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The media is way more interested in being first than being right. I see the local reporting about scenes I was at and sometimes wonder WTF they come up with the stuff they say happened.

When has that stopped anyone?

A PBR and a bowl of Lucky Charms before bed results in gas so bad you dream you're at the public toilet at the state fair and then wake up wondering WTF died in your bedroom. True story.

Its funny on some of the forums. People who constantly bitch about the lack of intrinsic value in fiat currency and preach a return to the gold standard also tend to be the strongest proponents of bitcoin. The irony is thick.

Out of a random lineup of 10 girls her age, at least 3 would be more attractive. She's only interesting because she's a celebrity. Just like Cal is only interesting because he makes sandy vagina monologues so elegant. So, yes, I would bang either, but with a frying pan.

Arabs have annoying nerdy Facebook shares as well: It basically says "Can you think of a woman's name that starts with "R" that's not Rahkma, I mean Rahma. My wife doesn't know what that's supposed to be funny, but its apparently the equivalent of the "only 10% of people are smart enough to solve this simple ass math problem, share when you know the answer" type shit.

Poster #1 says Poster #2 says Poster #3 says

Second Chance users deserve only the finest of t-bags.

Pet ownership is a huge responsibility. If ALL you are looking for is break in protection and added security, get an alarm system.

Ok, so I'm taking a week long seminar for investigators that deals primarily with analyzing injuries, blood splatter, etc. As you can imagine there are quite a few gruesome photos from crime scenes, autopsies, and the like. We did a block on hanging and strangulation and some of the ways folks manage to die certainly leaves an impression. Like a man in a woman's swimsuit with his genitals in a cardboard tube with a vibrator taped to the tube. Or a guy in women's underwear with a metal ring around his giblets wrapped with a metal ring, which was hooked to the power source for a model train set, which he was controlling via handheld remote prior to his heart attack. Just the way he wanted to be remembered, I'm sure. So far the standout was a sex offender who mutilated his genitals and eventually offed himself. Don't click if your squeamish, trust me.

Are there internships available in your field in your area?

Today's chat will be on making a factory stock gun better. Almost any factory firearm can be improved, because its built for anyone and everyone, not specific to you. Changes in grip, trigger feel, sights, etc. can really make a difference in how you shoot a particular gun because of how it fits in your hand, how you see the sights, how intuitively the trigger resets for you, etc. I took my Gen 3 Glock 22, a gun which was issued to be my the PD and that I bought when we went to Gen 4's and had a trigger job done and installed a grip angle adapter. This is a gun that I normally shot grapefruit sized groups with at 7 yards. I shrunk it by about half with $100 in modifications. That is a 30 round group, 29 of which are in 3.9", 24 of which are in 2.4" group. Freehand, less than half a second between shots, 3 strings of 10. The one flier is 100% my fault because I wasn't ready for how short and light the followup shot was going to be at first. This was at 7 yards at an indoor range today using American Eagle 180gr FMJ. The head shots are with a FNS-40, which I'll do a write up on when I have more time. Same ammo, same range, etc. ..and finally, presentation drills with the P220. This is going from the low ready to firing a single shot in double action as soon as you can find the front sight. This drill is for speed, not pinpoint accuracy. My instructors will say if everything is in the "A" box, you're going to slow and need to push yourself faster because at this close of a distance you need to get rounds on target fast. That burned up my half hour by the time I picked up all my brass, so no accuracy drill with the P220 today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evolve_(video_game) Pretty sweet cover of "Mother" as well.

I figured it might be fun, sort of like the "out of context" thread, feel free to chop things up for humor value. My first entry: