I bought Australia Simulator: ERRYTHANG GON' KILL YA tonight. Played about 30 mins before realising I haven't got even the tiniest clue what I'm doing, so retreated to the bath tub to find out some informations.
So far:
I was attacked by a massive crocodile thing but the bitch couldn't climb rocks so ha! Should've stayed a tadpole.
I learned that there is very little gravity in Australia.
I found two small lizard things getting giggity. At first I thought it was a bug but then I saw a heart above their heads so hopefully they have a long life together and it's not a one off which will lead to a life of pain and loneliness for their offspring.
I battered the fuck out of a dino with my bare hands. It was a dodo but fuck it, I'm taking it.
I punched a Bronchosaurus. Dude flipped the script on me and started freaking out. Luckily someone built a lil' hut nearby which provided cover. I survived. Diddums 1, bronco 0.
Time to find out what the fuck I'm doing. Will report back at some point.