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    I got a photo of Rich on my phone as well...
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    Long story short, Rich ordered a zinger burger in KFC and he found it so spicy he cried. This isn't a joke.
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    I genuinely have no idea what you're referring to in COD, I was well behaved .
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    I don't want to be the reason he's rushed to hospital because the tomato ketchup has too much spice in it.
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    In memory of the weekend, I'm going to have a KFC for dinner.
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    I have to mow the lawn after work. It will be a struggle.
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    No hangover at all, I just feel tired as I didn't sleep very well. Body clock screwed a little with a 6am night on Friday and 5am on Saturday.
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    Wish I had taken today off work.
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    That's me home, feel like a zombie.
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    I'm tired.
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    She doesn't even like you, she's trolling you so you waste your money.
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    He doesn't mean that Adam. We're pretty glad you're not here.
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    Some cunting passengers are late, I hope they get aids
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    I'M ON A FUCKONG PLANE
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    My flights delayed, I'll find out more in 20 mins. More time for drink I guess.
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    My burger was shit, the angry woman was awesome. Not for the husband.
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    I'm not getting on this plane.
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    If those cunts forget about me
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    Seriously, her tip is: "Exceeding the recommended dosage of paracetamol helps!"
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    Holy fuck, I sat next to the table with the fucking aggro couple. She's shouting at him, he's ruined her life, he ruins every holiday, he drank his pint too quickly, she's now blaming banks for her money problems. Hah she's now having a go at the size of the queue. This is brilliant. "This is wrong, which way is my departure gate? Our gate closes in 35 minutes, what if I walk the wrong way?" Glaswegians are comedy gold .
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    Taken a rohypnol an all, it's all good.
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    At the airport. Got a pint. Ordered a burger. Good times.
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