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I got the job!

I've had an internship as a writer for an MMA news website the last two months. I'm proud of myself for not giving up doing something I'm not really interested in. I will probably have a job there soon (will ask them this week), they really like my style of writing.

If it was only teams from the EPL that were in breach you could bet that Platini would be going balls out to dish out the heaviest penalty. Seeing as PSG are in breach also he'll not be wanting to upset the French!

The pencil is more intelligent than Dylan!!!

Just to put into perspective; that circuit board is more intelligent than Dylan.

Nice!

I can't stop thinking "Skynet" when reading stuff like this... "Stanford scientists have developed faster, more energy-efficient microchips based on the human brain – 9,000 times faster and using significantly less power than a typical PC. This offers greater possibilities for advances in robotics and a new way of understanding the brain. For instance, a chip as fast and efficient as the human brain could drive prosthetic limbs with the speed and complexity of our own actions." Read more: http://neurosciencenews.com/neurochip-computational-neuroscience-robotics-993/

Would love to have a FG ps4 server, but the games seriously pissing me off at this point and I'm getting tired of it in general.

I'm gonna need the sign-in info for the vid I'm gonna upload in a bit. I'd ask Cal, but I don't know if he's the owner, not sure. Help, friends. I'll make you feel good. With compliments, ya f*ckin' perv.

The interrogation scene from The Usual Suspects is also good - they never got an actual usable take so they had to use an outtake instead but it works and it works very well indeed!

yeah i was just joshin' -- the way i read it at first made for a funny image in my head, lol. like, Doc kinda reluctantly instructing another officer to pop a cap in the knee of an apprehended carjacker. #streetjustice

yea, cause thats what that game needs.....

Well this week we found out what's to happen with all the team who have broken the FFP rules, what do you guys think should happen? I think they should stick by what they originally said and ban them from European competition, City weren't even close to the mark they're meant to be under. I know that shocks you, me being a utd fan n all but i just don't see the point in these rules if the punishments don't follow. We should know by Friday http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27198306

What an absolute load of shite! The Daily Star with another class headline!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEQDTCwNR4U#t=699 http://mp1st.com/2014/04/28/new-destiny-screens/#.U161MPldV8E

. . . harsh, but fair.

Battlefield 2 Complete Collection on Steam at £3.74 (better than BF4 )

Nope! Not after this!

I just saw this on Reddit. Freaking awesome.

Funny story that. A few years ago I'm given an entire building to look after. It's huge, 5 stories tall and it's right behind Selfridges on Oxford Street, so a fairly high profile building. The former engineer made a mess of loads of things there and generally created a very hostile tension between us and the client. He was punted off of site and I was sent in as the clean up crew. So I get cracking, after about two weeks things are looking good, I've got the emergency lights working, the legionella count is dropping, etc etc. Much commendations, many praise, etc etc. Then one day the power goes out. Entire building, all dead. The building manager comes to me in a huff and all hell breaks loose. Eventually I suss it out and it's down to EDF doing some maintenance on a transformer and blowing a phase. Eventually it's all reset and we're back to normal, but everyone's blaming me. So I get behind my PC and start writing out an email with all the details, explanations, etc etc. I look over it about a hundred times and it looks good (I can't stress how important this email was). Outlook only fucking changed my surname to "Knobbed". My boss saw the humour but I was never seen on that site again.

Its funny on some of the forums. People who constantly bitch about the lack of intrinsic value in fiat currency and preach a return to the gold standard also tend to be the strongest proponents of bitcoin. The irony is thick.

He'll be Scottish and ginger, homeless is the least of his worries.