Just thought I'd start this topic as I couldn't find another thread to latch onto. So, here's a place for you to recount funny conversations you've had either at work of at home which have given you a laugh.
So, while chewing the fat with our office cleaner this morning, he was bemoaning the fact that his missus has had him decorating whenever he has any free time.
The conversation went.
Me: "How are you doing Ricky?"
Cleaner: "The missus is killing me with all this decorating, she's never happy!!"
Me: "Yeah I know, the more you give the more they want".
Cleaner: "Yeah, but she never says that in bed"!! π€£