My wife just read it out to me, all over Facebook .
Everybody, google amazon complaint veet and make sure you're reading the one where his balls look like a Rastafarian!
I'm just assuming Tam that they visited Hawick and met you at the welcome sign and thought every other cunt in the town must be like you. Hence their portrayal of Hawick in GTA5!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-south-scotland-24142883
I love the bit where they're going to invite them.
"You are correct, it is a lovely town, we ain't going to remove it from the game though."
Darnit and there I was thinking you were the son of Mystic Meg.
FYI people, Rich can't see the lottery numbers for Saturday night or whether Scotland will choose to go indepenant so no point in asking him.
We sat there in a skype call for a couple of hours no problem.
Although I ended the call at one point because Rich or Tam or Stretch were playing loud music only to figure out afterwards that it was my own YouTube video .