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Diddums

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  1. I always thought i was a pussy when it came to games like this, but Stretch made me buy it last night and then he turned off all the lights and whatnot, and I didn't think it was too bad tbh. Granted we were quite a few beers and a bottle of Jaegermeister in, but I just had another go, and didn't think it was that bad at all. Maybe my time playing DayZ has softened me, that game has made me shit myself a few times.
  2. Dunno about the ps4, but on pc's Battlelog you can select spectator, commander or soldier on the right.
  3. Diddums

    Hahaha

    Dick.
  4. Usual text rose, it's on the left.
  5. Another one: People that jump in your tank and then spray randomly into the distance, revealing your position. If I'm driving a tank and someone does that, I stop moving until they fuck off. Oh and this is probably a PC only one, but why the fuck does the game take half an hour to shut down? Click exit, and wait. and wait. and wait, ah, desktop. It's so bad that when swapping servers, I actually tab-out whilst the game shuts down so I can start looking for something else.
  6. The biggest annoyance for me in this game is the people who play it. Snipers being the first and most obvious. After that it's those bitches in aa guns in their spawn, mainly on Lancang. On Zavod I occasionally come across a player who grabs that missile launcher thing and fucks off into their spawn with it. Then there are the repair bitches in the scout helis, and those idiots who again will happily watch their team lose the game from the cockpit of whatever it is they're flying. The maps should be 100% accessible, none of this no-go zone bullshit, and players should have x amount of time completely invincible, x being a dynamic number which changes based on how the game is going and if that team is getting spawntrapped or not. Server admins need to clamp down on loser snipers too. Kick them if they're not playing the game.
  7. Diddums

    Hahaha

    I love playing recon, and I'm good at it. It frustrates me even more to see these idiots losing the game for their team as I get judged by the same standards, despite being on a flag or defending one all the time.
  8. Diddums

    Hahaha

    So on Rogue Transmission there is that radar thing which floats above the dish. We were losing, and naturally half our team were sitting on that thing sniping like little bitches. Now on that thing there's one point which is decent cover, so that's where these morons had put their spawn beacon. You can see that point here, it's the little black area on the white dome: Naturally, me being me, I first try and swap teams to shoot these fuckers, but apparently you can't swap teams any more. Swap squads into theirs (literally 4 players on that thing) and spawn at their beacon. Troll mode engaged. First I get the same dude killed 4 times, and he still doesn't say a word, he just continues his little camping party. Then whilst chasing him around the dome, I sussed out that if I stood in a particular spot, I could lock these guys in and they couldn't move. Woop woop, first three I've got there for about three minutes, them just jumping around like the idiots they were, when eventually the fourth guy pegged. He spawns at the beacon, now I've got my whole team trapped. Of course number 4 was an admin so he punted me from his server Ah well, t'was fun. Fraps is loaded now.
  9. Played it a bit at Eurogamer, didn't tickle my fancy.
  10. Dunno what mine is, but I got over a km on BF3, on... Capsian Border? The one with the massive tower. Shot a tower camper in the head from the airstrip.
  11. Not only that, but the imagination is a wonderful thing. I'd much rather tell a story and let people's imaginations fill in the gaps than show them a photo, which will detract from the story. If you're sharing a positive experience, the human imagination will always resort the the most positive image it can think of. For many people, this is the exact situation that would be as positive as possible in their eyes. This situation would be different for different people, which is why i like to leave the imagination to do its thing when telling a story. The imagination is a magical thing, and photos and videos are killing it.
  12. This thread is awesome!
  13. Gary if you don't pick an avatar, I'll pick one for you. I hope you like pink tricycles.
  14. How the fuck did this guy get 66k subs? His intro is the same as a short clip, it has awful music, and when the commentary starts, he's pausing after every sentence. Unbelievable.
  15. Diddums

    Titanfall

    More polished = "completely fucked". Polish happens in updates. Completely fucked happens in initial release.
  16. Meh. Can't be arsed with all that shit either. Just like Facebook and all of that. If I want to throw a sheep at someone I'll drive to Wales, grab one there and whallop Euan with it.
  17. No worries Steve, different generations I spose
  18. Nope. He's been nominated for wolf though. I honestly hope he gets it, he delivered a truly outstanding performance.
  19. Nope. You're wrong to feel guilty Bart. Alex is home safe and sound. Rather that than being potentially uncomfortable or even scared with family who don't seem to understand or give a shit, right? You done good broski.
  20. Nope. I know who she forwarded the email on to though, I have faith in that lady.
  21. Have you seen the first one Dave? It's brilliant.
  22. You need to watch The Wolf of Wall Street. That film changed my views of him completely.
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