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Was a nice morning weather wise so took a break from building rods to go hit a local creek and pond with two good friends this morning.

^ An anti self-raping torture device for your child. But Jesus told me he put it there so I could play with it!? (Jesus didn't tell me shit but I find if you say he did retards will believe what ever you tell them.)

Use this to list any items you want to trade or are looking for.

Status chance is how often your elemental mods will kick in, eg if your standard orthos has an electricity mod equipped, you have a 15% chance of electrocuting the enemy. The higher the status the more often you will be hitting enemy's with the elemental damage mods.

It would be awesome if the timezone wasn`t a bitch.

My brother did that. He joined the dark brotherhood, had his sneak and pickpocket up so high he stole Astrid's Blade of Woe and then when he finished the brotherhoods quest he got another one so he ended up having duel Blade of Woe daggers. He also leveled up his Illusion so he could be invisible a lot of the time. I was jelly with how sneaky he was.

That's fucking Dylan.

That's how I have my bow (Cernos) set up. Serration (+60% damage), a mod that adds a percentage of impact damage since that's what the Cernos primarily deals, then about 70% crit chance and I forget how much crit damage. It'll do 1000+ damage with a critical headshot.

Paging Giorgio Tsoukalos! ALIENS!

....fuck the battery life out of your ipad? Well now you can! (Comes with the greatest advert ever made!) Many of us have become inseparable from our smartphones and tablets, but if you're looking to take the relationship to the next step and actually 'f*ck your iPad', sex toy brand Fleshlight has now made this possible for some reason. The company this week launches Fleshlight Launchpad, which allows users of their flashlight-shaped, vagina-like toy to plug it into the back of an iPad in order to 'fully immerse themselves' in whatever they're watching. The gadget "enables the user to enjoy the full Fleshlight experience while enjoying content or communicating live with a friend via applications like Facetime or Skype," makers Interactive Life Forms claim, with its trailer showing a man making use of one while video-chatting with his girlfriend. Any partner's first reaction to this would surely be 'why the hell are you f*cking your iPad?' though, so the attachment is presumably aimed at men without a significant other. Though the whole thing may seem like a parody, the Launchpad is genuinely available now for £20. http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/have-sex-with-your-ipad-thanks-to-the-new-sex-toy-noone-asked-for-9568074.html I've no idea where this thread should go?

Some of these are duplicates some not, anything I list i would trade... Primary parts: Boltor prime stock Burston prime barrel x2 Latron prime receiver Paris prime lower limb x3 Paris prime upper limb Reaper prime blueprint Secondary parts: Lex prime barrel Sicarus prime blueprint x2 Melee parts: Dakra prime blade Dakar prime handle Fang prime blade x2 Warframe parts: Mag prime blueprint x2 Mods: rare only... Ice storm (pistol) Streamline Stalking fan scythe stance Seismic palm sparring stance Iron Phoenix single sword stance Firestorm (ignis and ogris) That's all for now... Let me know if anyone needs anything...

I'll be around. Getting into the shoot myself holiday at the drive thru.

Finally got it the other day. You can really tell a difference with it.

Done

I can. I actually can be on every night this week but Tuesday

Just bought 3. And an iPad.

Just laughed my ass off at work and all that's on my screen is that man!

That's strange because I've always considered myself to be his #1 fan I'm not gay but I do find him strangely attractive

Forma added 12 hours from now room will be ready...

omg there's no way you posted this! This dudes a legend!! Me and my mate literally watched every single video he's done, i'd like to consider my his #1 fan

Serration should pretty much be the first mod you out on a rifle, mines at 90% now! you really tell the difference... It goes all the way up to 160% I believe! will cost alot of credits to get it to max rank though...

I'm going to start a trading thread when I can actually sit down on a computer. It's a pita on the phone.

As someone who uses the MAG Warframe, I'd loooove to get my hands on a Rage Mod! That would be sick. Bodies flying everywhere!

I will tonight when I get home if no one had by then

I usually go with a mage in TES games, but in Skyrim I went with an assassin archer type. A lot of fun. The bow is OP as you get your archer skills up.

I built an Oracle, which is required for the labs. It will be done in 24 hours. Also started another cross connector; it just needs a forma. I've chipped in several recently so if somebody has one they'd like to donate I'd appreciate it!

I think you also want to think about which companions (if any) you are going to want to spend time to determine the character. Lydia for example is pretty useless if you want to be stealth and sneak up on people. I played elves with the bow and max archery and smiting I played orc with armor and double handed weapons. I had the dragon armor I played wood elf with sneak and destruction magic You can max sneak and archery and destruction magic by going in Draugr dungeons and sneak up on the ones that are sleeping and kill them. That counts as a sneak attack and allows you to level those skills up quickly. The were all a lot of fun.

5+yrs

I have one tip that helped me out. It's probably obvious to many but I wasn't doing it. Also, I have come across a BOOBS edition of this game. Am I allowed to link it? Fuck it, sorry Dave... http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/boobs-edition-21/

No, you're here to reduce the world's productivity you twit.

A sneaky archer sounds fun! I want to try and play tonight. It's just the hardest part is me figuring out what I want to be.

Great! You are very welcome

Yea, thats not a bad synopsis There is a lot in it about Cheyenne/ American relations as well. Most of it makes you sit back and go WTF did we do to these people

Dunno. Here's the article I lifted the photo from: http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/lifestyle/2014/06/cow-photographed-on-roof/

Nah, you'll be fine. It's so easy Chris could do it.

So far I got Papers Please, Skyrim Legendary Edition, and Euro Truck Simulator 2 Collectors Bundle. That'll be all for me.

Since losing so much weight I'm having to slowly replace pretty much all my clothes. Needed some nice shirts for vacation/fishing so made this design and just had a hoodie and T-shirt made by a company, should be here by Wednesday next week. Gotta sport my company name on vacation

Just do it. Odds are the printing place won't know about the logo and if Metallica want to make an issue of it that'll be a story worth a million dollars to the press. Imagine the headline: "Metallica sues fan for wearing a shirt with their logo on it" Imagine the uproar.

To be honest it's really hard for me to get excited over this game. I really hope it's great but I've gotten where I don't trust or believe anything studios are saying anymore after Ghosts and Battlefield.

Its just the fact that the skill gap is unreal. Pubs is absolutely the most frustrating unbalanced experience ever. They need to stop focusing on two seperate games and focus on one game that can be enjoyed by the competitive and pub scene.

You guys need to get your hands on this... One of the most useful mods I have used. Tenno spectres drop it on dark sector conflict missions. Fully ranked up it turns 40% of damage on health into energy. It's great for when your out of energy taking damage not much you can do, and then your shield is gone and your health starts going down, BOOM it kicks in and you then have enough energy for your ultimate ability, thus saving yours and maybe your teams life...

Wow. Well it that case keep practicing and stay safe.