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  1. Chookes
    Thought she was older. Sad news, RIP.
  2. Chookes
    Anytime I bet on arsenal, they get their assholes ripped open.
  3. Chookes
    The Nou Camp is bloody impressive.
  4. Chookes
    Whiskys pansy? You're clueless ya racist.
  5. Chookes
    In my defence, last time he phoned me I already had my cock out. He hasn't Face Timed me since .
  6. Chookes
    I didn't think it through. I'm not well today.
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    Dude, my eyes were set on the middle of the bowl. Unfortunately, I laughed, vibrated and I don't think a single drop found it's way in to the toilet. It was a good thing I was bare foot otherwise my socks would have got wet.
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    I enjoy a Tom Collins. Great cocktail, very refreshing. Whisky Sour is a joke. If you're calling it "whisky" sour then you're referring to the Scottish whisky. These should not be enjoyed in a cocktail. They are enjoyed with either water (not my taste), ice (my taste) or straight (if there isn't any ice). Just finished a bottle of the following recently: I had to google Old Fashioned. Whisky based cocktails should be forbidden. Bourbon on the other hand tastes much better in a cocktail.
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    I can do it perfectly well when Diddums isn't on the phone. He made me laugh and I vibrated and it just went everywhere. I don't believe it's my fault. Diddums' owes me tile cleaner.
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    yeah well the c*nt made me pee on my wall this time.
  12. Chookes
    I liked that movie. I hate that fucking drink.
  13. Chookes
    Seriously? They taste like shit. Milk is for cereal, not for cocktails. Plus it's racist. It was bought for me 5 times tonight. I finished one I think. Wish I hadn't. What's wrong with a sex on the beach. Everyone else is weird.
  14. Chookes

    Hey!

    Chookes replied to Sven Campe's topic in Introductions

    Welcome man.
  15. Chookes
    Thanks for the link, Moses.
  16. Chookes
    What the hell you wearing on your feet Chris? The picture is a little blurry so it may be that but it looks like you've mugged a biblical character and stolen his camel skin loafers.
  17. Chookes
    Not the best Where's Wally attempt but I found Diddums. What do I win?
  18. Chookes
    Me too . I thought it was a drunken post I forgot about.
  19. Chookes
    Rich is a woman. He cries from mildly spiced chicken. Playing a man's game isn't for him. If you're going for a pyjama party afterward, to paint your nails and talk about boys then he'll join you for that.
  20. Chookes
    Buckfast > Earl Grey. That'll hurt your feelings, you bunch of stereotypical bastards.
  21. Chookes
    Real to win the Champs League.
  22. Chookes
    Disagree about Valencia's challenge being a red card. Yellow at most. The Schweinsteiger red card was a joke. I don't think either of his tackles were close to a yellow. Yellow cards get thrown around far too easily. Fellaini is so poor. Kagawa is a far superior football. Agree about Buttner, played well.
  23. Chookes
    Welbeck played well, made a mess of his 1 on 1. His disallowed goal was NEVER a high boot. Goal should have stood.
  24. Chookes
    What a header by Vidic. Man Utd playing well. Atletico beating Barcelona.
  25. Chookes
    Giggs is just a passenger.
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