Chookes

I'm not able to provide that.

Just fell over.

I got the train home. I stayed awake on it. I'm a good boy.

You're a vagina.

Apparently I can't tell the difference between male and female toilets. Should have guessed by the lack of piss on the seat. Seriously why did the woman have to make a fuss? Simple mistake. Get the fuck on with your life. I didn't see your vagina. Everyone is so offended these days.

Fuck my phones auto correct, Rene Gaillard .

I use YouTube for fail videos and Renewable Gaillard.

Yes, it's a huge amount but I think they ended up getting a huge amount of viewers. They doubled last year's viewers. I missed the OpTic/Complexity game but apparently it could have gone either way. And considering how poor OpTic have played against them in the past year, they did well. They lost the first DOM on Octane, not by much. They started poorly on both sides and ended well. The SnD was superb. A bit of controversy where the game disconnected with Complexity in a 3v1 vs Scump but the game finished 6-5. OpTic were leading 5-3 but lost the next two and in the final round they rushed Complexity, their best play all week. They then went on to beat Complexity 8-7 in Blitz (Complexity are the best Blitz team in the game) and took an 18 point lead in Sovereign DOM. I don't know if they bottled the second half but Complexity hammered them, and then hammered them more in the final SnD, 6-0. OpTic then took on EnvyUs in the loser's final. They won the first DOM and Envy took the SnD. The Blitz games were incredible. I'm not sure if it was a choke but Optic should have won both Blitz's. They were up in both but ended up losing a couple of key gun fights. The first one ended 6-6, the second ended 6-5 in Envy's favour. I missed it but theykeep talking about Scump's failed knife. Apparently he knifed someone on the defence Blitz cap but the knife didn't do anything. If he got the knife, Optic would have won (I think it was in the first game). Nameless was incredible, MVP for the tournament. He pretty much won it for them. Every game he turned up. The final was just boring. Rambo was 0-10 at one point in the first DOM, not good enough. Complexity took it pretty convincingly, 3-0. It was a really good Championships. The streams were pretty hit and miss, I had to keep refreshing which meant I had to keep watching the same ads over and over again. At one point, I got the same ad 4 times in a row. Ghosts is an OK game but, for Competitive, it's miles behind Black Ops 2. Blitz and Dom can be good but they're not the same as Hardpoint/CTF. Shame Treyarch aren't making the next COD because 2015 for COD eSports would have been incredible.

The one with Greeeend is the best.

Yeah you have it right now. The OpTic game kicks off at 6pm. Then you have Faze vs sB and EnvyUs vs T1 Dotters. Prize Money: 1st $400,000 2nd $200,000 3rd $120,000 4th $100,000 5th $70,000 6th $50,000 7th $35,000 8th $25,000

Match is around half 4 apparently. That's not how the ladder works Stretch. It's double elimination, with the winner's bracket for those who haven't lost, and the loser's bracket for those that have lost ONCE! You have to lose two games to go out. If Complexity defeat OpTic (hopefully it's the other way round) then OpTic would drop in to the loser's bracket. They would then play whoever comes out on top of FaZe/sB/Envy/T1. The winner of that would go on to play Complexity in the Grand Final. Complexity would then have to beat the loser's team by one series to win, for the loser's to win then they'd need to beat Complexity over two series (basically beat them twice).

So we're down to the final day of a fantastic COD Champship. I was updating the shoutbox (alot, sorry if you were interested) but I thought I'd give a quick run-down of whose left and how they got here. The winner's bracket final has been confirmed, it's OpTic vs Complexity. They play at around half GMT in a best of 11, I think. Complexity had a pretty easy road getting there. FaZe was the only top team they've played against and they beat them 3-1. OpTic, on the other hand, had the toughest draw after only finishing second to Epsilon in their pool. First, they 3-0 tK (a T2 team) and then they beat Strictly Business 3-2, who was the US Regionals and came in here as number 1 seeds (although Complexity are the best team). I said before the OpTic/SB game that the winner of that will play Complexity in the winner's final, as the semi-final game was not against a top team. OpTic played T1, an Aussie team, and they couldn't cope in respawn game modes, with OpTic coming out and winning 3-1. In the loser's bracket semis, Envy take on T1, Faze take on sB. I expect Envy and sB to go through in those games, and sB to go through and meet the loser of OpTic/Complexity. You can see some of the vids here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCcvfG1CSFo-e2FZkv5o9gAA

Should have got MW2.

Hardcore BO2 was some of the best fun I had. Pistol Nuclear for the win. Black Ops 2 is still active, Stretch still plays League Play.

Probably the most frustrating COD I've played. I can't play regular playlists in this game. I do enjoy Clan v Clan but that's about it. I still love playing COD but I struggle to get on to play this version. If I still had my PS3 I'd have gone to Black Ops 2.

3-1. Juan Mata's first goal for United.

Shit banner. 2-1. Ref made a good decision giving a yellow there and not red.

This will deter online piracy. Good job.

I suppose it depends on what you're coding, like Cyber mentions. A lot of the programming principles/basics don't require a masters in maths. Basic math will get you through the majority, if not all, basic programming examples. My recommendation is to use codeacademy and just start working through examples. See how you get on, share what you've learned here and ask questions. If you find something you struggle with, someone here can help explain. You seem keen to learn so go in with an open mind with it, knowing you have support here, and forget about what level your maths is currently at.

Stretch on urban dictionary means anal.

Euan for chief admin.

Site issue, Diddums has maintenance to do.

I twigged because I'm smart.

Man Utd winning Sebba. Rooney just scored a cracker from 40+ yards.

I didn't bet on Arsenal this time so I'm enjoying the hammering a lot more than the Liverpool one .