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PS4 version on sale for £9.99 this week

I also show as 1. I assumed this was recognition of the fact that I am number 1, head honcho, numero uno, top of the class, all round fecking twat.

Scots being racist towards the Irish there. Irish jokes are lame, unless I tell them.

GTA Online has a new lifestyle to offer the up and coming entrepreneurs of GTA 5. GTA Online has added another career path for those GTA 5 players tired of pursuing the lifestyle of a CEO or biker. Coming to PC, PS4 and Xbox One in June, the Gunrunner update focuses on Southern San Andreas’ illegal weapons trafficking industry, which is featured during the plot of GTA 5’s campaign but hadn’t previously been foregrounded in GTA Online. This is the massive spring GTA Online update Rockstar promised back in March. “New opportunities are opening in a highly lucrative and equally malicious network hidden underground ripe for takeover by the VIPs, CEOs, and Biker bosses of Los Santos and Blaine County,” Rockstar said, which covers pretty much everyone in GTA Online. While Rockstar hasn’t yet revealed all the features of GTA Online’s Gunrunning update, it did have a lot to say about the new property type – bunkers: Dotted throughout Blaine County are hatches – look into these mysterious properties on the Maze Bank Foreclosure site and you’ll find sprawling underground headquarters for sale, ready to be stocked with new military grade vehicles and weapons manufacturing equipment capable of developing highly sought after offensive and defensive technologies. As the residents of Los Santos know, the only thing more fun than crime is profit and should you choose to invest in this new business, some extremely shady customers are ready to pay top dollar for what you can deliver. Dotted throughout Blaine County are hatches – look into these mysterious properties on the Maze Bank Foreclosure site and you’ll find sprawling underground headquarters for sale, ready to be stocked with new military grade vehicles and weapons manufacturing equipment capable of developing highly sought after offensive and defensive technologies. As the residents of Los Santos know, the only thing more fun than crime is profit and should you choose to invest in this new business, some extremely shady customers are ready to pay top dollar for what you can deliver. The developer will talk more about GTA Online’s Gunrunning update soon, including “specific business and research opportunities, details on the massive tactical, full-service Mobile Operation Centers complete with new weapon upgrades and deep customization, all new Weaponized Vehicles and more”.

lol just found out that Katie Cuntface has 'parted ways' with LBC, hope the Mail follows suit, she just cost them a packet in libel damages too. Excellent news, more of this please

So, yes, Battlegrounds still needs some work but it's such a great game to drop in and out of. I tend to find that if I die early on then I have no problem wanting to jump back in and try again. It's just getting to the last few players that fucks me up. I've come 2nd a few times and immediately had to go and have a lie down. I've only actually played about 11 hours in total to be fair.. 1st place winner winner chicken dinner is soon come however

I suppose you could have a 'Guard the Concentration Camp' mission if you ask them nicely

Your bosses are shit and your co-workers are shit, with the threat of violence in the air.....nice place to work Beautiful day for chilling out, let's hope the weekend stays like this

I don't understand metric when it comes to clothes, still use inches...but Google is handy for that kind of thing Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I didn't hear of it being removed, hope not as I started the campaign the other day. I completed the campaign when it came out on the 360, then sold it when I heard they were doing a PC version. The PC campaign is actually just waiting for me to do the assassination missions and I've been preparing for a windfall...so I hope this hasn't happened! Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I would also be happy to contribute a few shekels a month. I mostly played Minecraft on my 360 like Greboth but I have it on PC too, as does Mina, and she'd love this as well. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

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Seriously? Fuckers!!! Sorry to hear that man[emoji17] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Aliens? The extra terrestrial kind. But not the ones coming back to take me home Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

http://www.vg247.com/2017/05/24/everything-coming-to-playerunknowns-battlegrounds-with-tomorrows-monthly-update-2/ Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Yep the demo is still available and it's worth checking out. I'll pick up the full game at some point, no time right now though as I'm still ploughing through ME: A Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

There's an update due shortly and I'll add the details when my fingers work better on this phone Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

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I think I've played Track Mania Turbo with FGers on the PS4, I seem to recall Lee giggling and Crispy the opposite

Dentist again today, it's how I'm filling my time this week denture know. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I saw this game, plus a new AC and Crew being mentioned in a recent Ubisoft investor meeting. Will wait and see... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Sad and absolutely pointless. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Roger and Tony Curtis in the Persuaders (C4 had them on repeat a few years ago) were awesome. Roger's spitting image puppet was famous as all it would do would raise his eyebrow. Quality:) Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

What do I want from a COD game? Net code Hit detection Anti cheat 60FPS Decent campaign/story Spitfires Claymores Memorable maps All dlc maps for free Will do for a start. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

There's going to be no FPS cap on PC I hear. You can feel the difference between 30 and 60 more than 'see' it....though I suppose the way games are optimised for console can help bridge that gap. But yeah 144+ on a good PC will be awesome. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk