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Nice one you lot! Now when I get smacked down by Chad I can say I got moderated by Batman 😎 La is a lovely addition to the community too, will be nice to get to know you 😄 As for Carl, well, let's not go there. I'm still licking my wounds from our last interaction 😂

Nice, hopefully this unfucks their massive party system fuckup a bit. It still baffles me that someone thought changing a perfectly functional party system like they did was a good idea.

So much to look forward to. In watching that I also just realized that COVID fucked the launch of Free Guy, another film I'm really excited for. I reckon we keep our ears on the ground for any news of cinemas opening again and see if we can book a whole cinema for a film release. Enough films coming out on various dates this year, shouldn't be too hard to achieve provided we can throw enough money at them (which I'm happy to do, that industry needs a bit of love after this COVID bullshit fucked them over so badly)

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You should release this post in ebook format, you could do a chapter a week and sell it to raise funds for the FGFGF. Or just tell all these cheap cunts to fling a few quid in the pot now and then. You know you've gotta treat them mean to keep them keen sometimes.

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Any graphics card will plug in to any motherboard provided the physical space is there. They all run on PCI-E protocols so they're all the same. Your PSU is likely to be strong enough too, but for the sake of ruling it out, post up what case you have any PSU and we can tell you. That's if you can get your hands on one, the 3000 series cards are fucking impossible to get hold of atm.

I can only assume that fuck knuckles up here was trying to write "beast" but couldn't spell a 5 letter word without fucking it up. I'm sure your YouTube channel will be a raging success. You blithering idiot.

Looks ace mate! Well done. Now go get some sleep 😄

I won a few races last night in the Sunday league thing. I haven't raced properly since GT4 (apart from the NFS stuff and GTA which is to racing what Blackburn Rovers is to professional football) so it was nice to have a little go again. I have a fucktonne of practice and shit to do but it was a laugh, I can see myself getting in to it again.

Nyet komrade. I still exist kurwa. Chair - Ikea Markus. Breathes nicely and is cheap compared to the "gaming chairs" (which are all ridiculously overpriced). Desk - Something nice and big, if you're gonna do hobbies on this system you'll want two monitors at least, and a VESA arm to stick them to. These arms bolt or clamp to the desk so you'll want something chunky. Monitor - If you're doing photography n shit, then get a good monitor which can be colour calibrated. Do some homework on these as they can cost a ridiculous amount of money for negligible returns compared to a model down. Also, gaming monitors and "professional" monitors are generally exclusive, you'll either get a monitor that's excellent at one or the other, but not both together. This is where your VESA mount will come in, screw one of each to it and be done with it, or go for one whopper which is good at both but excels at neither. Up to you and your budget. PC - AMD all day long baby. Get a 3700x like mine (or above) which will tear through renders like a motherfucker and also shred games. It'll also last you a long ass time so you don't have to go through this faff any time soon. Should you decide to go down the Youtube ---> Twitch ---> Onlyfans route this will also render your vids rather snappily. You'll want 32gb of RAMS, 16gb will be fine for now but for rendering and stuff you'll want na bit more. For a GPU, I'd be looking at a 3070. Yes the 3080 is more powerful but honestly unless you're gaming at 4k all the time it's wasted, and 4k gaming is wank anyway. If however you want to show AMD some love, their 6800XT will trade blows with the 3070 all day long and will also probably render faster. Basically this is the 3070 fighting with the 6800XT depending on the driver cycle and games played: https://i.imgur.com/wULL7zt.gif For hard drives you'll want a 1tb SSD for your OS, editing software and a few games. Optional is a 2tb fast-as-fuck hard drive (like a WD Black, or Raptor if they still make them). This will be used as your editing drive, so your rendering and editing software can kick its teeth in all day long and it'll just take it like the filthy little slut it is, rather than using the SSD which will bitch and moan until it packs its stuff and moves in with its sister because it's sick to death of your shit. If you really get stuck in to the content creation shit then get a big, slow, lazy ass drive to just fling all your projects on. You can always get this later on if you decide. I reckon once all this 'rona bollocks is over we all head up to Yawkshurrr and do a weekend of building. If we ever get there.

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Teffuck is DSC? I haven't irritated you lot in a while, I could be convinced 😛

This is fucking awesome and just what I wanted to see at the end of this dark, crap year ❤️ Congrats to all of you, and Leigh you're an amazing person, this is fantastic 😄

I've had tons of mice and keyboards over the years, for your wife you won't want mechanical but rather a membrane board with decent keys. Mechanical keys are fun and all but they become a pain in the ass after a while and having used noisy keyboards at work, I can tell you that nothing will get people to hate your wife quicker. Personally I'd be recommending a Steelseries Apex 100. I had the 150 for a couple of years at work and loved it, it was the most comfy keyboard I've ever used and it was silent. Had I known that the 100 was the same board without the RGB and half the price, that's where my money would've gone (and it was in a bundle, so I got a free mouse too). Don't blow the bank, it's a work keyboard so keep it simple. No features you don't need, wired, basic stuff. The most important things here are comfort, noise and typing speed. As for mice, you know the good brands so find one that's comfy and of a decent brand and buy her that. Again she doesn't need 15 billion DPI and RGB, so keep it simple.

I was just thinking last night in the bath "I wonder when the new cod is out", shows how much interest I have. I might get it when it's on sale or something, I'll need to convince @techno to buy it too though.

As you'll have guessed from my questions before, the reason I'm not in to fitness is for that exact reason, I've no clue what I'm doing and no targets / goals. I think if I had something to work towards I'd be a lot more motivated to get stuck in. Hopefully this rona bollocks will fuck off soon and I can give it another go, but this time I'll hire a PT and do it properly.

Good to see you back on form dude! Always interesting seeing the sort of commitment it takes to do this, and how quickly it all turns to crud when you stop. Crack on, keep those updates coming 😎

Well, where to start? The controller sucks, the menu sucks, the party system sucks, the lack of optical out sucks, the amount of launch titles suck, it's far too big, and the people I play with suck. Am I missing anything? Ok for realsies then: The controller feels a bit chunky and very Xboxy but this is probably just a case of getting used to it. The menu system is a bit odd at first but like the controller, I'm sure it'll become second nature soon enough. God knows how much I'd be whinging if they didn't change it, I'd be all "new content everybody" on their asses so they're never gonna win regardless. The party system can get in the sea, what the fuck Sony were thinking with that is anyone's guess. There's only one USB port on the front of the console, the other is USB-C which may or many not be the future, I guess Sony was also stuck between a diddums and a hard place here because we're sort of in this weird twilight era of transition between those bullshit USB plugs that only ever go in on the third try, in the same orientation as the first, and USB-C, so they need to cater to everyone and that's a bitch. We'll make it work I'm sure. There's a USB on the back which is nice, so when I eventually have to plug in an external drive because Sony's removed the ability to use any drive you want I won't have any cables hanging out the front which I don't need. I suspect these external drives will be quadruple the price of the exact same drive without the Sony logo because Sony tax but I'll whinge about that one when we get to it. The lack of an optical out has irritated me no end and seems like such a stupid oversight. This means I can no longer adjust the balance between the chat or game sound which is a massive loss for me as it effectively kills the most used feature on my £250 headset. Thanks Sony. Ah but there's a solution y'see, buy an HDMI to Optical out adapter for £50 (fifty fucking quid! can buy the whole of Yorkshire a cup of tea for that!) and even then we don't know if the console will simply output all the sound over it or split it like the PS4 did and I've no intention of spunking £50 to find out it doesn't work. Maybe there'll be a workaround, we'll see. The silence of the console is fantastic but then those fans and fins are all squeaky new and dust free so we'll see how that evolves over time. The snappiness and responsiveness of the system as a whole is amazing. It reminds me of the first time I installed an SSD, the zippyness of it all is excellent. Also doing a software update in a matter of a couple of minutes rather than hours was fantastic and this seems to be reflected in the download speeds too which are considerably faster than the PS4. The Playstation Collection or whatever it's called, you know, that last-minute shit we're gonna get pwned by xbox's game pass so make something quick! thing is great and has some good games on it too. I hope this is just the beginning and not just a ploy to sucker people in. The playroom game is fantastic and a proper homage to the legacy of Playstation, if you haven't played it, get cracking. Overall I'm happy, certainly worth the money and most of the little niggles are things that I will get used to over time, however the optical port problem is inexcusable and will need a solution.