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  1. Ahhh! This would be me then! Yep, when is it out non-premium for PS4 anyone? Edit: Ignore that, you type quicker than me! and thanks
  2. Tried turning them off then turning them on again?
  3. You do it Steve, Imma bit busy at the moment and you're right, it needs posting
  4. I take it this is something I should be getting excited about ?
  5. I think it's something to do with this:- http://epochgames.co.uk/ possibly tablet/phone game not sure How about a bit more detail, Dylan?
  6. I'm afraid for me the last few series of TG have been a bit of a let down. It now seems more silly than funny and i used to really look forward to it. Lately, meah.....
  7. Try porridge or Shredded Wheat
  8. Sounds like an antipodean dating request from someone who LIKES SHOUTING!
  9. Responding to popular calls from the Daily Mail and Nigel Farage, African leaders met in Kinshasa yesterday to discuss the growing floods crisis in the United Kingdom. ‘The images of knee-high water have shocked us all’, said Congo’s President Kabila, whose nation is currently recovering from the most brutal conflict in recorded history since the Second World War. ‘The [Daily] Mail and Mr Farage have made it clear that Britain’s international aid budget, used around the globe to combat AIDS, famine and female genital mutilation, is needed in High Wycombe. ‘Well, we can do one better’. Governments across the continent have drawn up assistance packages to help the hundreds of Britons forced to sleep in poorly funded community centres, often for days at a time. ‘It is unimaginable’, said Kabila before the assembled statesmen in Kinshasa, ‘In Henley-upon-Thames for example, only one in twenty residents are millionaires. Imagine their insurance premiums’. Following fears of sandbag shortages at Devon County Council, particularly of that drought-excluder kind, the Islamic Republic of Mauritania has stepped in, offering to drop several thousand sand bags ‘over a wide area’ from strategic bombers. Mauritania, a country which according the UN has between 10% and 20% of its population as slaves, was happy to help. Eritrea Has Promised To Provide 103% of GDP To Help The UK ‘Hey, we’re in the Sahara’, said a spokesman for the ruling junta, ‘we’re basically made out of sand!’ The largest contribution has come from Eritrea. The Red Sea state, whose primary exports include nutmeg and ferrous waste, has promised to match David Cameron’s proposed flood defence fund of £700 million. ‘We are more than happy to help’, said Minister Isaias Afwerki, ‘expending our entire Gross National Product to protect Elton John’s Windsor mansion will be the honour of all Eritreans’. Alongside state intervention, charities have moved quickly to respond. Professor David Akol of Juba University in Darfur has established Help For The Home Counties. ‘Who can put a price on a pair of waders?’ asks Akol in a moving advert currently broadcasting across the continent, ‘For just £159, a Sudanese farmer can give an IT consultant from Surrey a pair of Endura Stocking Foot Protectors. That’s just four months wages to remove dampness from someone’s life’. Half a dozen African countries have already offered to back financial aid with boots on the ground to oversee future defences. ‘It is clear’, concluded Kabila, ‘after similar catastrophes in 2000, 2007 and now 2014 that the British government simply lacks the logistical capabilities to stop water coming indoors’. Meanwhile Syria’s Assad today announced a cease-fire in his nation’s multi-sided civil war to allow for ‘a whip round’ for Britons who have lost their second homes. http://dailyhawk.co.uk/2014/02/14/african-union-we-cannot-ignore-the-plight-of-berkshire-any-longer/#comments Some of the comments on the article are hilarious as well!
  10. Damn! I'm sure I've tried that before?!
  11. That is pretty damn cool Steve and that' s what friends are for! Oh yeah and do Euan's head.....or Dylans!!
  12. I saw the thread title and thought "Doc? What the....." which, I presume, was the reaction you wanted! :)
  13. Plumbers Crack

    Hahaha

    Via my son - overheard on BF4 "The enemy's taken Charlie!" (Geordie voice) "Who's Charlie, do we need to get him back?"
  14. What the hell is that????? Gotta be Photoshop, surely??
  15. Feck, I can only just about drive a jeep type thingy...now a boat and a sub??!!
  16. yeah, but can you use it for Solitaire and Minesweeper tho??
  17. Bob, real men can't multi task!!
  18. Comfort yourself Steve with the knowledge that age and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm!!
  19. That's the actor Tom Conti's daughter. Seen her before, very good!
  20. Yep, I too hid in a corner for the last 15 or so tickets!! really thought we 'd lost that one
  21. Ceppy, if you're going badass it's "ain't" not "isn't"
  22. Thanks James it did in a way! I think I'll get the Ghosts season pass on PS3 so I can carry it over to the PS4 then, if I can swing it with the Treasurer, get the BF4 pass, install it on the PS4. If it doesn't work backwards on tthe PS3 then no biggie as I don't play BF4 on that console It seems to be PS3 = Ghosts and PS4 = BF4 mainly due to who is playing what. Sean flying a helicopter is a laugh a minute!
  23. Thanks for that James - anybody know if it's the same for BF4?
  24. This is primarily for Ghosts but also BF4 I run the PS4 along side the PS3 and have bought the upgrade for both games. Both games run on either machine as long as the relevant disc is in the drive. My question is.... if I buy a season pass will I be able to install the DLC on both machines? I know for a limited time you can transfer from 3 to 4 but I eant to be able to play all maps on both consoles. I've looked around the interwebz but can't see anything but I could be phrasing the question wrong Can anyone help?
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