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  1. Diddums
    Go have a wank, sort you right out.
  2. Diddums
    Some people enjoy playing more than an hour now and then, and to us, things like this ruin the game.
  3. Diddums
    Well that certainly explains why last night I was absolutely wrecking with the Lockwood and tonight it's a two hit kill to everywhere except the head. If this doesn't get sorted soon them I'm also oot I'm afraid, I refuse to be gimped by bullshit like this, I suck enough as it is.
  4. Diddums
    Textbook sniper tho innit, losing the vast majority of his games and costing his team wins for the sweet sweet clout.
  5. Diddums
    Welcome dude, whereabouts in SW? Add us on PSN, you can make us look good in CoD.
  6. Diddums
    I lost 40lb and everyone was asking me why I chopped my winky off.
  7. Diddums
    I'm so far out of the hardware loop that I couldn't even tell you whether to go AMD or Intel anymore. So to that end I'll suggest selling the kid and pooling the money for his PC and going to Vegas instead.
  8. Diddums
    Absolutely fucking disgusting behaviour tbh, who puts alcohol in a paper cup? 😡
  9. Diddums
    Domination, B flags. Ammo box and overclock. If you die, run back and grab the rockets from your corpse.
  10. Diddums
    Launchers all gold, first SMG also gold. Started the pistols and the first one is an absolute monster, I'm often outplaying SMGs with it. Saving shotguns until after snipers, it'll feel like a holiday after doing those.
  11. Diddums
    Assault rifles: M4 TAQ-56 Kastov 762 Lachmann-556 STB 556 Kastov 545 Battle rifles: Lachmann-762 TAQ-V FTAC RECON Marksman rifles: SP-R 208 Launchers: Pila STRELA-P Yes, I'm a whore for a camo 😄
  12. Diddums
    So then, things I'd change. Get rid of the decoy grenades, or at least prevent team mates from hearing them. Also get rid of the stupid blow up doll too. Killstreaks feel weak as fuck, I see chopper gunners rarely get more than 5 kills, and the Harrier is also piss. The heli isn't that bad but the constantly spotting thing is irritating. Fix the perks, this bullshit of having my class gimped until halfway through the game is frustrating as fuck. I'm levelling a launcher and not having fast hands / overclock until later on is bloody irritating. Force players to play the objective. I'd say that 90% of my losses in Dom are due to dumb fuck team mates who never PTFO. Maybe give them a luminous pink camo and make them blip on the map constantly like a UAV. This absolutely drives me mental. The border crossing map is crap, get rid of it. You also can't shoot the civilians that are running away either which is disappointing, but then I'd also be running and screaming if someone pulled up in a fucking Ford Escort.
  13. Diddums
    Am I seriously watching a bunch of middle aged blokes argue over a videogame? Grow the fuck up you bunch of massive manbabies.
  14. Diddums
    Water is wet, the sky is blue, and there's a sniper on the wall on shoothouse. Always. And they'll always be on your team and always have 1 cap which they got when they ran over the home flag to get on the wall. We'll be losing obvs, but it's ok because Single-Braincell-Simon went 5 and 15 with one cap but got a sweep noscope. Great fun when they're on the enemy team, such easy kills. When they're on my team I like to make sure that there's always smoke in the middle of the map.
  15. Diddums
    A UAV will rarely be up for longer than afew seconds with me in a game, I'm always shooting them down, counter-UAVs too. I've given up on Ghost, it's useless now. What baffles me however is that 99% of the cod community don't shoot them down. They're literally one of the most powerful things in the game and yet people just leave them and get repeatedly killed due to them. The amount of times I join a game mid-match to be greeted by more tinsel in the sky than a Christmas tree is ridiculous. There's a UAV telling everyone where you are, a counter-uav ruining your intel, a fucking jet that's killed you 15 times, but will any of these dumb fucks get a launcher out? Nope. Then again I find that the vast majority of the COD community probably eat soup with a fork so it suits them really.
  16. Diddums
    I was wondering why I had so many tags by Christy, I thought he just really missed me, turns out he just missed my telly. Love ya too princess 😍
  17. Diddums
    Absolutely loving the second rifle thingy. Bolt action, iron sights, one hit from the chest up. Getting a good shredding session on with it is more satisfying than a blowie from Margot Robbie. I may not have sufficient evidence to support this claim but you get the idea.
  18. Diddums
    He died. I didn't. I win.
    Epic sniper battle. I won tho  
  19. Diddums
    Yeah that's exactly what I mean. A lot more colourful than MW2019. Also, the concussion mine or whatever it's called is my new favourite thing. Sticks to ceilings and most people don't know about it so they just stand there spazzing out whilst capping a flag, it's hilarious. Only problem is the beeping, makes me want to get up and go to work when I hear it.
  20. Diddums
    I'm enjoying it. A few points: Haven't customized any guns yet, couldn't figure out how to do it and ran out of arsed, will figure it out later. The whole feel of the game is good, however I find the TTK a bit long. Where the fuck is hardcore? Who launches half a game? One of the announcers sounds like she wants to slit her wrists, it's fucking irritating. The UI is a buggy disaster, when muting people it can take something like 5 seconds for the game to register that I've pressed a button. General handling of stuff is far too slow, from reloading a launcher to popping out a trophy system, it all takes far too long. The fact I can both slide and bunny hop is great, so I can pop around corners and pop a cap in the baddies ass like a boss. Or at least that's what I see alot, but I just die. Repeatedly. The perk system is wank, just give me my fucking perks for fucks sakes. Unmistakably a Treyarch game, the maps have a very BO2 feel to them, which I like. The graphics options are irritating, far too much faff. That all being said, I am thoroughly enjoying it apart from one little niggle. The absolute braindead retards who play it. The amount of times I've lost a game of Dom only to see that half our team has zero caps is riridulous. It's never this bad on hardcore however, as there aren't as many little bitches who play it, but there is no hardcore so meh.
  21. Diddums
    We don't need fancy dress, we don't need toy weapons, and we certain't don't need LARPing nonsense to establish our dominance. We are Dave. We are united, we are the best.
  22. Diddums
    Bitch we have a statue called The David. Your turn.
  23. Diddums
    Wrong, there's only so much Diddums you can take.
  24. Diddums
    So can I download it today then? Goes live at 6pm right?
  25. Diddums
    Tactical shitting.
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