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I'm getting so hooked to this game it's fucking unreal. I was completely AFK until Stretch came round and wanted a go on the PC, turns out that loads of the issues are fixxored (still loads active, but we're slowly approaching Beta status). I have two modes of playing this game: Absolutely fucking awful. Mediocre ("God mode" in Diddums terms). Yesterday I was playing all the DLC maps only, as an engineer (holy shit I love the new maps, except for the one with the cave thing in the middle, which is the most beautiful but whatevs). I was seriously tearing it up. I was getting so much rage from repair bitches it was awesome. Silk Road, the usual scout chopper layin' down the law y0 with his repair bitches keeping him afloat, I was killing this dude over and over until they decided to come after me with a tank. A small tip, on the ledge close to the centre compound, there's a battle drop rocket launcher. This puppy shoots three rockets at once. In layman's terms, it will take out anything in one shot, provided they don't flare. use a regular rocket to force flares, grab that puppy, and blow the shit out of the repairbitches. Triple kill guaranteed. On the mountain one (the one with the boats n shit, can't remember the name) I came across another trio of repairbitches so I tried stingering™ them over and over, but there's quite a bit of cover on this map so they simply fucked off and repaired. I tried about ten times to nab these fuckers but they kept pussying out. I then grabbed my RPG and came up close whilst they had half our team cowering and shot them down in one shot. Good sports too, I got a "good shot!" from two of them, and the third said he loves seeing engis use RPGs instead of Stingers (I wasn't going to tell them I tried for like 20 mins prior to that to stinger them, if someone gives you a compliment, fuckin' rock that shit br0). I also took out about 20 tanks and stuff over the course of the night, those SLAMs are a real killer. Also, if you're engi and you enjoy shooting vehicles, make sure you grab the right perk upgrade thingy and join a full squad. If you get upgraded, you get double rockets. I also only join squads with an ammo guy who actually drops ammo boxes (seriously rest of BF4, how fucking hard is it?) and follow him like a scavenger picking up all his scraps. I absolutely pwned last night, topping the leaderboards a few times. Prior to this, I was just trying to hold flags and get kills, but last night I rocked the engineer for the first time properly and decided to ditch flags, and try being more tactical. I had SLAMs covering access points to flags we were holding, I was shooting down choppers left, right & center, and just generally trying to be the biggest pain in the enemy's ass I could be, which quite often made me the high value target. Also, taking out Pussy Ass Recons with an RPG and watching their little fits of Pussy Assed Rage unfold is oh-so-satisfying. Good times. Fuck working. Someone buy me a lottery ticket.

aiming was slightly easier for me on Ps3, but I could play a pussy assed recon all day on PC, and be good at it. That being said, I play all PC games with one of these: It is very easy to set up your keys so that you can run, Revive, and drop a medpack all while dodging wrenches and balls It might help though that I have had one of these for well over 10 years now. Hell I even have my original, from belkin, but one key broke on me, and I just bought a whole new one.

As pointless as a plaster on an amputation, still got that idiot tmartn excited!

http://www.battlefield.com/battlefield-4/expansion-packs/naval-strike (Cut and Paste isn't hard fella's, don't be lazy when linking this stuff) Battlefield 4™ Naval Strike takes the intense and dramatic water-based combat introduced in Battlefield 4 to four all-new maps set in the South China Sea. Blow open a crashed passenger plane and capture fishing villages across the tropical Lost Islands. Drop a submarine on your foes as you infiltrate a naval base or rush between shipping docks and rocky islands on the massive Wave Breaker map. Wage war across stormy seas in the largest ocean stretch in a Battlefield map yet with Nansha Strike. Storm an abandoned cliff-side resort, or get lost in the breathtaking vistas in Operation Mortar. Naval Strike also introduces five new weapons, the amphibious hovercraft vehicle, ten assignments and the all-new Carrier Assault mode, which is an homage to the fan-favorite, Titan mode from Battlefield 2142. KEY FEATURES 4 all-new multiplayer maps set in the South China SeaLost Islands Nansha Strike Wave Breaker Operation Mortar 5 weapons all-new to Battlefield 4 Introducing the amphibious hovercraft vehicle 2 additional gadgets3GL (3 grenade launcher) attachment for the Assault class Anti-Heli Mine; an aircraft disabling projectile for the Engineer class Carrier Assault game mode which is a re-imagining of the classic Battlefield 2142 Titan Mode 10 new assignments with unlocks for each

put the toilet seat back down /thread

http://mp1st.com/2014/02/13/incoming-battlefield-4-pc-patch-sneak-peak-battlelog-loadout-presets/#.UvyvUvl_vKe Edited for size - Dids.

That's a Raze Nostromo in case anyone's wondering. I have one too, presumably for the same reason Bart has / had his - for loads of spells in WoW. never thought of using it for BF4, might hafta give it a gozer. Thanks for reminding me you filthy old man.

1) Billy, your 15 minutes were up about 15 years ago. 2) Much like Baywatch, best enjoyed with the sound off while laying upside down on the couch.

It's flooded where I live and I am sick and tired of fucking water and now the BF4 DLC is trolling me Ah screw it! Bring it on

I liked the weird silences in deathmatch, felt like I was getting shellshock

Some nice bums there. Worth a watch and not a listen

From the makers of Left 4 Dead; 'Evolve' which will be coming to the PC, PS4 and the Xbox 720p

Cool cat party up in this bitch.

Entered a game on Locker when my team was in the lead with around 75, whipped out the old 870 and finished 9-0. Too bad I didnt enter the game sooner

Yep, really blew some fresh air into the game for me. Literally

@Dave Engineer is just an absolute blast of a class - blowing shit up has never been so much fun!

I don't like how CoD is the cool thing to hate right now. Like BF better? Cool beans. Think CoD is the same thing over and over again? Hey, if it ain't broke. But both games have their merits and serious issues, just like everyone has their preference. I, myself, still enjoy me some CoD. Not Ghosts, particularly, but it's consistent and fun on the whole most of the time. I don't need super-pretty graphics, I don't care for realism...just a playable game. Just my humble opinion, of course. /besides, if you compare a 3ARC CoD to BF4, the playing field is slot more level //f*CK IW. x)

Fuck CoD. The sooner you all buy PCs and BF4 the sooner we can all evolve the human race as a collective.

Same difference! No worries! S'all good!

Proposed to my wife at NASCAR (during a caution so she could hear me)

Then you get player appreciation month, ghosts is, still unplayable

Do you find running to a squad mate, reviving, drop a med pack switch to your gun and start firing easier? I couldn't do it. Too many different keys. I tried programming my gaming mouse to do it and it wasn't any better. W, 3, M1, M2 , 4 , M1, M2, W, 1, M1, M2 while moving the mouse around is just much for me.

"Hey guys Tmartn here and I'm SUPER excited!"no doubt this won't be free. cod season pass = maps only BF premium = maps, camos, weapons, dog tags and xp bonuses Nice to see who really loves their fans

I'm exactly the opposite. I played BF3 on Xbox360 and then played BF4 on PC. I find aiming much easier with a mouse

I don't think I will ever understand buying skins...in ANY game. MMo's, MOBA's and FPS games, their all 100% pointless wastes of money.

I don't know what this is but I died.

Shopping last night in preparation for this 15-24" of snow we're getting... People love to stand in the mouth if isles and talk, look at items for abnormal lengths of time or position their carts at 45 degree angles in the middle of a lane so you can't get through. Then they look at you like you're a jerk when you smash into their cart and move it with yours. Well two bozos are standing in the entrance of an isle, one coming in one going out, both standing next to each other looking at pre-made rice packages and crackers. (May I recommend the Uncle Ben's Jasmine Ready Rice and the Town House Crackers ) So I double back as I turn two dudes walk past and try to get by. One stops and says "Can't you just get out of the way!? Gave me the lolz. On a side note chocolate melts and will not burn at 120 degrees. I have an induction cook top that can be set at 120. You've reminded me I've been wanting to melt a Hershey's bar and make OG chocolate milk. None of that powdered mess.

In response to the guy celebrating his goal above. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoIM1dRzGo

Win. Fail. Bigger fail. Owned.

Went on a 8 killstreak with the 870 shottie last night

I hope they like the smell of burned diapers.

Tazer you

Guess it's better than the Wolf skin pack. But not by much.

Hilarious stuff! Brilliant ventriloquism http://vimeo.com/61886386

Xbox has had it since the release of BF4. Bullshit I know.