BO7H B4RRELS 2,449 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Post what annoys the shit out of you... I'll start: 1. People driving in the passing lane while going the exact speed limit or under. 2. Skinny jeans. 3. The hair style where your bangs are combed over your eyes. I posted #3 because today at work I counted how many times a kid obsessively adjusted his hair during a 1 hour recreation time period. He adjusted his hair 83 times. Yeah, 83 times in 60 minutes. I asked him afterwards how many times he thinks he adjusted his hair during rec. He said, "I don't know... maybe twice." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerBurge 2,374 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 1) people who think it's a passing lane 2)baggy jeans 3)people who worry about my hair style. I'll make my lengthy list later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BO7H B4RRELS 2,449 Posted May 1, 2015 Author Share Posted May 1, 2015 1) people who think it's a passing lane 2)baggy jeans 3)people who worry about my hair style. I'll make my lengthy list later 4. Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 In no particular order: People who don't clean up after their dogs Dudes who piss all over the seats in public restrooms Justin Bieber Bullies If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crippled_viper 258 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 1. People desecrating the American Flag 2. People driving in a 35 doing 45 and then in turn driving under 45 in a 45 speed limit zone. 3. Ignorant people "I do what I want attitude" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baabcat 1,642 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 4. Chris Not having a like button for comedy gold like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drifter 851 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 1- People that think driving requires having their cell phone in their hand 2- People that walk around a store while talking loudly on their cell phone 3- People that come to visit me in person and then end up spending more time playing with their cell phone than talking to me face to face 4- Cell phones in general (didn't see that one coming did ya?) 5- People who turn left after the light has already turned red for them (this is becoming more of an issue lately for some reason) 6- People who speed and constantly change lanes. It's pointless, you live in the city and I'll be sitting right next to you at the next stoplight anyway you ass! 7- Kids hairstyle where they look like they walked backwards in a windstorm 8- Men who wear white frame sunglasses (give them back to the girl whom you stole them from and take two steps away from them) 9- People who use the word "Epic" 10- People who use the word "Fail" 11- People who use the term "Epic Fail" (it should be legal to kill you if you do that) 12- The term "Like a boss" (I can't even type that without wanting to slam my head into this monitor) 13- Neighbors who consistently park in front of my house (You have a driveway, use it damnit) That's a start, as you can tell I have many but I'll end it there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 3- People that come to visit me in person and then end up spending more time playing with their cell phone than talking to me face to face I have broken my friends of that by ridiculing them. We'd go out to lunch from the office and two guys were constantly on their smart phone. I began talking to them like they were teenage girls. "Are you and Sarah making sure you don't wear the same dress to prom? "So, does Billy "like like" you or just "like" you? Are you asking Sarah to ask him in Home Room?" "OMG, isn't Sarah's mom like so much cooler than your mom for letting her get the new iPhone?" After two lunches they got the idea and stopped poking at their phone. When they'd regress I'd just ask if they were texting Sarah and that'd usually end it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docwagon 856 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 1) People. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,035 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 1. Politics and politicians - especially as we have a General Election this week. It seems to be all "lies, damn lies and statistics" and he said, she said. Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordie1892 669 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 1) People. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkArch3typ3 58 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 While approaching a red light to attempt a right turn, the person in the left lane decides to switch to the right and prevents you from turning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterioration 443 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 1. Politics and politicians +1 1) Celery 2) People who leave 10 car lengths between them and the person in front of them while stopped at a train creating havoc in the intersection behind them. When if they'd just not be a retard and move the fuck up traffic could progress. 3) Simply, I'm up to fucking here with people who hate the Police. 4) The gender pay gap myth. 5) Cunts like James Eagan Holmes and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev that get trials and media coverage when they should just be terminated. 6) Stale sub rolls. 7) Italian dressing passed off as oil and vinegar on a sub. 8) Whores and drama queens. 9) When people are put in managerial positions that don't know how to do the job(s) the people they're in charge of are doing. 10) Inconsiderate people in public or ones that are not aware of their surroundings and act like you're the asshole when they're caught out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Celery lol If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkArch3typ3 58 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 When you're walking fast to get to a destination and a group of 30+ tourists are taking up the side walk. Tourists with cameras stopping every two second to take a picture of a building that has already been captured a million times. Just go on Google and type in Td gold building. Million pictures from every angle with cameras better then yours. People who correct your grammar when they get the grammar wrong. People who speed and cut you off just to stop at a red light 25 feet ahead. Top banksters. The guys who destroyed the economy that didn't even get a slap on the wrist. Too big to fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerBurge 2,374 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 3) Simply, I'm up to fucking here with people who hate the Police. . Absolutely. I would love to see half of these twats do their jobs.@Nev haha tourist in Canada. People don't visit Canada. Fucking third world country Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil bottle 9,609 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 3) Simply, I'm up to fucking here with people who hate the Police. Sorry I'm one of these, I fucking hate Sting. My list is simple: 1. Idiots. 2. Disco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkArch3typ3 58 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 Absolutely. I would love to see half of these twats do their jobs. @Nev haha tourist in Canada. People don't visit Canada. Fucking third world country We get celebrities here all the time! They build houses and schools. I think most of Brad and Angelina Jolies kids are adopted from Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TigerBurge 2,374 Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 We get celebrities here all the time! They build houses and schools. I think most of Brad and Angelina Jolies kids are adopted from Canada.Man that was great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plumbers Crack 4,035 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Sorry I'm one of these, I fucking hate Sting. Class Phil! Thanks to Capn_Underpants for the artwork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JsinOwl 644 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Bots that don't speak English is one of my pet peeves. If you decide to put your dick in crazy, be ready to change your phone number and relocate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Cleared and marked as spam Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prodi-Cal_Son 13 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 1) Bad grammar. 2) Hardcore dance music. 3) Clubs/anywhere you have to shout louder than the music to talk to friends. 4) Couples who who argue everywhere they go. 5) Price inflation mixed with tax increases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sennex 1,903 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Nuclear war Carnies Luke 23:34 'And Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't think it be like it is, but it do." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techno 3,477 Posted June 3, 2015 Share Posted June 3, 2015 Kids in general Female teenagers spending way too much time in the shower People in posh cars and pointless 4x4's who think they can park anywhere especially disabled bays People who stick to ridiculously low speed limits when there's no police around Bad lane discipline The wife as she thinks snoozing alarms half a dozen times is compulsory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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