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Barca out once again! Hoping for a Real v Chelsea semi. Don't think Bayern will defend their title. Chelsea can't win it again surely? THEY LOST TO CRYSTAL FUCKING PALACE FOR FUCK SAKE. AND ASTON VANILLA!

3-1 Bayern now. United were 1-0 up but it looks like it's curtains now.

Athletico dominating against Barca and United holding their own so far.

I love rounders

Post mortem 'inconclusive' http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-26957892

The Wolf Among Us £11.39 Spelunky £4.07

How comes Mourinho didn't get sent off last night for leaving his technical area? The ref was pretty card-happy to the players but Jose was at the corner flag when the goal went in. Any other manager in any other game would have been sent to the stands and banned. Pussy arse refs!

Patch now detailed: Announcements A silent update for the Battlelog mobile app will follow later today or tomorrow, bringing support for e.g. Loadout Presets in the mobile app. Stay tuned for the mobile changelog.Features & Improvements Loadout Presets: Create your very own Kit and Vehicle presets in Loadout, and quickly apply a previously created Preset. Platoons 1.1: we have now released the first big update to Platoon, including features such as:Be able to see where your Platoon members are playing in the new servers tab You can now increase the member cap to 150 by reaching rank 5 and 200 by reaching rank 10 Automatically subscribe to all Platoon wall posts and comments, so you won’t miss a thing Once rented servers become available, Platoon leaders can choose to promote their servers for their Platoon More information is now shown for each Platoon member on the Members page A lot of smaller improvements and fixes The Leaderboards tile on Home now shows your best or favorited leaderboard New styling for the Premium tile on Home Better support for Carrier Assault in Live Scoreboard The “Personal Details” privacy setting now also controls for whom the “Playing” box on your profile page is shown UTC indicator now added to the time selector in Settings Fixes Fixed an issue where some Mission Dog Tags didn’t unlock after meeting the requirement (to trigger the unlock, please play the specific Mission once again) Soldiers that have reached max rank now has the experience progress bar and score more correctly displayed Items that are unlocked with Kit Shortcuts are no longer suggested in Suggestions Items that are unlocked with Kit Shortcuts now show up more correctly on the Unlocks pages Fixed an issue where Service Stars wasn’t shown for items that had been unlocked with Kit Shortcuts Better fix for the duplicated UCAV in Stats -> Vehicles, so the kills are not counted twice Fixes for for some unlock criteria and expansion pack icons showing incorrectly in Loadout The newly added Soldier Portraits are now shown in opened Battlepacks Unlock criteria are now shown correctly on the Unlocks -> Weapons page Fixed an issue with the Battlelog Plugin, which didn’t always made the plugin auto-update Fixed an issue where upcoming Rank Battlepacks had incorrect progress bars on the Battlepacks page Fixed an issue in Battle Reports, where the correct ribbons weren’t always shown in Awards & Unlocks Various tweaks for Battle Reports to better support longer and localized texts Fixed an issue in the Medal of Honor Warfighter section where some images, like ribbons, didn’t display Fixed an issue in the Medal of Honor Warfighter section, where some page tabs for Xbox 360 soldiers didn’t work correctly Various minor fixes and tweaks

Mars sucks Snickers FTW!

Some improvements detailed: View and apply your Loadout Presets instantly from the Battlelog mobile app (Presets can only be created via Battlelog.com) You can now set which Kit should be active in Loadout You can now search for and find users directly from the Com Center (friends list) Various tweaks and improvements to the Premium section, so it looks and works better Dog Tag categories have been updated to be consistent with Battlelog.com More images now have retina support, incl. weapons, vehicles, accessories, awards and assignments Selecting a vehicle category in Stats -> Vehicles will now show all vehicles on the details page instead of just one Shared forum posts and shared Battlepacks are now shown in the Battle Feed on mobile You can now remove your Geo Leaderboard location from the mobile app Privacy settings are now available in the mobile app

I watch Oxford week in week out; we park the bus when we're 3-0 down Man Yoo can't be that bad surely

If the semi is another 'park the bus' affair; I'm gonna give up watching the champions league and take up pottery. Chelsea were the worst team I've ever seen to win the bloody thing. They fluked it all the way albeit were unlucky not to win it before but that season was terrible to watch.

Nice find Rich! Oh I miss Black Ops 2

Chelsea game was good. PSG paid the price for failing to make their early dominance pay. They were too negative going forward and a bit cocky. Fuck em.

6 months too late Infinity Ward. Why they omitted this in the first place is beyond me. Thank fuck we wont see a COD game from them for at least another 3 years

Ironically most of the papers who were sympathising with her death today were bashing her like fuck for years.

I dunno if this is new or if I'm just blind but on your Battlelog browser (not sure about console) there is a stat tracking slider bar on the solider page beneath the 'service stars' 'team play' and 'dog tags' section which, if you're Premium, you can view your entire progression history by date and see how your stats fluctuate. You can click play and it shows your stats from the start and how they've built. You can also pause the tracker and select specific dates on the timeline which pauses the action. Pretty neat I thought. I've come on a bundle since the early days. I've gone from, completely shit, to shit and now I'm a little bit shit. I hope to be mediocre by rank 50

Yeah, I was getting that impression until the end when Bond, the new M (Ralph Finnes) and the new Moneypenny (Naomie Harris) all seemed a bit cosy and it felt as if they were propelling themselves for the next film as that 'team'. I actually thought Skyfall was more in tune to the classics and Craig actually put more typical Bond performance. Dunno whether I just didn't warm to him in the first couple or whether those films derailed Bond's roots. The Bond timeline seems incredibly mashed now since the new Casino Royale film. Just seen an interview with Finnes and he says filming is due in October for release in November 2015.

FIX YOUR SHIT DICE!!! Oh wait; this is Call of Duty

Afraid so

Can't wait for the new one! Looks like Chiwetel Ejiofor from 12 years a slave is odds on to be the new villan and this girl; Disa Ostrand has had an audition and is a strong candidate for the Bond girl role:

I think it was about 2kv2k and despite playing on even 3200v3200 servers; I never managed to break the barrier as there were always better 'killwhores' on show Love the high ticket games particularly on Metro but they can get very messy and frustrating sometimes.

Good win for the Spurs tonight. May take the sting out of the pressure on Sherwood but I can't see him being there in the summer.

I got my first 100+ kills game today on Metro going for 105-82. I don't want to toot my own horn but after this, I believe I am quite possibly the greatest Battlefield player of all time. 17% accuracy proves this Nah seriously this game was horrendous. So many bad players, so much iffy technical problems and carnage. Quite disappointed that this was the game to break the hundred barrier particularly as we lost but I went positive and nailed some sexy kills in the process. I was the only one to get triple figures although some guy in the game before went 161-97. Fucking hacker