^haven't even bothered with that. Looks fucking terrible.
Spectre.
Brilliant opening scene, really well done but still a fairly large fuck you to physics and well, common sense. Proper Bond style over-the-top-ness™. This is followed by Sam Smith whining like a cunt for the next five minutes to a backdrop of the usual someone-needs-to-lay-off-the-LSD display.
What follows is quite possibly one of the clunkiest, most forced, over the top, tired films I've ever seen. Throughout the whole film - every gimmick, every set piece, every twist, I can't help but think this is done. It's old. It's tired. It's just finished, it's time to move on. At numerous points during the film I was tempted to walk out but persevered to see what would happen, and yet another done-before piece would take place leaving me waiting again.
Once home I did a bit of reading on it and read that Spectre was trying to squeeze references from all 23 prior Bonds in to one film which made perfect sense. It just didn't flow well, it's like they forced them in and completely forgot about the plot at times. The scenes / locations were all over the place, we're in Rome. No, now we're in London. Now we're in North Africa. London again. I don't even.
I suspect that had I watched the previous films more religiously or even read a book or two that it would've possibly been much more enjoyable but as someone who isn't really a Bond fan, I thought it was shit.
And Daniel Craig can hang up his coat now, he's served his purpose. Someone should tally up how many times he's fixed his cuffs or done up his jacket in his Bond films, should be good for a lol as it's so fucking obvious.
No. Just no.
Skyfall was a million times better.
Man from UNCLE was brilliant, watch it.