a TON of other bits and bobs. All gone. About £2k to replace, which is pretty much everything when you're young.

That vid is fucking awesome.

Hi Megan, welcome back, I hope you can handle this lot!