Diddums

I want gally and vex. Thats all really, I'm easily satisfied

Diddums' shotgun is getting sharded in favour of the 331 Vanguard unit as it simply doesn't hit hard enough in IB. It's a sad day as it's been my face masher since the day I got it many months ago but it'll alwaus have a place in my heart. Goodbye sweet prince, my Comedian.

Great idea Bob A few things to add: Make sure you have the tempered buff on. It's easy to forget as I did this morning. As Bob says, costs one mote from the vendor chap. Don't be afraid to cap flags. Each cap is 75 points for your team per person. Don't watch others cap flags and think "cool, he's got it" because you not standing there with him is costing your team 75 points. Heavy ammo: Don't be that guy who just grabs it as soon as it spawns. Once that chest is open, it despawns after a few seconds so if possible, wait for a team mate or two to join you so that they also get some. Nothing fucks me off more than some twat grabbing the ammo for himself, especially when it's safe to wait a few seconds and it's obvious his team mates are on their way. DO NOT BE THAT GUY!!!! If you are fortunate enough to have a Vex Mythoclast, use it. It's stupidly OP and the only gun which consistently kills me whilst I'm hosing someone in the face with an LMG. Rockets are great but an LMG can net you 10+ kills if you're patient and good with it. Blade dancers are invincible, don't bother. Crucible is great fun but sadly the biggest let down is stupid team mates. A little consideration for your team is often the difference between winning and losing.

I've decided to have a proper go this time around. First time ever too. First game was terrible, then Dave hopped in and I went ham, absolutely hammered them. Shoulder charging is so much fun, the only way to survive a good battering is to be blade dancing or sunsinger. Blade dancing is so fucking OP it's nuts, I don't mind the damage output as such but the fact that they are invincible just pisses me off no end. Four shotgun shells to the face and they just carry on. Even a shoulder charge won't take them down. Anyway, I need to upgrade my comedian a bit more. It's great in the crucible but in Iron Banner it's very obvious that it's missing a few damage upgrades. Great fun though, I hope you guys jump in!

Yeah, I was blinding the fuck out of her with my flashbangs.

They're pretty much all I use in pvp. Something very satisfying about blowing someone's face off at close range. I usually use the Comedian (I've got one which isn't full auto but has extra range instead) which is a beast. Had a go with Found Verdict yesterday, seemed decent too. I'll definitely go for this new one, I like the perks.

Nothing. It was Ice Breaker for a while but now I've got three of them. Gallarhorn is next, but it's not too urgent given that I've got Truth. Oh wait, light 36 boots would be good, and a ton of upgrade materials.

Fuck me. I lasted 5 seconds in that video, no joke. I should start doing vids, keep the info but lose that god damn fucking irritating voice / laugh. I'll be on during the day tomorrow, need to get this done on two characters and I need this Iron Banner too. First IB I'll be participatin in. I'll grab me shotguns

Oh hello , welcome aboard mate Add me if you haven't already, my PSN is next to my name and we can get some raids on!

Ah relax man, no harm done. People are looking in to this way more than is necessary, let the guy enjoy himself too

OMG. SRS? OMG. WOOOOOOOOO. maek meh happeh k.

Hell yeah Alex can join, any time bro, no need to even ask that shit. He's always welcome as are any other folks' family members. I don't really care which we use tbh, let#s just rock on!

I don't mind others joining tbh, as long as they donate troops and are polite. I also think we should be hitting the button on wars more often. Not even use the war clan, just hit the button and see what happens. If we win, we win. If we don't, nothing lost. Also, I'm a bit needy at the moment because I'm trying to get my walls up to scratch a bit, but if you're saving up or just need elixir for whatever else then don't worry about it. My L6 Giants will be ready in 13h so I can finally start contributing something that can help sway a fight, so that's what I'll be popping in castles for a while. If you don't want giants, please let me know.

This game is fucking fantastic. "Hunter by day, prey by night" couldn't be more fitting. It took a little while for it to get going, but once it does, there are some proper WTF moments. The parkour is excellent, better even than Mirror's Edge, and that's the daddy of parkour games. The combat is oh so satisfying, I think last time I got a kick out of mashing someone's head into a wall of spikes was in the good ol' days of Mortal Kombat. The amount of ways to kill zeds is endless, and I find myself running out of imagnation before I run out of ways to kill them. At night the real baddies come out, zeds that will make you shit yourself and run. God help you if you don't run. I like that the emphasis is really on melee weapons. Yes there are guns in the game but not only is ammo rarer than hen's teeth, you get seriously penalised for using them - they attract more badass zombies. Noise has a huge role in this game. Not overbearing, but it does make you think for a second before doing things which is brilliant. The story and characters are exactly what you'd expect from this game - cheesy and using every single cliche in the book. The story is quite frankly shockingly bad, although I only clicked after reading other reviews. Whilst playing, I'm simply having too much fun mashing zeds into walls and kicking them off high rises to even notice. My only complaint so far is that it is pretty poorly omtimized. My PC stutters a bit now and then, it's no game breaker but it always seems to happen at the worst possible moments. That said, it would appear that they're addressing this. Here's today's update (for PC):

Got my ps4 with me tonight. Gonna play alllllll night.

I'm open to anything really. My favourite was Tekkit by far, loved the pipes and machines and stuff, but apparently there's nothing like it so I'll roll with whatever. Played a wee bit last night since forever, was quite fun tbh. Just need a server.

D3.

Fucking MAY? I'm already bored of this game, now I have to wait another FOUR months for two missions, one raid and four guns? Fuck you Bungie. Seriously, fuck you.

Ah balls, that's some fucked up time zone. Would've loved to participate, I'd decimate them with my Comedian. Dammit.

Jimmy, get me my shotgun and a six pack.

Play Destiny dammit. Football is for plebs.

Fuck me, you're still alive?

Mkv is better but sadly not as widely recognised as it should be, although it's almost there. The only device I own now which can't play MKV is my 360. You were as helpful as always man, I felt bad nagging you 'cos you were at work. The guide I asked you about was once complete, then the OP decided to modify it for other software apps and stuff and apparently lost interest half way through. Naturally I only twigged this after about two hours of "what the fuck is he talking about?" And "I dont have that fucking tab / button / checkbox / setting". Might be on for the Nightfall this evening, but I really want to get this damn server working first.

Start making sure you download stuff in either avi or mp4 format, anything can read those, includong the last gen consoles. Don't you still have your 360? Simply copy onto usb, plug into console, go to apps, system video player, play. I used mine in the bedroom for ages before I got this new telly. For the price of a spindle of discs you can pick up a super speedy 16gb USB3.0 drive. You'll never look back. Anyways, Jason, we were talking about you. You weren't supposed to click though I spent a good few hours with this last night and got nowhere. The downloading sites that this service uses have all cottoned on so they've either made their services invite only or pay monthly. i paid someone and got an invite ($20) but I cant get that to work. May have been an alcohol induced user error though, dunno. I started again this morning and made much more progress. On a side note, I'm used to about 30-35mbps internet, but with my new homeplugs that jumped to 75ish last night. The morning I paid for a VPN ($40 a year) and it's sitting pretty at over 100mbps. My new router arrives this week too, I'm estimating a max of between 120 and 135mbps when I'm done, which is mental. I'll carry on later. Really enjoying having a project to sink my teeth in to.

Discs? Are you in the 90s Tommy? Grab yourself some USB sticks, all consoles can read them, and most tellies can too