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Done! Here's a dramatic and accurate reconstruction of the events of Euan's night

Not feeling well. I don't like gin anymore. I don't like this thread.

Guess who's mastery rank 9? Oh yeah! Stealth test, pretty easy if you take your time about it and think about what your doing... Or if I was more prepared and knew what the test was going to be I'd have taken ash or Loki and just gone invisible...

Imagine BF4, but not fucked, in the future, with better and more varied weapons, more and better classes, better graphics, vehicles, and permanent warfare. Not "matches", just 24/7 war. The more cap points your team holds, the faster you gain resources which can be spent on ground and air vehicles, and infantry stock like grenades, or a MAX suit. There are 4 continents, and they're HUGE. Like ridiculously huge. Battle is all about control of these, and fights are easily over 200-300 people big. It gets messy, it gets hardcore, it gets completely off the chart batshit insane, and it's fucking awesome. There is a proper day/night cycle so you also fight at night, and this really makes my graphics card work it's arse off. It's beyond beautiful, it's epic. Light shows everywhere, lasers all over the place, it's just immense. Checklist: Epic shooter that's not fucked: check. Awesome graphics: check. A Dev that does actually give a shit: check. Constant updates: check. Well balanced: sort of check (the sort of bit is probably me being shit). Amazing upgrade and unlock system: check. Customization on a whole different level: check. Vehicles, both air and land, also customizable: check. FREE TO PLAY: CHECK. NOT PAY TO WIN: CHECK. COMING TO PS4: CHECK. Fuck me I'm loving this game atm. The graphics will have to step down a bit on PS4 as there's no way the console could do this, but if the gameplay stays the same, then Warframe will be forgotten overnight - mark my words. Screenshots! If you have a PC and you're not playing this, then you need to sort your life out. Fo shizzle. I play on Miller EU as New Conglomerate. Join me.

This concept makes no sense to a Scot.

That's prime out of context material there

If that is the case, at least you drank gin like a man

Found a good way to farm oxium: Corpus interception missions. I've played it four times and gotten 44 oxium, minimum of five in two rounds and max of 18 in 4 rounds. Plus lots of XP; my gear is leveling fast.

Oxford won their first preseason game against the mighty Farnborough but we conceded a fucking epic goal

Spent about 10 minutes thinking of a comeback but I'm a bit tired, I can't. My best is, well it can't be a selfie of you because you even uglier. Think I lost many brain cells to that gin teapot last night. Still a genius compared to Dylan.

Will do dude. Also, a nugget of info I just picked up: Planetside 2 on PS4 will not require PS Plus subscription.

Well, since the tenants have fucked off I might actually be able to put some vids together again, so keep an eye out. Also, James there was a HUGE update recently which added TONS of features. If you haven't played the game in a while, hop on and give it a go. It's even better now. It's amazing what devs can achieve when they focus on quality and let the game bring the cash in, rather than let the hype bring the cash in and sell rubbish. I'm looking at you almost every single AAA FPS title on the market.

Nice selfie Euan

Planetside 2 is fucking epic! Used to play this all the time when it was first out and then I got suckered into to shitty premium games that cost ££££! This will be a good game for the PS4 when it comes out. Much better massive multiplayer game than most of the shit on the market and it costs sweet FA. The scale and content is frigging amazing!

I've had my eye on this since PS4 launched and am anxiously awaiting release date news. Glad to hear it's as awesome as it sounds! But you'll never make me forget Warframe.

LMAO. Twat.

Nice avatar Euan.

Do it James!

Maybe if you drank a little less of it and savoured it, you might enjoy it more? Just putting it out there.....

I was drinking it out of a teapot . My last drink of the night was a double Hendricks and tonic. My wife stole my cucumber .

Hendricks is the only Gin I'll drink. Ask for a hendricks and tonic. If they serve it with a cucumber, you know you're in a place that knows what they're doing.

I had a bad experience with Gin back in high school. I don't go near it anymore.

My only gin drink I commonly partake in is a gin and tonic with a twist of lime.

Go for a Vesper Martini and go all james bond on them

I don't drink hard alcohol much, but a Tom Collins is one of my favorite drinks for hot weather. On a side note, I just had a "Pimm's Cup" at a local British-themed pub. I'd never tried one before, but the lemonade and cucumber combo got me curious. It was pretty good.

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