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Heh heh it's perfect for dealing with glitched motors

Hello Survivors, We are pushing to Stable branch a new update from Experimental branch (including 12 previous Experimental updates): Fixes: inability to bind additional mouse keys ironsight mode getting cancelled some tree collisions Q/E causing character to stutter during movement tips of trees/branches splitting in the wind many issues related to the map object placement (still wip) incorrect object outlines when viewed against the sky ghillie shaders tanning pelts is possible again pelts can be colored in a barrel again some ladders killing players collision geometries of castle objects trippy/colorful clouds glitch incorrect V3S spawning location important memory management issue bus collisions to lessen the chance of it getting stuck on uneven terrain hotfix for one of the most common server crashes items should no longer stretch when being rotated in inspect clutter texture and configuration: Tweaks: Chernarus lighting brightness of railway tracks colors of few solitary trees (such as apple tree) ambient sound volumes the visual of stars mid level detail texture for Chernarus vehicle physics ground, road texture effect of wind on some vegetation breath particle effects alert values for AIs when it comes to shot reaction Sky shader Navmesh Some updated objects on the map: many improvements to the object placement around Pushtoshka, Lopatino, hills between Stary Sobor, Kabanino, Grishino and western border, Gorka, Altar, Black Forrest, Kamensk village and hill, Solnichniy, Three valleys, Msta, Staroye, Guglovo, Zub castle revision of deerstand locations across the Chernarus (including the addition of new ones and removal of some existing) More changes: some dev-side stuff for our internal analysis committed changes that should help with both server performance and client fps drop/freeze in order to monitor its behavior in public environment changed look/functionality of server browser to differentiate between official and community servers. additional server side logs to help us diagnose reported situations in which players get kicked from servers matchbox can be used to destroy a vehicle via an action (it is just a hotfix): CHARACTER AND PERSISTENCE NEED TO BE WIPED IN THIS UPDATE. I am sorry for your tents,barrels and gear, but it is needed because of a crash hotfix. Please, report any game crash you had - we would appreciate if you could send your crash dump files from the folder C:\Users\YourPCName\AppData\Local\DayZ to our Feedback Tracker. Thank you for playing DayZ!

Oh man...so dangerous... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

DayZ has mostly gone for its survivalist roots in the Standalone. The mods had all manner of exotic and military sniper rifles, with infra red scopes and all sorts. The Standalone isn't like that and it's less likely to be killed from half a mile away. That doesn't mean it won't happen though. I mistly play on a role play server where kill on sight isn't allowed but on the public servers it's still 'anything goes' . Still, I do run into decent folk on public...just don't trust anyone or anything anyone says. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I get free bum fluff on my navel Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Fucking hell dave[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Oh man the Ar5ena1kit launch is pretty cringworthy. Are they really talking about Peter Cech's helmet? lololololol Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

The heat has kept me away from gaming the last week but I switched my baby on last night and took the update. I'm off work tomorrow so maybe we can get on...if you're home that is! Mina's off to Barcelona tonight for a week which helps lol.... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

The good thing about most SSDs is that they usually have the software set up to transfer files automatically...at least with most of the manufacturers anyway... Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I'll be on DayZ this evening with a chap I used to play with and I'll be trying to get him on the forum too. He's already on Discord as "Joey". Anyone else who fancies coming on is welcome and Diddums sort your PC out! Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Can't wait to see how you get on with this. It's a pretty epic achievement to get 1080p pc gaming on that budget. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Yeah good games, sorry to shoot off early but look forward to the next one! Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Are things settling down now? I've the day off tomorrow and I may feel like watching Plumber Dave and his epic death antics. And do some digging too of course. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Afternoon all, another magnificent day of sunshine and I hear next week we may be topping 35° in London so I may have to travel to Scotland to survive. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Why can these fucks never understand we don't want any red on our shirts, another season I won't be buying the home shirt. http://www.sportbible.com/football/kit-news-spurs-new-nike-home-and-away-kits-have-been-leaked-20170618 I bet there'll be some interesting kits unveiled this summer. Arsenal used to be the kings of the rainbow vomit third strip but they'be been pretty tame lately.

Wow what an experience! Glad you're ok dude! Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

I can't DayZ tonight but tomorrow (Wednesday) is good and I can stay up pretty late. What time zone are you in? We're probably looking at 6 hours difference or more depending how far west you are. Other than that I can probably do Thursday or Friday, whatever's good for you[emoji106] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Morning all, let's see if the heat puts me in a coma today like it has since Friday[emoji5] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

This can be arranged Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Nice one man, maybe Friday or Saturday we could get on together, I can stay up late to account for the timezone difference [emoji106] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Let us put our trust in the eternal spirit which destroys and annihilates only because it is the unsearchable and eternally creative source of all life. The urge to destroy is also a creative urge. Sounds good to me

I'm pretty much the same, started playing the DayZ mod back in 2012, good old Arma II The recent standalone update made me start playing it again but this August and the release of the beta will be a big milestone. on Arma III I tend to play the DayZ and Exile mods mostly, used to play Life quite a lot. King of the Hill too. I've only played a dozen or so hours on PUGB myself so that's all good. We should try and get Rib (AKA Plastic Gurning) on too. I tend (like most folk in the UK) to play on the US servers as they seem to be less laggy than the European one.

Watching it now. The most powerful console 3ver created... all games at 30 frames lololol Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

Afternoon. Long shitty week of work will soon be blazed into short term memory and lost forever[emoji5] Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk

The way our government - central and local - have behaved in the last couple of days defies belief. Well, not to me to be honest. Nothing new here. Too many working class, poor and brown faces for them to give a shit I suppose. These now homeless people are still sleeping on mats. In one of the richest cities in the world. With hundreds of thousands of empty properties. This world and its priorities laid bare once again. Sent from my SM-N9005 using Tapatalk