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I got a buddy that saw something that is a very expensive one of a kind Aquarium decoration which is cast resin. He sent me a picture and joking said "Steve I need you to build me this...lol". I replied back with..."That's cool as hell man I'd build that just for the challenge alone! if you want" he said really? I told him yeah your a good friend and I love as challenge so I'll do it for you as pay off for all the help with fish stuff you have done for me over the past year. Needless to say he was happy as hell. And I'm just geeked as hell to take on this challenge of doing this because this is a one of kind expensive item and if I can pull this off and hand carve this and fit it into an aquarium, then this is gonna be a huge accomplishment for my 3D aquarium business profile. I'm going to add a tweak though as well. I want to run an airline through the head to an airstone in the mouth so the bubbles coming out look like his dying breaths. This is what I am going to attempt to recreate....

I AM TRYING TO COMMUNICATE WITH MY OWN KIND AND YOU PEOPLE ARE TEARING ME DOWN LIKE I'M SOME BOOZE-DRINKING, EXCLUSIVE-ANIMAL-RIDING, FOUL-MOUTHED, UN-EDUCATED KIND OF PERSON Oh.

Put your own shrimp on your barbie you fuckin' weirdo.

Responding to popular calls from the Daily Mail and Nigel Farage, African leaders met in Kinshasa yesterday to discuss the growing floods crisis in the United Kingdom. ‘The images of knee-high water have shocked us all’, said Congo’s President Kabila, whose nation is currently recovering from the most brutal conflict in recorded history since the Second World War. ‘The [Daily] Mail and Mr Farage have made it clear that Britain’s international aid budget, used around the globe to combat AIDS, famine and female genital mutilation, is needed in High Wycombe. ‘Well, we can do one better’. Governments across the continent have drawn up assistance packages to help the hundreds of Britons forced to sleep in poorly funded community centres, often for days at a time. ‘It is unimaginable’, said Kabila before the assembled statesmen in Kinshasa, ‘In Henley-upon-Thames for example, only one in twenty residents are millionaires. Imagine their insurance premiums’. Following fears of sandbag shortages at Devon County Council, particularly of that drought-excluder kind, the Islamic Republic of Mauritania has stepped in, offering to drop several thousand sand bags ‘over a wide area’ from strategic bombers. Mauritania, a country which according the UN has between 10% and 20% of its population as slaves, was happy to help. Eritrea Has Promised To Provide 103% of GDP To Help The UK ‘Hey, we’re in the Sahara’, said a spokesman for the ruling junta, ‘we’re basically made out of sand!’ The largest contribution has come from Eritrea. The Red Sea state, whose primary exports include nutmeg and ferrous waste, has promised to match David Cameron’s proposed flood defence fund of £700 million. ‘We are more than happy to help’, said Minister Isaias Afwerki, ‘expending our entire Gross National Product to protect Elton John’s Windsor mansion will be the honour of all Eritreans’. Alongside state intervention, charities have moved quickly to respond. Professor David Akol of Juba University in Darfur has established Help For The Home Counties. ‘Who can put a price on a pair of waders?’ asks Akol in a moving advert currently broadcasting across the continent, ‘For just £159, a Sudanese farmer can give an IT consultant from Surrey a pair of Endura Stocking Foot Protectors. That’s just four months wages to remove dampness from someone’s life’. Half a dozen African countries have already offered to back financial aid with boots on the ground to oversee future defences. ‘It is clear’, concluded Kabila, ‘after similar catastrophes in 2000, 2007 and now 2014 that the British government simply lacks the logistical capabilities to stop water coming indoors’. Meanwhile Syria’s Assad today announced a cease-fire in his nation’s multi-sided civil war to allow for ‘a whip round’ for Britons who have lost their second homes. http://dailyhawk.co.uk/2014/02/14/african-union-we-cannot-ignore-the-plight-of-berkshire-any-longer/#comments Some of the comments on the article are hilarious as well!

You sure you're not Scottish?

lol i thought this was going to be a joke. How many Australians does it take to.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMCyX0P_dGE

Walking Dead tonight! Who is chatting live? lmao, until then, watch this, hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEb1k9yYCag

put the toilet seat back down /thread

Who else is a Kangaroo rider here? I'm looking for someone else to put another shrimp on my barbie.

I'm way behind on my run schedule, because my mayor believes it is an unrealistic expectation to clear "side" streets of snow and ice. As such, my street is two goals and a zamboni away from being the city's new hockey arena. This makes it hazardous to walk to the mailbox on the other side of the street, let alone run. So, I decided to do something about it. The product is called "Due North All Purpose Traction Aids, and I bought them from Amazon here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000UQVB2/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1 I strapped them over my 5.11 winter duty boots: The bottom: Then I proceeded to run 1.95 miles in them. I was as sure footed as a mountain goat. They stuck to ice that was mirror smooth with a light pool of moisture on top (the slickest of slick ice), they stuck fine to rutted ice, they stuck fine on uneven and lumpy ice. When I crossed a main road that was dry, they weren't slippery feeling like walking on athletic cleats. You could hear the spikes click, though. They seem to be durable and of high quality. The rubber is thick and tough, and the spikes are tungsten-carbide per the packaging. It comes with two spare spikes in case you lose one. Getting them on takes a little work, as the rubber is thick and once its on, it doesn't want to move, so make sure you get the toe on straight before strapping on the heel. They stay on the boots just fine on or off your feet. When not on your boots, they are easy to roll up into a ball slightly smaller than my fist. It'd be easy to store a pair or two in a BUG, glove box, wherever, and then any shoe can instantly be high traction on ice. I have since ran a total of 9 miles on ice, loose snow, hard packed snow, and ice with no problems at all.

an artists impression of what this would look like

As they were entering Chernobyl, I was really hoping to see the fairground. All i kept thinking was; "Look at this place, fifty-thousand people used to live in this city, now it's a ghost town. I've never seen anything like it." Sad I know but i find it kind of cool that COD4 opened a lot of younger peoples eyes to Chernobyl through gameplay.

Yeh good episode and James blunt is a top guy but he looked ridiculously small. I am looking forward to the showdown between the astonishing McLaren p1 and that Porsche.

My favourite event so far

Frace that kill was sexy, this game is sexy,

That was bloody hilarious, cheers for the link James!

Great episode! and what about that insanity that came from Denmark, over 1000bhp but can't beat an M5 around the track! I still don't know why there's an option to turn off the traction control in cars like that? Also i think James Blunt is fucking hilarious, i read about his twitter come backs a few months ago and i'm glad they spoke about it on the show cuz they're funny as hell!

Try porridge or Shredded Wheat

I'm not Australian but I occasionally drink Fosters. A reasonable larger that's made in Australia but brewed in Leicester.

A little over-optimistic, don't you think? Time will tell but people are people. There will always be trolls and noobs and people who don't play the objective.IMO the one sure way to get people to PTO is to remove kill/death ratio as a tracked statistic. As long as you have that meaningless number to look at, you'll have people who will make it their top priority at the expense of completing objectives and winning games.

I like this guy. Diddums, can I keep him?

Hahaha fuck you Pinocchio

Sang "I want to fuck you" at the top of my lungs one Valentines morning in my front garden to my ex. The postman had a good laugh.

Pulled out

I'm tired as tired can be, don't blame me. And it was a yes. (Also, there are multiple extents so I'm right. BITCH)

Uh, I just (today) asked the girl I'm fond of (the extents in which needn't be posted) to be my girlfriend, so yeah.

Fuck, I'm so jelly. It's almost as if I play on a system full of people who recognise luck, skill, and talent, and occasionally acknowledge it. C'mon Bart, open goal dude.

The amount of hatemail you get in online games is basically a skill meter, the more the better

You would save a lot of cast resin if you did Dylan's head. That thing is tiny.

New longest headshot 652m

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGTDL3uGUOs Recorded this earlier! The whole parkour movement style is what makes me love this game! Datteninja!

The exclusivity deal is just for the first game and EA would have to be the biggest morons on the planet to renew it. Maybe it's just an elaborate scheme to build anticipation in the PS4 community lol.

The only reason I sent you those messages was because you were quite clearly hacking. I've reported you to DICE, EA, Sony and the police. My mate also works for Battlefield and he'll have your account taken off of you so I will ring him tomorrow. I will also message my other non-existent mate who can hack your account

No where have you been Hey!