Will.i.am - can't write music for shit and auto-tuned to buggery
One Direction - bollocks mainstream crap
Miley Cyrus - only famous for being a whore. Her music videos sell more on iTunes than the songs themselves
Kanye West - rejuvenated career thanks to wedding the fat Kardashian. His music is still shit and will always be shit
Jay-Z - only famous because of his wife and shes only famous because of her fat arse
Beyonce - fat arse fame
Cheryl Cole - the least talented in Girls Aloud but the most famous WTF is that all about? Oh and she's a racist thug
Avicii - one song and people think the guy is amazing when there is better amateur music online
Madonna - should have retired 40 years ago
DJ Fresh - some excellent music at first but now it's unbearable and he's working with has-beens looking to get back on the circuit the easy way
Dizee Rascal - can't sing for shit. He grew up in a tough area but that doesn't make his music any more tolerable.
Pitbull - this guy can't even talk properly let alone sing for fuck sake
Justin Bieber - don't get me started; i'll be here all day and night and possibly tomorrow through lunch
Pharrell Williams - twat
Robin Thicke - prick
Emeli Sande - stupid name. stupid music. stupid cow
David Guetta - steals everyone elses music and then passes it off as his own brand of garbage. Tosser
Nicki Minaj - a butt-job doesn't make your voice any bigger or better. Auto-tuned shite
LMFAO - you're not famous anymore and how the fuck were you in the first place?
Ms Dynamite - utter shite
Britney Spears - go away and focus on family matters before trying to recoup your court debts by plying us with horrible 'music'
Jessi J - it's guff like this that makes me ashamed to be British
Pink - gross/yuck
Maroon 5 - your voice is unbearable and your music is equally torturous
Lilly Allen - pls kmn
Chris Brown - wifebeater
Jennifer Lopez - can't sing, can't act so here begs the question; what is the point for Jlo?
Ke$ha - you know your fucked if online parodies are more popular than your songs