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<3 this track!
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When stupid-ass white trash people turn the injection pump up on rickety-ass broken down 12V Cummins-powered Dodges and subsequently install 5" smokestacks in the bed of said Dodge. Then said WT decides to post youtube videos of their truck blanketing neighborhoods with black diesel soot. Regardless of engine technology progressing to the point of nearly eliminating black smoke and producing nearly double the power of modded mechanically-injected diesel engine in stock form, a "Coal Rollin'" owner will respond with a not-so-clever response of "I'd rather be Cummin than Strokin." Referring to his belief that his Cummins engine is better than International's Powerstroke engine series found in Ford trucks. Because Isuzu's Duramax engien found in GM-branded trucks cannot be directly correlated to any phallic self-gratification, they are typically ignored. See Below for why This particular stereotype is the progression of the IROC Camaro owner in the 1990s and the lowered Civic Hatchback owner in the early 2000s. They can be identified by their love of Nickelback, lack of personal hygiene, closeted homosexuality and morbid obesity. A majority of these owners reside in Florida, this species also can be found in eastern Texas, Alabama, Georgia, and California's central valley. "Check 'er out fellas I was rollin' coal through that there intersection antagonizing queers. Y'all want to get naked and jump in a mudhole together?" This made me laugh, fuckin' excellent SAUCE!!!
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Oi, link you poof. SAUCE!!!!
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Can you learn how to code PHP quick?
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Completely missed that^ Good shout Brede, completely forgot about that one! In today's episode of FUCK YOU NEIGHBOURS!
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I'm still waiting for Rich to cook for me. Poor African.
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Cool beans Mike, thanks dude <3
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Awesome. Cal, it would be an honor to have you writing for us man. Mike, no worries dude, whenever you're ready. Bart > nah, it's cool. I've gone with what you said and leaving the logins alone. In other news, I seem to have contracted ALL THE ILLNESSES so I'm out of commission for tonight. Also knackered from my last three night shifts so I'm relaxing with a whisky and a bit of Planetside 2, then tomorrow I'll get back to things. This web development stuff is hard work, it seems that for every step forward you make, you take two back. Still getting closer though. Watch this space!
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You get paid in honour. //The more I'm digging, the more I realise how poorly optimized this site is. It's astonishing. I always thought it was sluggish but actually seeing all the errors is just Actually enjoying this. Learning so much it's unreal, but I've got my work cut out, that's for sure.
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Still very basic, but getting there
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Nothing quite as frustrating as having stuff not work. I've been messing about with a Wordpress plugin for a few hours now and it's refusing to play ball. It's basically a plugin which merges the IP.Board accounts with Wordpress accounts so people have one login and username across both platforms. There's a paid option of $60 but I'm not paying that until I've exhausted every single option I've got. This is driving me nuts, it's 3:33 am here. And people wonder why I don#t do this shit for a living!
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Right, progress is being made. The noticeable changes are that I've moved the forum to www.forevergaming.co.uk/forum (go to your usual URL, it redirects automatically). Please note that if you posted anything in the last hour, it's gone. Sorry about that, I tried to keep disruption to a minimum. I've also installed a Wordpress installation at www.forevergaming.co.uk/blog ------------ I will probably make the blog the homepage once it's all set up and running nicely, at least until I've got a good portal working. There will of course be links there to the forum, and I' still squirreling away in the background doing more things here. The ultimate goal is to write posts for the blog, with news, events, competitions, I'm also hoping to set up clan groups for various games which are popular at the time, and of course merchandise, but that's the last thing on my list. In the grand scheme of things, I want this place to be a one stop shop for anyone who is interested in gaming, so they will come here and get their info from us. Of course I'm always open to suggestions and if anyone wants a job as a writer, clan co-ordinator, or whatever (will get to the exact roles later) but if you want to participate then drop me a line and let's do this!
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I'll do a bit of a guide once I've got time, but I've got so many things going on with the site at5 the moment I need to sort out first.
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Ok two then and a Buckfast. Best start saving, that's only 6 years!
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I'll buy him a beer at Eurogamer <3
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No idea what's caused that Tommy. Did you launch it through Steam? You HAVE to launch it through Steam, it doesn't like not being friends with Steam. Did you know the light assault has a jetpack? Just hold down space. I personally prefer the heavy assault, it uses its energy to charge a shield which will allow you to obliterate any infantry that isn't another heavy assault if you're on the ball.
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Sony vs EA? I'd love to see that. EA might be cheeky, but I don#t think they're stupid. Sony knows exactly what's going on and how much people hate EA. If Sony were to countersue and win, they'd be heroes in many a gamer's eyes.
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A wild Kylebees randomly appears! Wild Kylebees casts DONATE! It is Very Effective! <3
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This is what the console guys have to look forward to. In case anyone's thinking "why the fuck is he flying all awkward?" - it's because the bottom of that ship is basically a massive plate and he's using, very cleverly, as a shield. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGFnnxvj0aM[/media]
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Phil's just chucked another $20 in the pot, thanks dude. I'm just waiting for the first phase to get started (optimizing the code) then I'm going to enter phase two (optimizing the plugins and hooks) and then I'm going balls against the wall with SEO and backlinks.
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Oh shit, your mom promised me not to tell you until you turn 18! Damn. Oh well. I suppose you want some pocket money now?
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And another donation, this time from an owl. Thank you kind sir, muchos appreciados! On to more pressing matters, things are much more dire than I had expected. I typed in our URL here and that site basically laughed at me and said "you're an internet noob LOL". Over 300 errors in the code, TONS of faults, etc etc. TL;DR: I have my work cut out, but I'm in talks with a chap from Pakistan who will be able to help. He is going to price it up to rectify these issues and that's something I'm more than happy to pay for to preserve a bit of sanity, as most of the errors flagged by that site are mumbo jumbo to me. I'm hoping that this will make the site snappier as well, although I'm sure our new friend in Pakistan will be able to help out if I show him enough green. Also, we need to address the social networking thing, and loads of other bits and pieces. Suffice to say I've bitten off considerably more than what I had anticipated but it's a great project to sink my teeth it to and if it makes the site nicer and drives more traffic, it's a more pleasant experience for all of us. I'm also paying people $5 a pop to do things like generate backlinks, SEO optimisation, etc etc. I paid someone earlier to generate over 1000 backlinks and register us with over 1500 databases. Things are hopefully going to get busy over the next few days / weeks, but stick with me and let's watch this place grow
