Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 The NHS have stated that a hernia test is a touch cloth moment.Via the FG App Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126875 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 A man was assaulted today with a jelly brick, the perp was jailed for carrying a congealed weapon.Via the FG App tronic44 and GazzaGarratt 2 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126876 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I love when I watch a movie and the couple carve a heart with initials in to tree to reinforce loving each other, the whole time I thinking " who the fuck takes a knife to the middle of nowhere on a date"Via the FG App tronic44, Plumbers Crack and GazzaGarratt 1 2 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126877 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Because of the pandemic I'm moving to the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I have to say the best thing is the butt fucking.Via the FG App GazzaGarratt 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126878 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 I still don't get the phrase " I'm gonna ride the ass off of you" what happens!!! " Sorry here's your arse back" [emoji848][emoji848]Via the FG App Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126879 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,929 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/23/2020 at 10:39 AM, Nutcuttlit said: Because of the pandemic I'm moving to the middle of buttfuck nowhere, I have to say the best thing is the butt fucking.Via the FG AppI believe you already live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, buttfucker [emoji23]Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk Nutcuttlit 1 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126899 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,929 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/23/2020 at 10:42 AM, Nutcuttlit said: I still don't get the phrase " I'm gonna ride the ass off of you" what happens!!! " Sorry here's your arse back" [emoji848][emoji848]Via the FG AppIts called a metaphor I think nutty boySent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk Nutcuttlit 1 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126900 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,929 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 On 3/23/2020 at 10:33 AM, Nutcuttlit said: A man was assaulted today with a jelly brick, the perp was jailed for carrying a congealed weapon.Via the FG AppWhen the army hit the streets they have been ordered to take you out first for that one [emoji1787]Sent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk GazzaGarratt, Nutcuttlit and Plumbers Crack 2 1 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126901 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 On 3/23/2020 at 2:31 PM, phil bottle said: When the army hit the streets they have been ordered to take you out first for that one [emoji1787]Sent from my SM-G955F using TapatalkI've been playing a lot of hunt so I'm well trained to beat em [emoji23][emoji23]Via the FG App GazzaGarratt and phil bottle 2 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126941 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,153 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Share Posted March 24, 2020 What language do oranges speak? Mandarin. 😃🟠 Plumbers Crack and phil bottle 2 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-126944 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,153 Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge! Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-127739 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,153 Posted May 9, 2020 Author Share Posted May 9, 2020 Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in. 👊😀 Nutcuttlit and Plumbers Crack 1 1 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-128242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Did you hear about the crossed eyed mohel?He got the sack. Via the FG App Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-128278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,083 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 On 5/11/2020 at 10:59 AM, Nutcuttlit said: Did you hear about the crossed eyed mohel? He got the sack. Via the FG App Expand Sorry Aaron.. I don't get that one Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-128282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,929 Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 If it was a cross eyed camel maybe he got the humpSent from my SM-G955F using Tapatalk GazzaGarratt 1 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-128286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,153 Posted May 31, 2020 Author Share Posted May 31, 2020 The seven Dwarfs have been told from Monday they can meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy. Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-129087 Share on other sites More sharing options...
uberwarrior 373 Posted June 1, 2020 Share Posted June 1, 2020 On 5/31/2020 at 5:01 PM, GazzaGarratt said: The seven Dwarfs have been told from Monday they can meet in groups of six. One of them isn't Happy. Expand That is just grim 🤣 GazzaGarratt 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-129103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,153 Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness? Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130185 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,153 Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 Fell asleep at a party last night, and someone put a teabag in my mouth, i went mental!!!! No one treats me like a mug. Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130186 Share on other sites More sharing options...
GazzaGarratt 11,153 Posted June 24, 2020 Author Share Posted June 24, 2020 What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI 🙈🤣 uberwarrior, Plumbers Crack and phil bottle 3 Expand Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 A novel performs circumcisions dave On 5/11/2020 at 12:24 PM, Plumbers Crack said: Sorry Aaron.. I don't get that oneVia the FG App Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130247 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Sorry a mohel On 6/25/2020 at 4:48 PM, Nutcuttlit said: A novel performs circumcisions daveVia the FG AppVia the FG App Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 The wife had a terrible day and was crying after work yesterday so I had to console her. Fuckin broke my PS4 didn't I Via the FG App uberwarrior and GazzaGarratt 2 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Burnt my Hawaiian pizza earlier, should have put it on aloha setting.Via the FG App Plumbers Crack and GazzaGarratt 2 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutcuttlit 359 Posted June 25, 2020 Share Posted June 25, 2020 Met a chick with 12 nipples today, sounds fun. . . Dozen titVia the FG App GazzaGarratt 1 Link to comment https://forevergaming.co.uk/forum/forums/topic/4139-funny-shit-jokes/page/3/#findComment-130252 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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