Diddums

That's a Raze Nostromo in case anyone's wondering. I have one too, presumably for the same reason Bart has / had his - for loads of spells in WoW. never thought of using it for BF4, might hafta give it a gozer. Thanks for reminding me you filthy old man.

I'm getting so hooked to this game it's fucking unreal. I was completely AFK until Stretch came round and wanted a go on the PC, turns out that loads of the issues are fixxored (still loads active, but we're slowly approaching Beta status). I have two modes of playing this game: Absolutely fucking awful. Mediocre ("God mode" in Diddums terms). Yesterday I was playing all the DLC maps only, as an engineer (holy shit I love the new maps, except for the one with the cave thing in the middle, which is the most beautiful but whatevs). I was seriously tearing it up. I was getting so much rage from repair bitches it was awesome. Silk Road, the usual scout chopper layin' down the law y0 with his repair bitches keeping him afloat, I was killing this dude over and over until they decided to come after me with a tank. A small tip, on the ledge close to the centre compound, there's a battle drop rocket launcher. This puppy shoots three rockets at once. In layman's terms, it will take out anything in one shot, provided they don't flare. use a regular rocket to force flares, grab that puppy, and blow the shit out of the repairbitches. Triple kill guaranteed. On the mountain one (the one with the boats n shit, can't remember the name) I came across another trio of repairbitches so I tried stingering™ them over and over, but there's quite a bit of cover on this map so they simply fucked off and repaired. I tried about ten times to nab these fuckers but they kept pussying out. I then grabbed my RPG and came up close whilst they had half our team cowering and shot them down in one shot. Good sports too, I got a "good shot!" from two of them, and the third said he loves seeing engis use RPGs instead of Stingers (I wasn't going to tell them I tried for like 20 mins prior to that to stinger them, if someone gives you a compliment, fuckin' rock that shit br0). I also took out about 20 tanks and stuff over the course of the night, those SLAMs are a real killer. Also, if you're engi and you enjoy shooting vehicles, make sure you grab the right perk upgrade thingy and join a full squad. If you get upgraded, you get double rockets. I also only join squads with an ammo guy who actually drops ammo boxes (seriously rest of BF4, how fucking hard is it?) and follow him like a scavenger picking up all his scraps. I absolutely pwned last night, topping the leaderboards a few times. Prior to this, I was just trying to hold flags and get kills, but last night I rocked the engineer for the first time properly and decided to ditch flags, and try being more tactical. I had SLAMs covering access points to flags we were holding, I was shooting down choppers left, right & center, and just generally trying to be the biggest pain in the enemy's ass I could be, which quite often made me the high value target. Also, taking out Pussy Ass Recons with an RPG and watching their little fits of Pussy Assed Rage unfold is oh-so-satisfying. Good times. Fuck working. Someone buy me a lottery ticket.

Don't you have bf4 on pc? Stretch had a go on my pc when he was here over the weekend, he'll give you an idea.

The shorty. What a load of dross. It's a shotgun for fuck sakes, it's meant to pack a punch, not throw a handful of popcorn at my enemies. Second is that Rex thing. It does decent damage, but it seems that every time you pull the trigger, a little man runs away to go find the bullet so you can shoot again. Miss = dead.

393m for me. Gonna try top it. //I love that Pussy Assed Recon stuck

I always thought i was a pussy when it came to games like this, but Stretch made me buy it last night and then he turned off all the lights and whatnot, and I didn't think it was too bad tbh. Granted we were quite a few beers and a bottle of Jaegermeister in, but I just had another go, and didn't think it was that bad at all. Maybe my time playing DayZ has softened me, that game has made me shit myself a few times.

Dunno about the ps4, but on pc's Battlelog you can select spectator, commander or soldier on the right.

Dick.

Usual text rose, it's on the left.

Another one: People that jump in your tank and then spray randomly into the distance, revealing your position. If I'm driving a tank and someone does that, I stop moving until they fuck off. Oh and this is probably a PC only one, but why the fuck does the game take half an hour to shut down? Click exit, and wait. and wait. and wait, ah, desktop. It's so bad that when swapping servers, I actually tab-out whilst the game shuts down so I can start looking for something else.

The biggest annoyance for me in this game is the people who play it. Snipers being the first and most obvious. After that it's those bitches in aa guns in their spawn, mainly on Lancang. On Zavod I occasionally come across a player who grabs that missile launcher thing and fucks off into their spawn with it. Then there are the repair bitches in the scout helis, and those idiots who again will happily watch their team lose the game from the cockpit of whatever it is they're flying. The maps should be 100% accessible, none of this no-go zone bullshit, and players should have x amount of time completely invincible, x being a dynamic number which changes based on how the game is going and if that team is getting spawntrapped or not. Server admins need to clamp down on loser snipers too. Kick them if they're not playing the game.

I love playing recon, and I'm good at it. It frustrates me even more to see these idiots losing the game for their team as I get judged by the same standards, despite being on a flag or defending one all the time.

So on Rogue Transmission there is that radar thing which floats above the dish. We were losing, and naturally half our team were sitting on that thing sniping like little bitches. Now on that thing there's one point which is decent cover, so that's where these morons had put their spawn beacon. You can see that point here, it's the little black area on the white dome: Naturally, me being me, I first try and swap teams to shoot these fuckers, but apparently you can't swap teams any more. Swap squads into theirs (literally 4 players on that thing) and spawn at their beacon. Troll mode engaged. First I get the same dude killed 4 times, and he still doesn't say a word, he just continues his little camping party. Then whilst chasing him around the dome, I sussed out that if I stood in a particular spot, I could lock these guys in and they couldn't move. Woop woop, first three I've got there for about three minutes, them just jumping around like the idiots they were, when eventually the fourth guy pegged. He spawns at the beacon, now I've got my whole team trapped. Of course number 4 was an admin so he punted me from his server Ah well, t'was fun. Fraps is loaded now.

Played it a bit at Eurogamer, didn't tickle my fancy.

Dunno what mine is, but I got over a km on BF3, on... Capsian Border? The one with the massive tower. Shot a tower camper in the head from the airstrip.

Not only that, but the imagination is a wonderful thing. I'd much rather tell a story and let people's imaginations fill in the gaps than show them a photo, which will detract from the story. If you're sharing a positive experience, the human imagination will always resort the the most positive image it can think of. For many people, this is the exact situation that would be as positive as possible in their eyes. This situation would be different for different people, which is why i like to leave the imagination to do its thing when telling a story. The imagination is a magical thing, and photos and videos are killing it.

This thread is awesome!

Gary if you don't pick an avatar, I'll pick one for you. I hope you like pink tricycles.

How the fuck did this guy get 66k subs? His intro is the same as a short clip, it has awful music, and when the commentary starts, he's pausing after every sentence. Unbelievable.

More polished = "completely fucked". Polish happens in updates. Completely fucked happens in initial release.

Meh. Can't be arsed with all that shit either. Just like Facebook and all of that. If I want to throw a sheep at someone I'll drive to Wales, grab one there and whallop Euan with it.

No worries Steve, different generations I spose

Nope. He's been nominated for wolf though. I honestly hope he gets it, he delivered a truly outstanding performance.

Nope. You're wrong to feel guilty Bart. Alex is home safe and sound. Rather that than being potentially uncomfortable or even scared with family who don't seem to understand or give a shit, right? You done good broski.

Nope. I know who she forwarded the email on to though, I have faith in that lady.