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You can see the fitness making a massive impact on Prem players. So many 0-0's already and the other games they've been extremely bland. I think the fake sound has been the most interesting and fun bit of them all so far. I also managed to purchase the pass to watch Blackburn play on Saturday and I wasn't disappointed. We went 1-0 down after playing all over Bristol City and immediately responded when you thought it wouldn't be our day. A comprehensive 3-1 win puts us now 1 point off playoffs with 8 to play. Lets continue to go under the radar and pick the points up. Maybe there will be something good coming out of 2020 🤞

Hull City who have taken 2 points out of a possible 39 have banned their very own press from the stadium and effectively covering matches because the media have been 'too negative'. They've gone from about 8th to 21st since January!

Had my first foray back into EFT this week, for quite some time. I fancied a session and as there's just been a wipe, my character was back to level 1 with not much in the way of equipment. As an early backer I do get some high end weapons and gear but I never use these except for fun in practice sessions versus the AI only. I'm not happy enough with my knowledge of some of the newer maps so I jumped into Customs with an AK47u and a few meds. I also happen to have a mission to complete on that map. Kill 5 Scavs and retrieve 3 MP133 shotguns. Checking my watch I have 40 minutes in which to find nice gear and extract. I've spawned in a factory in the far west side of the map. The factory has some areas I can search for loot, so I crouch my way round making as little noise as possible. While I do find some random stuff I quickly realise I forgot to bring a backpack with me. Its not the end of the world, there are backpacks to be had if you know how. Meantime I hear heavy gunfire outside the factory. Sounds like M4 versus SVD. Humans then and not Scavs. Unless it's a human versus the Scav boss and his henchmen. I then hear some noise at the end entrance to the factory. Human player with an SVD. I'm trying to decide what to do, his gun is better and he probably has a scope, but he runs out again and I hear more gunfire. I wait a minute, then hear more gunplay, but further away now. Time to move. I use the same exit as the chap I saw and head outside, intending to head east towards better loot areas and the extracts. I don't go far when I see a player or Scav in the grassy area through the fence. I pop off a few shots, it's about 250 metres and the AK maybe hits but the guy runs and hides. I move on, reload. Carry on down the road and find another Scav, he hits the deck to shoot at me but I get him first. I go to loot him, he has a backpack, nice. Take his AKM too and ammo but I get shot at while I'm looting. Don't know where the shots are coming from so I make a break for some cover behind a small truck but take hits to the left leg, arm and chest. I had no armour so lucky not to be dead. I use some meds to stop the bleeding and then run for a small building, the gas station shop. I enter the back entrance and hide in the stock area while I finish healing and take the time to reload my mags, which is slow. I hear some shuffling in the shop area and ready my AK. A Scav, and by his movements, a human one, tries to rush me...but at short range the AK takes out his thorax and he is dispatched. I go to loot him but then I hear some noise outside the shop. Another Scav comes in shooting and appears to have level 3 body armour so I aim for the face, and it pays off. Up until this point I've been mostly spending my time in this session shitting myself. A lot of sound whoring in this game, so the volume is ramped up. It's mental. I'm elated now, pleased with myself and feeling the feeling only Tarkov brings. Also, one of the chaps i killed was carrying the Marked Room key. Which is like the key to the candy shop in Tarkov. Luckiest find I have ever had. So fucking happy, but more stress😅 And now, I check the time, it's red, 9 minutes left to find an extract. There are two extracts not too far but they have question marks and might not be available, the guaranteed extracts are in the far east of the map. I judge I have enough time to try them all. I also hope there's not many other players still in the map as I will be taking chances and running. I try the two closest extracts but they're no longer available. Running out of time, 3 minutes left I sprint across the bridge over the river towards the trailer park. Crouch walking now in case there's anyone camping it but no, nobody about and I extract with some excellent loot and rank up to level 2. Such a great game.

Cheers mate. It looks good and is as smooth as to drive. It's black as well which makes it look meaner 😉 Will definitely consider another one when it's time to get a replacement.

Did you see the added time rant a fan done? He was moaning that there should've been more time added on for Arsenal to get a winner then when Brighton scored he moaned where did the ref get all the time from [emoji23] Different breed are Arsenal fans Sent from my Samsung S9+ using Tapatalk

A couple more I thought of; "When you can't run, you crawl. And when you can't crawl, when you can't do that, you find someone to carry you." - Firefly "When the people we love are taken from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die but real love is forever." - The Crow) And another from The Crow - "It can't rain all the time." "An optimist and a pessimist are sitting at a bar and the pessimist says 'things can't get any worse' and the optimist says 'oh yes they can'" - Toby, West Wing.

What car do you currently own? Would be interesting to see what everyone's driving atm, didn't realise there was a car section on here[emoji41] Mines a 2014 White Ford Focus Petrol 1.6 Turbo Sent from my Samsung S9+ using Tapatalk

A great man once said "if you're having fun, you're already winning" What's your favourite quote?

Streaming service Mixer is closing and all partners including Shroud and Ninja have been moved to Facebook Gaming who have now partnered with Microsoft. Don't think anyone saw this coming. Mixer alone was shite but Microsoft and Facebook could do something interesting to pose a threat to the ever-shitty Twitch. *edit It further appears that all exclusively signed streamers are free to leave their contracts if they wish which would see some come crawling back to Twitch!

Well, what a session! Three brave investigators were sent into post WW2 Germany to find out why Jews were apparently still being slaughtered despite the fall of Hitlers Nazi’s. What they found instead is a deep dark web of occult activity, giants and the search of the promise land via a different plane of existence. Wills were tested, sanity lost and guns fired (badly). Watch some it here: Session 1 Part 1 @Diddums @phil bottle @tronic44

The saddest part about life is when a person close to you who gave you the best memories becomes a memory.

That was going to be a tattoo, soooo glad I checked as it completely changes the context and, unfortunately, doesn’t work. 😔

I would looooove to get this tunnel done but with the ever pressing Alpha 19 Reset hanging over us, i aint sure its worth it. When do you think a full reset is the right time? I definitely think we should get us all on for a horde night. With at least 4 of us on the zombies might go a little more crazy than before....lets see how many walls and ceilings last! @Greboth @phil bottle you up for a big one? 😎

I'm purposefully not reading all your comments yet as i do want to experience this for myself. I've got away with seeing no spoilers so far so hopefully it'll be worth the wait. Regardless of the outcome i think the game will be still be worth the time sink alone.

Put in a couple more hours and the game is now beginning more like The Last of Us and less like Life is Strange. I have a feeling this will only last until the next part of the story is rammed down my throat though. The world has also gone more semi-linear whereas the first few hours were very tunneled to the point they may as well have been on rails.

from what ive heard it sounds like a steaming pile of hot garbage but it was kind of sweet seeing this blind dude crying with happiness when playing the game, because this game has something like 60+ ways of modifying the screen, audio and controller options to allow people with as many disabilities/impairments to play as possible. even if the game is total cringe, the accessibility customisation alone might hopefully set a new industry standard and every game and console moving forward have these options.

The benefits of Hackney is that we know where there be blood, there be demons , blud.

Really like the Seat FR range, super slick nice designs [emoji1362] Sent from my Samsung S9+ using Tapatalk

Seat Leon 1.4 TSI FR on a '65 plate. A Cupra would've been nice, but not an option at the time of buying this one a couple of years ago. Love it though! 👍

I didn't realise we have the exact same car Dave! My Father-in-law sorts the cars we have out when its time. I usually have an old second hand car to just get me from A to B which allows the wife to have a slightly better one. We normally used to go for 2 second hand cars but I caved a few years back and managed to find a Kia Stonic that was the cheapest possible deal on a new finance car for a larger family car with no deposit.

Thanks for organizing this Lolliott, it was actually great fun! I vastly underestimated this whole paper RPG thing as there is so much more to it than I could've ever imagined, it's literally a case of seeing where your imagination runs out, really good stuff. I can certainly see how people can sink an entire Saturday night in to this stuff. We're gonna hafta do another session in a week or two so I can find out exactly what those fuckers are up to. I have some theories but I'll wait to see what the conclusion is. @phil bottle stop running from blood you fucking fanny, you're a Hackney boi, this should be standard stuff for you 😂

Sorry I couldn't make it but I did put the stream up in the background and tried to listen where I could. Phil being a shady snake by standing outside the room and asking others to check the bookcase 😂 I'll echo @phil bottle and thank Elliott for his top effort in doing this. I think that it definitely could work on calmer days and nights in the future and its good to see something so different to what we usually do.

Someone please DOCS this moron and send the swat team.

Nice one Phil, I don’t think it would take much to get in to the 2:18’s again. The McLaren could be a good shout. I don’t think I’ve done a sport race at Spa so don’t know the best BoP car to use. I guessed the GTR as it’s almost the fastest in a straight line and pretty good through corners too. Though I think the McLaren is still the fastest in a straight line.

"What's for you, won't go pass you". No idea where the original quote came from, but I do like this one!

In GT Sport I have done a 2.18 in the McLaren -BMW but that was done a while ago. Tonight I just had time for two laps and tried the Beetle. Best was 2:19.860 and neither lap was smooth as I'm very rusty on it. Classic circuit and it's a very busy track! Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk

Just to say that you ran the session really well and made it a very enjoyable experience. Thanks a lot for putting in the time and effort mate, definitely worth it and appreciated[emoji106] Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk

Sleeping Dogs and a few other games are now like £3.79 or something on PS Store Sent from my Samsung S9+ using Tapatalk

I've completed the first part of the game after about 3-4 hours and whilst it's staggeringly beautiful and a very well-produced game, I'm not all that impressed so far. This being one section that was heavily embargoed for reviews. The story is pretty cringe, the characters are flat and boring plus the narrative seems pretty forced. It feels like I'm playing a teen drama that is following some predictable checklist of stereotypical genre tropes. The game has been painfully linear so far and although a decent of the first portion is more of a tutorial and scene setter, it feels dated and very limited. I do think it will pick up but the backlash this game has been getting is somewhat justified IMO.

"Once the toilet paper of experience goes depleted, the arse of reason goes unwiped" This random strange quote only got better with the TP shortage some places had during the Pandemic.

"Oh hi, Mark"

What's up, doc? Bugs Bunny Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk

Disobedience, in the eyes of any one who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and through rebellion. Oscar Wilde Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk

I just completed this quiz. My Score 90/100 My Time 97 seconds

Ah-ha Rich, you can hide on my game but there’s the proof. You utter utter bastard! 😂 Annoyingy I forget to save any other race but this this one but I’ll check to see if there’s anything worth posting.

Bournemouth/Palace was a borefest I thought spitting had been banned? We’ll bump forearms to stop virus spread but just gob anywhere we like

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Stick it up my bum you bastard - Pamela Anderson

Made a decent start to the tunnel last night, probably about half way there. Might stop tunnelling if we’re resetting the server soon and go and loot places instead. There’s a few city’s we haven’t touched yet. Might also try and arm the base in preparation one for one giant last horde night, when ever that may be.

Anyone who is also wanting to maybe catch an exotic exclusive they missed in previous seasons this would be the time to start now. You get an item called an exotic cipher you can exchange for a exotic weapon or as well get an additional engram drop from xur but if your all caught up I suggest holding onto it because of the expansion in the fall. Also if you didn't know anything about this season you can farm a lot of the older weapons or new ones in the machine called the recaster. It is a brilliant idea that they could grow on as well. Many people including myself are enjoying the new builds you can do with the mods! Also the new public event is very gambit like with a lot of champion enemies so its pretty hardcore at times as well. Im curious on if anyone has any crazy build ideas yet for this season.

"May you live in interesting times" (no, it's not Chinese) "Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFucker! " I reserve the right to add more later!

I love the look of the PS5! Microsoft have obviously said lets not waste any time on designing the console and we'll just cram it full of stuff, then it'll be better than the PS. Where as Sony said, why don't we design something new with the gamers in mind and cram it full of stuff. If someone got paid to design the Xbox, i'm rage quiting life 😄

Your mum looks better when she's laid down.