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So I was out drinking with some work colleagues in the middle of Glasgow last night. It was a leaving party and we start drinking at half 4. I was meant to leave for the half 7 train but when I'm having a good time drinking it's difficult to stop so I stayed a bit later. By midnight, I was mortal but still had enough sense to get the last train home at 10 past 12. I was rushing for it but got on the train just in the nick. Everything going to plan so far... An hour later, I'm woken up by a train conductor in Kilmarnock, 20 miles from Glasgow and my stop. He tells me to get out of the train and it takes me a couple of minutes to realise what's happened. The train leaves and I'm all alone. I phone my wife to tell her and she's, expectedly, not very happy. I go try an exit, padlocked. I try another, padlocked. I've never been to this station before, there's loads of doors and they're all locked. I tell my wife I'll phone her back. I find a small wall I can climb, but the road below is a 10 meter drop. At this point I'm panicing. I'm running all over the train station and I can't get out. I phone my wife again and she texts me the number for the train station's head office. "So you're stuck in the train station?" "Yes." "Are you sure?" "Yes." "I'll try and get someone to you but it may take a while as it's a Friday night." I sat there waiting on a seat for 20 minutes and I thought I'd go for one more look. I'm sobering up so I'm starting to think about things a bit clearer. Before I was running like a headless chicken but now I'm like Inspector Clouseau and I follow the Way Out sign. An exit, unsurprisingly, awaited me. It was beautiful, one of the best sights I've ever seen. How the f**k I missed it the first time I don't. I think I saw the sign the first time and looked at the door right next to it, rather than carrying on past the sign like you're meant to. The door was padlocked, probably because it was a store cupboard and drunk me isn't very clever. I take £50 out of an ATM and flag a taxi. "Where you going?" "Darnley." "Where in Kilmarnock is that?" "It's not, it's in Glasgow." I then spent 25 minutes driving home with the taxi driver, telling him my tale and trying to convince him I'm not an idiot. He stops the meter at £32 telling me that I've suffered enough tonight and he'll give me a discount for giving him a laugh. I get home, wifey looking not best pleased. I get a phone call 10 minutes later. "Is this Euan? Are you still stuck in the train station?" "No, I went out the exit." "Great news, enjoy the rest of your night." I then went to bed and texted Diddums to cheer him up on nightshift. FML.

How about a challenge where I can only kill with guns I pick up? I start off knife only but I can pick up guns from people I knife. Going to try and come up with a few different ideas, the sniper doesn't look like it'll let you be aggressive with out quick scoping and I'd get bored.

Vettel fastest in P2. Bet you never saw that one coming.

I love Charlie's, I'll post a picture of me later Joe.

I'd go every year if we could afford it. My father in law bought a villa last year so it gives us an option to go quite frequently. I felt like a kid at Christmas when he told me he bought the villa!

I'd go every year if we could afford it. My father in law bought a villa last year so it gives us an option to go quite frequently. I felt like a kid at Christmas when he told me he bought the villa!

Staying in a villa about 2 miles from Disney, I just love the parks, the weather and the people. My nephew is five and he'll be gutted that I'm going tos ee Mickey and not taking him with us. Would love to take him and his brother (turning one next month) to Orlando in a couple of years time.

Happy to do this. Thinking shotgun this time, happy to do sniper if people want to see how I get on. Leave it up to yourselves. Tam, you getting it for PS3? Not sure if I'll get it for PS3 first then upgrade to PS4.

And that's why we're loved.

I'd sacrifice my ginger family for you <3 .

They charge a friggin fortune for Disney crap there. Best place ever though. I even remember when I was younger when I first went to Universal and I got to hug Scooby Doo. It was 2009.

Ah, that's one thing that annoys me, I've never finished a race. As soon as second last place finishes the game stops giving a shit about me .

Going to Orlando for two weeks at the start of May.

Actually had a great thought, 1v1 race is brilliant, at least this time when I come last I can say I finished runner-up.

I will come on especially this weekend for this. I played a race where I missed the third light up thing and couldn't get back to it. I also played a race where I couldn't move because I didn't know how to go forward in a plane. I have never come better than last.

I accept. Dude, you have no idea how bad I am .

Especially me.

I ordered my PS4 from Game and got a similar e-mail saying my order would be arriving for launch. I got a call a week later saying it wasn't launch but guaranteed for Christmas. I don't think their e-mails are well-worded. I've read your e-mail as you'll have the game but no console to play it on. It can be an expensive coaster or something for you for a couple of weeks?

I changed Adam's user title to say I Love Euan. I'm happy with my abilities.

Won't need to rob shops when we get the money because we'll all be millionaires.

GTF.

Welcome Ceppy.

I dyed the ginger out. Your wife likes ginger.