Why the blithering fuck does this game take so goddamn long to register anything? Once I've killed someone, why does it take the game long enough to let them kill me as well before actually killing them and crediting me with the kill?
Why, when I've been using a shotgun all fucking day do you think it's fine to spawn me in with my primary? And no, not after I died with a heavy either, or without special ammo. Full special ammo, get killed, respawn, got a fucking auto rifle in my hand. Have you got any idea what a daft cunt I look like trying to get in someone's face to blast them, only to fire one or two auto rifle shots and then get killed?
Why do we have to search for special ammo? Why not just spawn with it?
Why is there no game mode without all the special / shoulder charge / super / other bullshit?
Why, when in a random group, do I always get the team full of idiots, and why is the enemy team always full of little bitches?
Why do snipers get an easy bounty of 15 headshots but us shotgun users have to get 10 buckshot bruiser medals, which is approx. 15.239x harder to get than a pussy ass headshot?
Why the fuck does Thorn have this goddamn fucking stupid Void kills part, if Thorn doesn't have anything to do with Void?
And last but not least, WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY THIS RUBBISH SHOTGUN?
I'll continue this excruciating load of shit later when others are on, as rolling with randoms is less pleasant than brushing my teeth with barb wire.