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Sprinkle me in too Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

You were supposed to wait for me before trying out the Auger, Rich you bastard. See what happens when you use it unauthorised?![emoji12] You need more paddy blood to be doing that navvie work by yourself[emoji6] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I'm going to Barca early October now but I may still be ok for the Saturday, I'm a leave it to the last minute kind of twat so we'll see... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Gold guns I can handle for the achievements, all the rest is superficial nonsense for children, real children not man children.

Sadly I can't say fuck all to that[emoji23] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Ha ha carry on with the helmets and suits of armour[emoji8] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

There sure is, it's free and you can sign up with the link below. Once you have a team picked let me know and I'll send you a code to join the FG league. https://fantasy.premierleague.com/ Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

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Arrggghhh I almost forgot to renew my team. Anyone who hasn't has 1.5 hours in which to do so or risk missing the first week of games. Looks like Stretch and Rich are sorted for the Forever Gaming league, fancy another go this year Ribert? I forgot the Woolwich gypsies are playing tonight against Leicester, hence my panic lol

I've seen them play a few times, either with Agnostic Front or Poison Idea, not massively into hardcore but these guys are decent

Yeah it was done really well, I was just being 'witty" cough cough[emoji6] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Switching between apps is a pain the arse, YouTube to Twitch for example, they should try fixing that. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is snoring, he went to bed bumped his head and couldn't get up in the morning. [emoji5] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Ha Marina has taken me on a tour of one your gaffs, mr mole tunneler extraordinaire[emoji5] just wow Tarkov is almost as awesome [emoji5][emoji5][emoji5] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Ha ha I'm that lucky skinny bastard that could eat a horse and see no sign of it. I burn everything off with my awesomeness. Bacon sarnie Ruby Murray (chicken) Chicken shish *Turkish Irish Stew Spare ribs with barbecue sauce Mashed potatoes made by me English breakfast Plus pretty much everything Mediterranean Mina cooks, except cous cous, fuck that shit.[emoji1] Hungry now Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I dunno, US was a bit late to the party for a band of brothers, unless they're German or English. Start off with Battle of Britain spitfire action, pop over to North Africa and give Rommel a slap, pilot a kamikaze during Pearl Harbour, plus the D Day landings, Greek and Italian campaigns. Some naval action with Das Boot. That's barely touching the surface... Dunkirk, Warsaw ghetto, Battle of river plate, Japan, Burma, commando raids, blitz, OS missions (sas and sbs beginnings) too could all be considered... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Now? But why? Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Good afternoon, I'm fucking off from work early today so I can get murdered more in Tarkov. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

The thread for fat bastards[emoji28] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

It’s safe to say that this game has kind of taken over my life since the beta dropped last week. The game is so tense and so brutal I can’t seem to stay away. It says a lot that I now use a few rounds of PUBG as a bit of light relief from Tarkov. You have limited resources before dropping into a game and the decision whether to equip your character with a knife or a gun. If you die (and you will, a lot if you’re not a quick learner) you lose the equipment you’re carrying for ever. Some players will go in just carrying a knife as they no longer have any better weapons and hide themselves hoping to scavenge from dead bodies that haven’t been looted. I started by deciding to try and learn the maps first before getting wrecked. I like the fact that I can go into the maps in offline mode to learn them. Offline mode allows you to control what time you enter the map and whether or not to include AI. Progress isn’t stored and items aren’t lost. I’ve concentrated on two maps for now, Factory and Shoreline. Both very different, Factory is seriously mental, close combat. With AI and other human players all close together and the sound (which is epic) makes everyone seem really close to everyone else. Sometimes the human players team up and signal their intent with the Q and E wiggle but that’s not been my experience. Kill on sight so far. Shoreline is bigger much more open, and has been where most of my success have come. I enter that map with a pistol and leave with a shotgun or AK. I’m building up my weapon store, have a bunch of shotties and AK47s from my conquests so far. Everything is uber realistic and you can take the weapons apart and add all sorts of builds and attachments. I could go on about this game for ages but I think it’s kind of a niche experience. It’s for freaks like me who love to shit their pants as part of an enjoyable gaming experience. I love these kinds of games, I really do I love the trembling fingers on the mouse and the rapidly beating heart and the joy each time I have managed to Escape from Tarkov with my life and bit of looty mcloot.

It's available to everyone as a five hour demo from PS Store, i'll give it another go Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I've received my key for beta access so I'll be devoting my time to learning this game inside out, it has an offline mode where you can choose to have AI or not, which may be a good way to get used to the maps.

I watched "It Follows" on Netflix the other night, mostly because I like to make Mina watch horror films (she hates them) and watch her reactions. I'd heard it had a really high score on rotten tomatoes so thought it'd be worth a punt. Yeah it does a pretty good job with the creepiness but the ending was a poor effort and I was hoping for something a bit more imaginative.

Yep, I already got an email from Amazon about beta access. I think Mina's away that weekend too so I'll be free and it'll probably be raining so...