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Apparently Twitch is being bought by YouTube for $1bn Great So Twitch is gonna basically become a commercial shithole for the likes of PewDiePie and all those content whores just fishing for easy likes/money in another gaming space. The good thing about Twitch was always finding niche players with ease, doing what they enjoy and for fun whilst having a good crack in the chat with other people. Now we'll probably have some YouTube format where their top players dominate the homepage. I bet there will be vlogging galore and live makeup tutorials on there by the end of next month if this deal goes through. I'm so fucking sick of YouTube now. Self obsessed vloggers and celeb wannabe stupid channels for simpletons just dominate the homepage but that PewDiePie tosser always has number one slot in each of his three vids he usually uploads a daily basis.

Cassetteboy is quality

I'm planning to give up smoking this year. I will take up crystal meth as a replacement

Triple woodwork!

Watch Dogs mini games revealed: CHESS Chess in Watch Dogs comes in two different forms. There is normal chess, and there are puzzles that give Aiden a half-played game to finish. These puzzles restrict the number of moves Aiden can make, and what pieces he can use. NVZN NVZN is an Alternate Reality phone game. When activated, NVZN makes it appear that aliens are attacking Chicago. Use Aiden's "blaster" to blow the aliens to pieces. Race against time to get the highest score. CASH RUN Cash Run makes coins and ghosts appear in front of Aiden. Race as fast as you can to collect all of the coins while avoiding the ghosts. Keep your time low for a higher score and compete against your friends. POKER Play a game of Texas Hold'em with some "friends." Use any cameras to your advantage by sneaking peeks at opponents' cards, use your phone to monitor heart beats, or just use plain old luck to get the best odds and win some cash. SHELL GAME The Shell Game is the classic three-cups-and-a-ball hustle. Keep your eyes sharp and pick the right cup after the dealer shuffles them up. If you guessed correctly, Aiden gets a sweet payout. SLOT MACHINE Slot Machines work exactly like you would expect. Put cash in, pull the lever, and hope for a payout. DRINKING GAME Bottom's up! Challenge others to drinking contests, with the last person still upright stumbling away with the prize money. Each drinking challenge has a different quick-time event. Try them all. DIGITAL TRIPS Digital trips allow Aiden to escape the reality of Chicago and enter a digital world where there are no rules. There are 5 different Digital Trip offerings. MADNESS Madness puts you behind the wheel of a crazy car while all hell is breaking loose - literally. Use the car to smash into the demons and zombies that now roam the streets. Complete objectives to get the highest score. ALONE Make your way through a desolate downtown, where the only other people are ctOS robots. Hack into nodes to restore power to the whole city. Watch out and don't get caught by the robots! PSYCHEDLIC Everything's a little bit groovier on this digital trip. Bounce from one flower to the next while passing through rings in the air. The closer Aiden is to the center of the flowers, the better score you get. CONSPIRACY Cyborgs have attacked Chicago! Find and stop the invaders before time runs out. Use your phone to profile people and figure out which ones are cyborgs, then shoot at their newly discovered weak points. Destroy all of the cyborgs in an area before time runs out to move on. SPIDER TANK Spider-Tank is fairly self-expalnitory. You are in control of a spider-like tank. Cause as much destruction and mayhem as possible. The more you play, the more skills you unlock, so keep at it for the best score.

Athletico win La Liga after a 1-1 decider in Barcelona Champions League final next week is gonna be on another level!

4 hours glued to a game in one go? Not very good for your health! I think i'll pass on this mode if possible if they're gonna be this lengthy.

Arsenal win 3-2. Poor game considering there was 5 goals. Good comeback from the Gunners but very weak display overall. A hollow victory for fans as Wenger will probably sign a 5 year contract now

Going into ET in the cup final and after a entertaining first half; this game has really gone to shite. It's like watching a mid-table championship game at the end of the season. Referee has made a catalogue of bad decisions which have somehow balanced out but it's turned into a paint drying exercise and now another 30mins of it

Bristol Rovers board meeting

Fuck Halo 5; it'll be in Destiny's shadow for eternity I must have been the only Xbox 360 gamer in the world to think Halo was a bit overrated. Halo 3 was decent but Reach was a letdown and Halo 4 was just wank. I don't think 343 have what it takes; they're a bit like the new Infinity Ward. Bungie FTW!

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I've done some digging about this PS4 issue and a possible fix is to go to Settings>Restore Licences. Haven't experienced this yet myself as my PS4 isn't online yet but hope this works.

Man City fined and squad capped. Very light punishment http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/27445475 TOSSER

Watch Dogs real life prank http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5kn-7zNLQY#t=240

I've corrected your spelling error Dylan.

Never heard of it

Deus Ex Human Revolution Directors Cut £3.24

Wonder if the baddie character on the box is taken from someone in real life like Vaas was? Definitely one of gaming's best baddasses! I agree with Cyber above about the repetitive bits. The game looked amazing but everything was a bit shallow away from the main story. I quite liked hunting for stuff although the crafting was as basic as it got. Activating the towers was a bit of an annoyance over time but the game had a pretty good vibe. Better than the second game that's for sure - so much in FC3 was fixed that haunted me in FC2. I remember spending 20 minutes cleaning out an area; leaving the scene and coming back shortly after and all the AI had respawned and were doing their usual routes! It got well tiring in the end. Far Cry 3 was much improved but still lacked that layer of depth in all its features for me.

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Ghosts is pretty cheap now particularly on the 360 and if the count is SKU-based; that includes pre-owned copies sold too. April's lineup of games wasn't exactly riveting either. Sales aren't going to improve the game though. Justin Bieber sells millions of songs a month but that doesn't mean his music is good. The Call of Duty brand is driven by the fanbase and I agree with Cyber that a lot of younger people are probably coming of acceptable age and joining the franchise where before; their parents may have deemed it inappropriate. Anyone over 18 who has read the reviews and has a brain cell would avoid Ghosts like the plague. The player counts online are very low though now on a consistent basis. 29,000 AWOL on PC of a weekly average and by the sounds of it; there is a massive whole on the next gen and old gen also. I think many hardened fans gave up long ago who didn't enjoy it and now the remaining gamers and influx are probably people satisfied or jumping on the bandwagon late in the day down to a bundle deal or getting a cheap copy.

The lesson here is NEVER fuck with ninja cats

War Games looks amazing fun! Swampland looks good Runoff looks nice